ANSWERS ONLY

SouthernSweetie74

Too many calories! I prefer to spend mine more wisely, thank you. And by the way, it's the rat's fault and he blamed it on the cat who blamed it on the dog!

mwcraig34

Dogs taste like chicken!

WifeNMama

He had it coming. And I'd do it again.

paulasue145

i swear i did, but he said i didn't....

lisa28115

THANK YOU, BUT NO THANKS

mwcraig34

She doesnt always use her brain!

mwcraig34

Yes farting in public is gross!

lisa28115

ALL 3 OF THOSE KIDS TOGETHER ONLY MAKE 1/2 A BRAIN !!!

lisa28115

AGAIN, IT WAS THE DOG

WifeNMama

You know I don't approve of jellyfish.

Kityngirl

If you ask me that again, I might get violent.

mwcraig34

If you shove a jelly fish into a bucket it makes a farting sound!!!!

mwcraig34

If you ask me that again, I might get violent.

Now Take It Easy!!!

lisa28115

i said... NO

EPICSRT

Look, it's a long story. Let's just say it's a violation for me to alone in a room with a fork, a laundry basket and a clown.

lisa28115

the goat is not retarded

mwcraig34

He is just slow!

vade43113

and the rat is the cleanest one of them all

RainRedfield

You're a little bit low on the food chain to be mouthing off.

jplord

Yes it was me, and no I do not spread Vasoline on my cheeks to make them so loud.

Kityngirl

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

lisa28115

I'm late

Qatsi

Yes, I am a responsible person. Anything goes wrong around here, I'm usually responsible.

HeavenLeAngel127

i'm infertile.... so that solves that

lisa28115

sit on it !!!

mariamarchita

Don't sit there!

lisa28115

i don't like the clown

mariamarchita

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

lisa28115

i can sleep anytime

Qatsi

I swear, Your Honor - she told me me was 18!