im bored...enterain me
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very good enterainment. Nwo im bored again. Sorry trapped in a 3rd world country in a hotel where I dont speak the language has a tendancy to depress me lol0
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so the cover doesn't fall into the holeWhy are man hole covers round?
manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.
d'oh! So we're going with THAT obvious of an answer, are we? LOL0 -
A barber`s job is to shave every man in town who doesnt shave himself. Does the barber shave himself or not?
He shaves himself everyday regardless of whether it is his job or not.0 -
A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I tell you is a lie" Is he telling the truth or lying?
He is lying. If he were telling the truth he would be contradicting himself. However the "truth" is that he lies sometimes (like in this instance...)0 -
Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
The hairier side
No, the outside.
No, the windy side.0 -
so the cover doesn't fall into the holeWhy are man hole covers round?
manhole covers r round, because man holes are round.
d'oh! So we're going with THAT obvious of an answer, are we? LOL
well it is technically true and I like the alliteration0 -
Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
THE OUTSIDE! :P0 -
very good enterainment. Nwo im bored again. Sorry trapped in a 3rd world country in a hotel where I dont speak the language has a tendancy to depress me lol
Where are you and why? Entertain US with your story to pass the time.
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A Tennessee man was in court to be sentenced for theft. The judge told the man, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to five years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to ten years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?0
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Childhood riddle: Why is a raven like a writing desk?0
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singing you "Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty" right now0 -
A man walks into an elevator presses floor number 1 and goes to work. He comes home from work gets into the elevator and presses number 7. He then walks out of the elevator, and walks up to the 15th floor.Why’d he walk?0
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The outside!Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?0 -
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
he wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper?0 -
very good enterainment. Nwo im bored again. Sorry trapped in a 3rd world country in a hotel where I dont speak the language has a tendancy to depress me lol
Where are you and why? Entertain US with your story to pass the time.
im in Panama City, Panama for 10 days (this is day 4) on business, but with no co-workers, I dont speak the language, the gym sucks and although this is an extremely nice hotel within 20 yards outside the "safe zone" ive seen dudes walking around with machetes.
As a 6'5 blonde white dude I kinda stick out....oh yeah no cell service too.0 -
What common English word will describe a person or thing as not being found in any place and yet with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being actually present at this very moment?0
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You live in a one story house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be?"0
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*dances on table*
Happy now?0 -
The outside of the cat has more fur.0
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A man walks up to you and says, "Everything I tell you is a lie" Is he telling the truth or lying?
Ill never know as I punched him in the face for talking to me.0 -
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singing you "Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty" right now
Freaking LOVE Big Bang Theory!0 -
I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?0
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OK I apparently dont know how to "quote" someone. LOL. Sorry0
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How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?0
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WOW that sucks...! I'm at home...bored out of my mind!!! ENTERTAIN ME!!!very good enterainment. Nwo im bored again. Sorry trapped in a 3rd world country in a hotel where I dont speak the language has a tendancy to depress me lol
Where are you and why? Entertain US with your story to pass the time.
im in Panama City, Panama for 10 days (this is day 4) on business, but with no co-workers, I dont speak the language, the gym sucks and although this is an extremely nice hotel within 20 yards outside the "safe zone" ive seen dudes walking around with machetes.
As a 6'5 blonde white dude I kinda stick out....oh yeah no cell service too.0 -
What common English word will describe a person or thing as not being found in any place and yet with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being actually present at this very moment?
nowhere
now here0 -
Scientists have proven that a cat has more fur on one side, to insulate from the cold. Which side has more fur?
Hmmm, thats a tough one...the outside. Bazinga!!0 -
A Tennessee man was in court to be sentenced for theft. The judge told the man, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to five years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to ten years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
"You'll sentence me to ten years in prison."
If the statement is true, the judge should sentence him to 5 years. But sentencing him to 5 years would make the statement "You'll sentence me to ten years in prison" false. Therefore he can't sentence the man for either five OR ten years....0 -
If I pass the person in second place, I am now second.0
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Ok, enough fun for one night....goodnight!0
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