im bored...enterain me
iam_thatdude
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just dont hurt yourself
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A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I tell you is a lie" Is he telling the truth or lying?0
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Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?0
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What state is the most surrounded by water?0
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What state is the most surrounded by water?
Hawaii0 -
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?0
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Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
The hairier side0 -
What state is the most surrounded by water?
Hawaii
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A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I tell you is a lie" Is he telling the truth or lying?
Ill never know as I punched him in the face for talking to me.0 -
Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
The hairier side
No, the outside.0 -
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?0
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We don't need TV to entertain us, get it? I said *kitten*.0
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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He's a carny, so I assumed he pulled a knife and demanded $50?0 -
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.0 -
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He's a carny, so I assumed he pulled a knife and demanded $50?
He wrote. "Your exact weight" on the paper0 -
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He's a carny, so I assumed he pulled a knife and demanded $50?
although this one is probably true! lol!0 -
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
id be in 2nd place0 -
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?0
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Why are man hole covers round?0
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If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
id be in 2nd place
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If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd place0 -
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Yesm0 -
she's a photographer and took his picture
(for the "shoots him, holds him under water, and hangs him" one...)0 -
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd place...unless you passed the person in first place as well0 -
2nd place0
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I was bored...now super amused!!0
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so the cover doesn't fall into the holeWhy are man hole covers round?0 -
Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
The outside0 -
so the cover doesn't fall into the holeWhy are man hole covers round?
manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.0 -
Why are man hole covers round?
so they can't fall in the hole, if they were square, they could be turned diagonally and fall in but round ones cannot0 -
A barber`s job is to shave every man in town who doesnt shave himself. Does the barber shave himself or not?0
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