Bike Riders Beware

arewethereyet

Thread??? Hehe. Like I said... challenged.

the different subjects are called threads

your response is a post.

Imagine me, I didnt know what LOL, ROTFWL or IDK meant. I just asked. :blushing:

dothompson

I'm afraid it's one of the hazards of the road. I ride early in the morning and during a couple of weeks a year the termites swarm and I have to wear a bandana. Really gross.

skywalker

Thanks :happy:

jb_sweet_99

Wow, I just had to say thank you for the laugh, lol! I quite enjoyed reading this thread and about your animated bug story, I know it must have sucked for you, but it makes for a funny story! :bigsmile:

arewethereyet

Wow, I just had to say thank you for the laugh, lol! I quite enjoyed reading this thread and about your animated bug story, I know it must have sucked for you, but it makes for a funny story! :bigsmile:

sucked was the perfect word.................right down my gullet:laugh: :laugh:

arewethereyet

I'm afraid it's one of the hazards of the road. I ride early in the morning and during a couple of weeks a year the termites swarm and I have to wear a bandana. Really gross.

ew.........gave me shivers. I think with termites I would turn around and go home to my a/c and elliptical:sick:

ohthatbambi

I had the same problem last night!!

gemiwing

Ask and ye shall recieve! :sick:
http://www.planetscott.com/babes/nutrition.asp

Wishful

Now all you need is a smiley with bugs in its teeth!:bigsmile:


Gemiwing-ugh, who knew bugs had nutrition facts!:sick:

gemiwing

I live to serve.

msarro

Man, I need to get me some caterpillars. I wonder how they taste?
Can't be worse for you than cool whip :laugh:

mommared53

(Note to self. Before you ever go bike riding, invest in some skeeter netting to wrap self in.)

arewethereyet

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my favorite

VERY LARGE SPIDERS (Important: REMOVE FANGS!!!)
Nutrition
Facts

Serv. Size 100 grams
Calories n/a
Fat Cal. 90
*Percent Daily Values(DV) are
based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Amount/Serving %DV* Amount/Serving %DV*

Total Fat 10 g 16% Total Carb. 0 g 0%
Sat Fat n/a g n/a% Fiber n/a g n/a%
Cholest. n/a mg n/a % Sugars 0 g n/a%
Sodium n/a mg n/a% Protein 63 g 126%
Potassium n/a mg n/a%

Vitamin A n/a% - Vitamin C 0% - Calcium n/a% - Iron n/a%

arewethereyet

I live to serve.

thanks Gem..............LOL all day long on ths one!

dothompson

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my favorite

VERY LARGE SPIDERS (Important: REMOVE FANGS!!!)
Nutrition
Facts

Serv. Size 100 grams
Calories n/a
Fat Cal. 90
*Percent Daily Values(DV) are
based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Amount/Serving %DV* Amount/Serving %DV*

Total Fat 10 g 16% Total Carb. 0 g 0%
Sat Fat n/a g n/a% Fiber n/a g n/a%
Cholest. n/a mg n/a % Sugars 0 g n/a%
Sodium n/a mg n/a% Protein 63 g 126%
Potassium n/a mg n/a%

Vitamin A n/a% - Vitamin C 0% - Calcium n/a% - Iron n/a%

Okay, does serving of 100 gms = 1 spider? Wow, they do mean very large, don't they.

Kinda makes me look forward to swallowing a termite or two. They just hit the back of your throat and it's over. The spider would require chewing. Ewe!

arewethereyet

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my favorite

VERY LARGE SPIDERS (Important: REMOVE FANGS!!!)
Nutrition
Facts

Serv. Size 100 grams
Calories n/a
Fat Cal. 90
*Percent Daily Values(DV) are
based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Amount/Serving %DV* Amount/Serving %DV*

Total Fat 10 g 16% Total Carb. 0 g 0%
Sat Fat n/a g n/a% Fiber n/a g n/a%
Cholest. n/a mg n/a % Sugars 0 g n/a%
Sodium n/a mg n/a% Protein 63 g 126%
Potassium n/a mg n/a%

Vitamin A n/a% - Vitamin C 0% - Calcium n/a% - Iron n/a%

Okay, does serving of 100 gms = 1 spider? Wow, they do mean very large, don't they.

Kinda makes me look forward to swallowing a termite or two. They just hit the back of your throat and it's over. The spider would require chewing. Ewe!

:sick: :sick: