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  • loudvoice1
    loudvoice1 Posts: 29
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    Shower curtain is a great idea - thanks for the post!!!
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
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    Shower curtain is a great idea - thanks for the post!!!
    Spray yourselves in stickum too, to help with the slipperiness.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    Dude, quit messing with me. Anything that can walk around after bleeding for 3+ days can't possibly be qualified as human.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    My wife did not bleed for 9 months, then like a TON all at once. And now we have the left overs that we have to feed and buy things for.
    so, don't go 9 months without bleeding.

    OMG!!! This exact thing happened to me. Did your wife all push a tiny human out of her vagina? Personally, I found that rather painful. And now the tiny humans won't go away.
  • Flippiefloppies
    Flippiefloppies Posts: 319
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    Its amazing. You find the right guy and you NEVER have headaches. I have been headache free for a year and half.
  • ReadySara
    ReadySara Posts: 86 Member
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    Real women don't use that excuse...they go at it cavewoman style.

    You just lay a towel on the bed and your good!!


    Ewwww... that's is just nasty
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    Real women don't use that excuse...they go at it cavewoman style.

    You just lay a towel on the bed and your good!!


    Ewwww... that's is just nasty

    I agree!
  • walkwithme1
    walkwithme1 Posts: 492 Member
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    Why not just do it in the shower? All problems solved. Right?
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
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    That one doesnt work on vampires....werewolves either really....:noway:

    That's when you pull out the big guns...explosive diarrhea. Unless he's into that :huh:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Its amazing. You find the right guy and you NEVER have headaches. I have been headache free for a year and half.

    Word.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    My wife did not bleed for 9 months, then like a TON all at once. And now we have the left overs that we have to feed and buy things for.
    so, don't go 9 months without bleeding.

    OMG!!! This exact thing happened to me. Did your wife all push a tiny human out of her vagina? Personally, I found that rather painful. And now the tiny humans won't go away.

    It did!!! I was like tiny human. Next time try a whole person. Or make me a sandwich.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    That one doesnt work on vampires....werewolves either really....:noway:

    That's when you pull out the big guns...explosive diarrhea. Unless he's into that :huh:

    RAWR
  • kooldill
    kooldill Posts: 21 Member
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    you know how you fix that head ache problem you come to your lady with 2 advil's and a glass of water when she asks what is that for you tell her for your headache when she says I dont have a headache its on like donkey kong 13427445.png
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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    Its amazing. You find the right guy and you NEVER have headaches. I have been headache free for a year and half.

    Word.
    well, you just have to get him over the whole 'Nickelback' thing \m/
  • Heidi_M78
    Heidi_M78 Posts: 143 Member
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    No. Not once a month. Every 28 days
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Its amazing. You find the right guy and you NEVER have headaches. I have been headache free for a year and half.

    Word.
    well, you just have to get him over the whole 'Nickelback' thing \m/

    Now I have a headache.
  • aj_31
    aj_31 Posts: 999 Member
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    Real women don't use that excuse...they go at it cavewoman style.

    You just lay a towel on the bed and your good!!


    Ewwww... that's is just nasty

    I agree!

    Really it doesn't make that much of a difference and usually its not that messy. Shower is always good too.
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
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    Shower curtain is a great idea - thanks for the post!!!
    Spray yourselves in stickum too, to help with the slipperiness.

    Never thought about using a shower curtain! great idea!! and the stickum....you are a genius!!
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
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    Personally, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 899 Member
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    That'y why do it in the butt...no blood, but you have to deal with some *kitten*.

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