im bored...enterain me
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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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she's a photographer and took his picture
(for the "shoots him, holds him under water, and hangs him" one...)0 -
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd place...unless you passed the person in first place as well0 -
2nd place0
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I was bored...now super amused!!0
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Why are man hole covers round?0
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Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
The outside0 -
Why are man hole covers round?
manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.0 -
Why are man hole covers round?
so they can't fall in the hole, if they were square, they could be turned diagonally and fall in but round ones cannot0 -
A barber`s job is to shave every man in town who doesnt shave himself. Does the barber shave himself or not?0
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very good enterainment. Nwo im bored again. Sorry trapped in a 3rd world country in a hotel where I dont speak the language has a tendancy to depress me lol0
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Why are man hole covers round?
manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.
d'oh! So we're going with THAT obvious of an answer, are we? LOL0 -
A barber`s job is to shave every man in town who doesnt shave himself. Does the barber shave himself or not?
He shaves himself everyday regardless of whether it is his job or not.0 -
A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I tell you is a lie" Is he telling the truth or lying?
He is lying. If he were telling the truth he would be contradicting himself. However the "truth" is that he lies sometimes (like in this instance...)0 -
Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
The hairier side
No, the outside.
No, the windy side.0 -
Why are man hole covers round?
manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.
d'oh! So we're going with THAT obvious of an answer, are we? LOL
well it is technically true and I like the alliteration0 -
Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
THE OUTSIDE! :P0 -
very good enterainment. Nwo im bored again. Sorry trapped in a 3rd world country in a hotel where I dont speak the language has a tendancy to depress me lol
Where are you and why? Entertain US with your story to pass the time.0 -
A Tennessee man was in court to be sentenced for theft. The judge told the man, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to five years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to ten years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?0
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Childhood riddle: Why is a raven like a writing desk?0
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