WHAT'S UP WITH THE MEN ON THIS SITE...

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  • _Cheyanne_
    _Cheyanne_ Posts: 97 Member
    You're so heartless! :sad:
    I know, right? Women can be so insensitive to our feeling sometimes.

    All they want is sammiches,beer and then sex. :grumble:

    close. sex, beer, and then *silence.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    You know what really makes me cwwwy? That I am the only person in my house that seems capable of wiping down the worktop in the kitchen after I use it. Don't you see the crumbs on it? Really? You can't? What about the streak of mayonnaise? Would it kill you to use a chopping board when making a sammich? Would it?

    I need another pair of shoes. Now!
  • HOSED49
    HOSED49 Posts: 642 Member
    No, necrophilia isn't prohibited in Islam, and many Egyptians living in Egypt have stated the story isn't true. Rather than jumping to conclusions and making further *kitten* out of yourselves all you ****ing idiots need to do is read further than the Daily Mail. I'm sad I see that some of you are on my friends list.

    Wait wrong thread...how's that happen?


    ....hey there how are yo.....oh....ummmm.......uhhh.......(slowly backs out of room)
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    No, necrophilia isn't prohibited in Islam, and many Egyptians living in Egypt have stated the story isn't true. Rather than jumping to conclusions and making further *kitten* out of yourselves all you ****ing idiots need to do is read further than the Daily Mail. I'm sad I see that some of you are on my friends list.

    Wait wrong thread...how's that happen?


    ....hey there how are yo.....oh....ummmm.......uhhh.......(slowly backs out of room)

    Follows behind you!
  • Gilbrod
    Gilbrod Posts: 1,216 Member
    No, necrophilia isn't prohibited in Islam, and many Egyptians living in Egypt have stated the story isn't true. Rather than jumping to conclusions and making further *kitten* out of yourselves all you ****ing idiots need to do is read further than the Daily Mail. I'm sad I see that some of you are on my friends list.

    Wait wrong thread...how's that happen?

    :laugh: Wow. Now there is something I can ask my friend Hasan.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    No, necrophilia isn't prohibited in Islam, and many Egyptians living in Egypt have stated the story isn't true. Rather than jumping to conclusions and making further *kitten* out of yourselves all you ****ing idiots need to do is read further than the Daily Mail. I'm sad I see that some of you are on my friends list.

    Wait wrong thread...how's that happen?
    :laugh: Wow. Now there is something I can ask my friend Hasan.
    Make sure you're wide awake when you ask, though. Don't want to get jumped. :laugh:
  • HOSED49
    HOSED49 Posts: 642 Member
    No, necrophilia isn't prohibited in Islam, and many Egyptians living in Egypt have stated the story isn't true. Rather than jumping to conclusions and making further *kitten* out of yourselves all you ****ing idiots need to do is read further than the Daily Mail. I'm sad I see that some of you are on my friends list.

    Wait wrong thread...how's that happen?
    :laugh: Wow. Now there is something I can ask my friend Hasan.
    Make sure you're wide awake when you ask, though. Don't want to get jumped. :laugh:

    and dont drink the koolaid!!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    No, necrophilia isn't prohibited in Islam, and many Egyptians living in Egypt have stated the story isn't true. Rather than jumping to conclusions and making further *kitten* out of yourselves all you ****ing idiots need to do is read further than the Daily Mail. I'm sad I see that some of you are on my friends list.

    Wait wrong thread...how's that happen?

    I want some of whatever she's drinking
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    Lmao ((:
    And you didn't have to delete me gasmaster....
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    ... This thread... :happy:
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    No, necrophilia isn't prohibited in Islam, and many Egyptians living in Egypt have stated the story isn't true. Rather than jumping to conclusions and making further *kitten* out of yourselves all you ****ing idiots need to do is read further than the Daily Mail. I'm sad I see that some of you are on my friends list.

    Wait wrong thread...how's that happen?

