Can we ban the "bump" ers?

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  • dalgal26
    dalgal26 Posts: 781 Member
    Doesn't bother me. Sometimes you can't read everything, but you would like to later, so bump is the solution!

    Surely there are bigger things to worry about. Just saying:flowerforyou:
  • jeardawg
    jeardawg Posts: 110 Member
    Pick up all the trash put it in the bag........"BUMP BUMP"........LAWLZ
  • Helenatrandom
    Helenatrandom Posts: 1,166 Member
    Bumpity, bump, bump, bump! :bigsmile:


    (Sorry, couldn't resist)

    Ditto!
  • stormieweather
    stormieweather Posts: 2,549 Member
    Hmph.

    Back when I started messing around on the internet, oh about a million years ago (really only 13 yrs ago), BUMP was how we used to move a thread back to the top of the list of threads. Forums show the most recent activity at the top, so putting a BUMP on it will bring to 1st place. We had all sorts of cute and dumb and rude ways to "bump" up our desired thread.

    Bump.jpg


    We call bumping up a very old thread, a "necro bump".

    necrobump2.jpg


    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bump
  • healthybabs
    healthybabs Posts: 600 Member
    Ban the users instead of make the software better.... hmm I like this! Totally going to try this at my job next week :tongue:

    /software engineer
    //dang users always causing me problems

    Was thinking the same thing! I am a business analyst, wouldn't a developer love to see that requirement in my next BRD!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    The people who actually respond and then type "bump" at the end of their reply make me laugh.
  • ryansgram
    ryansgram Posts: 693 Member
    I'm banning you for trying to ban the bumpers. LOL
  • michellelhartwig
    michellelhartwig Posts: 486 Member
    A subscribe function with options for notifications when new posts are made would get rid of bump posts. Till then, people, including me, will bump.

    ^^^This
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    119553d1236695443-longest-lasting-tt-t-topic-ever-bump.gif
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    Bump.

    Can we ban people who are annoyed by silly things?
  • sapphiretyger
    sapphiretyger Posts: 79 Member
    Hilarious ... honestly though, if I want to "bump" a thread back to the top I tend to write a new response post to do it, rather than typing "bump." It just seems more inventive to me. Even if it's just to say, "any others with responses to this out there?"
  • kiku76
    kiku76 Posts: 352 Member
    Until I came here, I thought bump was a way to raise your thread back to the top.

    on other forums I frequent, people "subscribe" or "sub" to a thread instead of "bump" to find it.

    Would a different word be better? Like if people started typing "subscribing" instead of bump? Or how about "bow chicka wow wow" each time they want to come back to a thread?
  • Hickyvikki69
    Hickyvikki69 Posts: 371 Member
    bump it ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!

    now thats some humor! keep it up! BUMP!
  • ChasingSweatandTears
    ChasingSweatandTears Posts: 504 Member
    CHEST BUMP!
  • cgraylyon
    cgraylyon Posts: 292 Member
    I only use it to bring topics to the top of the list. I didn't even realize until this post that it then would list in on your profile page! Lol
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
    Can we ban people who post threads about banning a whole group of people?

    Seriously.. It's getting really old.
  • MisterTEZ
    MisterTEZ Posts: 272 Member
    bow chicka wow wow!
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    Can we ban people who post threads about banning a whole group of people?

    Seriously.. It's getting really old.

    Can we ban people who complain about people who want to ban other people?

    Meta-ban.
  • Savyna
    Savyna Posts: 789 Member
    bump bump
  • dakitten2
    dakitten2 Posts: 888 Member
    I like to use "bump" for recipes. Sometimes I dont have time to get a recipe down and I bump it for later when I can add it to my recipe counter.
  • KarmaxKitty
    KarmaxKitty Posts: 901 Member
    Bump.

    No.
  • nas30
    nas30 Posts: 9 Member
    119553d1236695443-longest-lasting-tt-t-topic-ever-bump.gif


    LOL. I was mesmerised.
  • PeaceLoveVeggies
    PeaceLoveVeggies Posts: 673 Member
    We will, we will, BUMP YOU! <3:)
  • terri0527
    terri0527 Posts: 678 Member
    119553d1236695443-longest-lasting-tt-t-topic-ever-bump.gif

    :laugh: It's like she couldn't see the big hairy half naked dude in front of her til he BUMPED :bigsmile:
  • doonesbury
    doonesbury Posts: 281 Member
    Ban users because they are interested in a thread??

    Ban users because they care enough to read threads??

    Ban users????

    REALLY????

    Found this in another thread:

    ... EVERYBODY?

    Seriously, think about it. If there was no one on MFP, then no one would ever be offended by any content here ever again. Problem solved, amirite?

    So I think that we should ban fat people, skinny people, and everyone in between, as well as people who "bump" and people who never post, people with no profile pictures and people with four hundred and thirty-seven photos on their account, people who eat too much and people who eat too little, people who lift weights and people who do cardio. Oh, and let's not forget to exclude people who pair stripes with plaid, people who don't like soft-boiled eggs, people who pronounce "caught" and "cot" the same way, and most importantly, people who don't perpetually agree with everything I have to say.

    I say, let's ban ALL the members and make MFP a better place. Who's with me?
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    BUMP
  • ChasingSweatandTears
    ChasingSweatandTears Posts: 504 Member
    Dangit I just BUMPED my knee!
  • ChasingSweatandTears
    ChasingSweatandTears Posts: 504 Member
    It's been a few hours since anyone bumped this
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    It's been a few hours since anyone bumped this

    Bump!
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    119553d1236695443-longest-lasting-tt-t-topic-ever-bump.gif


    LOL. I was mesmerised.

    Totally agree

    oh.......and BUMP

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