ANSWERS ONLY

lisa28115

i am tired

nevertoolate2

I never could get the hang of Thursdays

lisa28115

i gotta puke

lisa28115

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER.

lisa28115

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

nevertoolate2

It's like what my painter friend Donald said to me
"Stick a fork in their *kitten* and turn them over, they're done"

lisa28115

I AM ALMOST DONE

lisa28115

NO ... I AM NOT IN DENIAL

Natx83

Yes you are

lisa28115

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

lisa28115

I AM DRINKING WATER

nevertoolate2

Only on a Friday night

nevertoolate2

Because it tastes good and it has virtually no calories!

lisa28115

thats not where you put it

Vgbarash

She was like that when I got here! I swear!

lisa28115

u were suppose to pull out

couponfun

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

jaydubbayu

I thought you said to just get it over with!

couponfun

I thought you said to just get it over with!

I thought you said you started!

lisa28115

damn...your finished already!!!

couponfun

yes, dear, you ARE the biggest I've seen.

couponfun

no I wouldn't lie to you

lisa28115

cats don't care

texastango

Objects may be closer than they appear.

or

Objects may be larger than they appear.

BCKS

Dogs are loving; they ALWAYS care.

couponfun

That's no moon, it's a space station!

heyitsmegxx

Look at all the stars!

lisa28115

that shirt hurts my cats eyes

couponfun

it's just a flesh wound

nevertoolate2

Here, have a tissue