Bike Riders Beware

arewethereyet

I learned the hard way this evening, that I must alot additional protien calories for the GNATS I eat along my ride:embarassed:

Now I know, those who know me are saying..........Jeannie keep your mouth shut while you ride, But I am here to tell ya it was breath or eat gnats........

So does anyone know of a website which will tell me the caloric count of gnats and other flying bugs?

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csingleton24

LOL...maybe you need a bike windshield like motorcycles have! Ha, ha.

Mireille

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You're nuts lady!!


I hope you were wearing proper shoes while riding?

TCASMEY

Better yet wear a tank top when riding and see how many you can catch down your front...its really gross when you take off the bra.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

skywalker

I hear ya! I've eaten more bugs on bike rides than I care to admit. Hehe!! Keep on riding!!!

arewethereyet

Yes I was wearing tennis shoes and proper dress...although my kid had to tell me no long pants (I need a smiley that hits them self in the head...doh!):bigsmile:

I have to go take my bra off now and at least I can aticipate the little buggers down there:laugh:

I will take a picture of the bike shield I will now make my DH concoct for me!!

I am just glad I have big dogs so I dont need a little basket with flowers for my yorkie!!:laugh:

Vanessa1969

:laugh:

arewethereyet

:laugh:

you laughing at me??:huh:

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arewethereyet

I hear ya! I've eaten more bugs on bike rides than I care to admit. Hehe!! Keep on riding!!!

I guess I need to change my ticker or Av pic to a biker now.....woo hoo!!

lynniejones

You silly girl! I can't wait until the weekend I am vowing that I shall feel good enough to eat bug!

BTW...when do we get the scale back??

CarmenSantiago

I learned the hard way this evening, that I must alot additional protien calories for the GNATS I eat along my ride:embarassed:

Now I know, those who know me are saying..........Jeannie keep your mouth shut while you ride, But I am here to tell ya it was breath or eat gnats........

So does anyone know of a website which will tell me the caloric count of gnats and other flying bugs?

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OMG you are too funny! I know what you mean. They think just because you take a breath that the dark, moist, area is the hopping place to be. LOL

arewethereyet

You silly girl! I can't wait until the weekend I am vowing that I shall feel good enough to eat bug!

BTW...when do we get the scale back??

2 more weeks. :grumble: She is bringing it to the gym on Saturday and I get to weigh in before we work out.

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arewethereyet

The first time I did it was was like :noway: spit, hock, spit ...YUCK...these 3 little kids were laughing their heads off. I came back around and they were waiting for me ..............so I did it again just to hear them laugh!!

there is NOTHING like the laughter of children...of course it made me laugh so I sucked in another mouthful:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

skywalker

[I guess I need to change my ticker or Av pic to a biker now.....woo hoo!!
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That's actually my old mtn bike on the ticker. I need to snap some pics of my road bike.
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arewethereyet

[I guess I need to change my ticker or Av pic to a biker now.....woo hoo!!

That's actually my old mtn bike on the ticker. I need to snap some pics of my road bike.

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they are really good shots. love it!

arewethereyet

I see you are new skywalker. Welcome!!

You can put your ticker in your signature.

Just go to home, settings,signature you can place your ticker and a tag line or two and it will show up on each post.

:flowerforyou:

genabug

love your signature smilie Jeannie!:smooched:

skywalker

Thanks! I just figured out how to put my ticker in my signature. Now I'm noticing that it's popping up twice because I initially copied and pasted it. I'm technologically challenged...

arewethereyet

love your signature smilie Jeannie!:smooched:

THanks, it was a gift from Marla!! :flowerforyou:

arewethereyet

Thanks! I just figured out how to put my ticker in my signature. Now I'm noticing that it's popping up twice because I initially copied and pasted it. I'm technologically challenged...

oh goodness, me too! I couldnt post a pic or a smilie when I started. a few of the girls started a thread and helped us oldies. Now I love me some smilies:bigsmile:

skywalker

Thread??? Hehe. Like I said... challenged.

arewethereyet

Thread??? Hehe. Like I said... challenged.

the different subjects are called threads

your response is a post.

Imagine me, I didnt know what LOL, ROTFWL or IDK meant. I just asked. :blushing:

dothompson

I'm afraid it's one of the hazards of the road. I ride early in the morning and during a couple of weeks a year the termites swarm and I have to wear a bandana. Really gross.

skywalker

Thanks :happy:

jb_sweet_99

Wow, I just had to say thank you for the laugh, lol! I quite enjoyed reading this thread and about your animated bug story, I know it must have sucked for you, but it makes for a funny story! :bigsmile:

arewethereyet

Wow, I just had to say thank you for the laugh, lol! I quite enjoyed reading this thread and about your animated bug story, I know it must have sucked for you, but it makes for a funny story! :bigsmile:

sucked was the perfect word.................right down my gullet:laugh: :laugh:

arewethereyet

I'm afraid it's one of the hazards of the road. I ride early in the morning and during a couple of weeks a year the termites swarm and I have to wear a bandana. Really gross.

ew.........gave me shivers. I think with termites I would turn around and go home to my a/c and elliptical:sick:

ohthatbambi

I had the same problem last night!!

gemiwing

Ask and ye shall recieve! :sick:
http://www.planetscott.com/babes/nutrition.asp

Wishful

Now all you need is a smiley with bugs in its teeth!:bigsmile:


Gemiwing-ugh, who knew bugs had nutrition facts!:sick:

gemiwing

I live to serve.