    I want some of whatever she's drinking

    I dont want to drink the Kool-Aid or what she's having...I want to drink off of her
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    Feels like I've been kicked when I was down.............................................................................in my mangina!
  • bigswedeman
    bigswedeman Posts: 139 Member
    I had a mini-breakdown while doing plumbing the other day... 6 hours of complete frustration, which included burning my fingers with the torch (2nd degree burns), completely soaking myself (forgot to put the plug back in before testing the line), and having 2 of 24 joints leaking... after dropping things through the hole in the floor to the basement on mutliple occasions.

    Then, today, I was reading a story on CNN about a 10 yr old boys body that was found after he was starved to death by his parents and got choked up.

    I work in policing.

    This never happens to me.
  • HOSED49
    HOSED49 Posts: 642 Member
    No, necrophilia isn't prohibited in Islam, and many Egyptians living in Egypt have stated the story isn't true. Rather than jumping to conclusions and making further *kitten* out of yourselves all you ****ing idiots need to do is read further than the Daily Mail. I'm sad I see that some of you are on my friends list.

    Wait wrong thread...how's that happen?

    I want some of whatever she's drinking

    I dont want to drink the Kool-Aid or what she's having...I want to drink off of her

    I am hearing body shots !! whose in!
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    Feels like I've been kicked when I was down.............................................................................in my mangina!

    Awe, come over here so I can rub your mangina and make it feel better :tongue:
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
    you would be in a bad mood too if Jerry Jones was making your draft picks tonight.............................
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    Feels like I've been kicked when I was down.............................................................................in my mangina!

    Awe, come over here so I can rub your mangina and make it feel better :tongue:
    Be right there.................
  • ChubbyChaser17
    ChubbyChaser17 Posts: 12 Member
    Emotional men?

    Can I have one?
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    Emotional men?

    Can I have one?

    Take your pick from any man in this post.. but be sure to steer clear of the girl complaining about necrophilia.. we can't be liable if she attacks you!
  • maryann123115
    maryann123115 Posts: 68 Member
    Just trying to fit in! ;)

    hahaha, jokester!
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    Guys when its our TOM why are the women not sensitive to out needs? A sammich please!
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Be Gentle, im a wounded soul looking ot be held-Ty
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
    Feels like I've been kicked when I was down.............................................................................in my mangina!

    Awwweeee!!! Let me stroke your ego and your mangina!
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    Emotional men?

    Can I have one?

    Take your pick from any man in this post.. but be sure to steer clear of the girl complaining about necrophilia.. we can't be liable if she attacks you!

    No, it did the job. I'm off the persons friend list :)) I won't attack anyone else! I promise:))
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    No, necrophilia isn't prohibited in Islam, and many Egyptians living in Egypt have stated the story isn't true. Rather than jumping to conclusions and making further *kitten* out of yourselves all you ****ing idiots need to do is read further than the Daily Mail. I'm sad I see that some of you are on my friends list.

    Wait wrong thread...how's that happen?

    I want some of whatever she's drinking

    NH8VU.gif
  • braves20111
    braves20111 Posts: 48 Member
    Guys when its our TOM why are the women not sensitive to out needs? A sammich please!

    Sammich and a beer or 15 please!
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    SO <<cracks knuckles>> who needs to be spanked?
  • braves20111
    braves20111 Posts: 48 Member
    SO <<cracks knuckles>> who needs to be spanked?

    i do i do
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Emotional men?

    Can I have one?

    Take your pick from any man in this post.. but be sure to steer clear of the girl complaining about necrophilia.. we can't be liable if she attacks you!

    No, it did the job. I'm off the persons friend list :)) I won't attack anyone else! I promise:))

    To be fair, you did have a good point. Anyone who takes their info from the Daily Heil, errr, excuse me, Dail Mail, needs their head checking.

    Just a pity for you it all went a bit Pete Tong and you posted it on completely the wrong thread. You're young. You'll learn...
  • Edwin_S
    Edwin_S Posts: 440 Member
    Its all that soy protein.