ANSWERS ONLY

lisa28115

don't make me come in there !!!

lisa28115

I might be cheating

nevertoolate2

Then you might be a very naughty girl

lisa28115

i was a naughty girl once

nevertoolate2

Then it couldn't have been as much fun as you thought otherwise you would have done it twice

lisa28115

I'm married now

lisa28115

that drunk turtle is getting on my nerves !!!

nevertoolate2

He's a frood who doesn't know where his towel is

nevertoolate2

If at first you don't succeed..... cheat!

couponfun

So long...and thanks for all the fish.

nevertoolate2

And that proves why you cannot trust dolphins

couponfun

Not their fault we couldn't find the local planning department in Alpha Centauri to file a complaint.

nevertoolate2

No I don't know how they got there

RAF_Guy

These aren't the droids you are looking for

couponfun

But they actually WERE the droids we were looking for.

nevertoolate2

My friend doesn't like you, I don't like you

cessnaholly

The check is in the mail.

blasiansrus

I don't care because I have waffles

trijoe

I don't know. Put it in your mouth and find out.

jfrog123

Well, that's what happens when you're starving and the only food on hand is prunes.

mwcraig34

No I will not make out with you!!!!!!

zooblflot

Of course I tried that! It just won't come out!

good2bthaking

life is a lemon and I want my money back!

Nikstergirl

Tequila!

ambitious01

It wasn't me.

LauraMacNCheese

No, officer...I'm not slurring my speech. I'm speaking in cursive.

JessieArt

Of course I'll make you a cocktail. I have Vodka!

pudadough

Tom Cruise was in that one movie 'Cocktail' way back in the day when he was hot and not couch-jumping crazy.

JessieArt

Yes, I am crazy, thank you very much!

HeHealsMe

That must have been my evil twin.