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  • mwcraig34
    mwcraig34 Posts: 359 Member
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    No I will not make out with you!!!!!!
  • zooblflot
    zooblflot Posts: 131
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    Of course I tried that! It just won't come out!
  • good2bthaking
    good2bthaking Posts: 325 Member
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    life is a lemon and I want my money back!
  • Nikstergirl
    Nikstergirl Posts: 1,549 Member
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    Tequila!
  • ambitious01
    ambitious01 Posts: 209 Member
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    It wasn't me.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    No, officer...I'm not slurring my speech. I'm speaking in cursive.
  • JessieArt
    JessieArt Posts: 275 Member
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    Of course I'll make you a cocktail. I have Vodka!
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    Tom Cruise was in that one movie 'Cocktail' way back in the day when he was hot and not couch-jumping crazy.
  • JessieArt
    JessieArt Posts: 275 Member
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    Yes, I am crazy, thank you very much!
  • HeHealsMe
    HeHealsMe Posts: 179 Member
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    That must have been my evil twin.
  • HeHealsMe
    HeHealsMe Posts: 179 Member
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    No, I was OFF my med's then..or...was I on...??:noway:


    I Dunno.:ohwell:
  • HeHealsMe
    HeHealsMe Posts: 179 Member
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    NICE girls don't do THAT kind of thing...:noway:

    But WHO told you I was NICE???:devil:
  • HeHealsMe
    HeHealsMe Posts: 179 Member
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    NO, I DID NOT FART...:noway:

    It was the DOG!!!:laugh:
  • FitSuga
    FitSuga Posts: 262 Member
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    3.14
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    I'll be round in 10 minutes: I've just have to pop round the chemists first.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    He looked like that when I got him.
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
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    but it just feels sooooo good!!!
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
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    ...and that is how the iron fell on his head.
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
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    my dog has fleas
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
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    you are not weird

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