What we have here is a failure to communicate:
CountryBoy65
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Do you ever have trouble getting thru to your significant other? For example...this morning:
Her-Why didn't you have Hunter call me before school this morning????
Me-we left for school, then I realized that I forgot my phone. After I dropped him off, I went back by the house and got it.
Her-So, why didnit you call me???
Me-I am calling you now.
Her-but why did you not have Hunter call me before school???
Me-because I forgot my phone and did not have time to go back and get it before he had to be in class.
Her-Oh....but you always have him call me on the way to school.
Me-yeah, on the days I remember my phone....
Her-I still don't understand why you did not have him call me today......
WTF-AM I SPEAKING SOMALIAN OR SOMETHING? HOW THE FRAK CAN HE CALLYOU IF WE DON'T HAVE THE TELEPHONE? SMOKE SIGNALS? TAP OUT MORSE CODE AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE TRUCK?
I give up. Help me.
Her-Why didn't you have Hunter call me before school this morning????
Me-we left for school, then I realized that I forgot my phone. After I dropped him off, I went back by the house and got it.
Her-So, why didnit you call me???
Me-I am calling you now.
Her-but why did you not have Hunter call me before school???
Me-because I forgot my phone and did not have time to go back and get it before he had to be in class.
Her-Oh....but you always have him call me on the way to school.
Me-yeah, on the days I remember my phone....
Her-I still don't understand why you did not have him call me today......
WTF-AM I SPEAKING SOMALIAN OR SOMETHING? HOW THE FRAK CAN HE CALLYOU IF WE DON'T HAVE THE TELEPHONE? SMOKE SIGNALS? TAP OUT MORSE CODE AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE TRUCK?
I give up. Help me.
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No advice here, but I love your son's name.0
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I love Cool Hand Luke and Fred Dryer in Hunter. That's all I was able to take from this post.
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Print this out for the next time she says, "you never listen to me!".0 -
that made me chuckle0
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Breathe in breathe out - and dont say a word - safest advice I can give0
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"FRAK" OMG DO YOU WATCH BATTLESTAR GALACTICA? I LOVE BATTLESTAR. THAT IS ALL.0
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Just say you're sorry and it will all go away...:bigsmile:0
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I am her:blushing: I did this crap all the time as if it did not make sense to me why I wasn't called... Don't know why! When you spell it out it makes sense!
I needed the laugh :laugh: Thanks!0 -
HAHAHA we all have those days HAHAHAH... I swear there are times my hubby will tell me something and it literally right over my head and I will ask the same question like 10 mins later hahha...nooo worries, at least you get a giggle out of it once all the other emotions subside haha0
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Rosetta Stone would make a ton of money if they had a kit to translate How women speak and think. Sorry, we are just too hard to figure out!!0
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I just woke up my son laughing.
Maybe you should try explaining that you need a phone to call someone. That they have yet to implant them into our faces.0 -
Do you ever have trouble getting thru to your significant other? For example...this morning:
Her-Why didn't you have Hunter call me before school this morning????
Me-we left for school, then I realized that I forgot my phone. After I dropped him off, I went back by the house and got it.
Her-So, why didnit you call me???
Me-I am calling you now.
Her-but why did you not have Hunter call me before school???
Me-because I forgot my phone and did not have time to go back and get it before he had to be in class.
Her-Oh....but you always have him call me on the way to school.
Me-yeah, on the days I remember my phone....
Her-I still don't understand why you did not have him call me today......
WTF-AM I SPEAKING SOMALIAN OR SOMETHING? HOW THE FRAK CAN HE CALLYOU IF WE DON'T HAVE THE TELEPHONE? SMOKE SIGNALS? TAP OUT MORSE CODE AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE TRUCK?
I give up. Help me.
I knew my wife was cheating on me!!! We're obviously married to the same woman.0 -
As previously discussed, I should just walk away before I get mean..... man, that b!tch cray!0
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id have asked her why she didnt adjust her foil beanie and telepathically called Hunter herself on his way to school.0
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I knew my wife was cheating on me!!! We're obviously married to the same woman.
hahaha!
too funny.0 -
Just say you're sorry and it will all go away...:bigsmile:
No,,,it never goes away. memory like an elephant...that one!!!0 -
I have these SAME conversations with my ex-husband!! They are about as productive as banging my head against the wall, and make my head hurt just the same.0
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Take a page from Ron White: I FORGOT...did you ever forget? Well, it happened to me.0
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Do you ever have trouble getting thru to your significant other? For example...this morning:
Her-Why didn't you have Hunter call me before school this morning????
Me-we left for school, then I realized that I forgot my phone. After I dropped him off, I went back by the house and got it.
Her-So, why didnit you call me???
Me-I am calling you now.
Her-but why did you not have Hunter call me before school???
Me-because I forgot my phone and did not have time to go back and get it before he had to be in class.
Her-Oh....but you always have him call me on the way to school.
Me-yeah, on the days I remember my phone....
Her-I still don't understand why you did not have him call me today......
WTF-AM I SPEAKING SOMALIAN OR SOMETHING? HOW THE FRAK CAN HE CALLYOU IF WE DON'T HAVE THE TELEPHONE? SMOKE SIGNALS? TAP OUT MORSE CODE AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE TRUCK?
I give up. Help me.
Are you married to my wife????0 -
I have these SAME conversations with my ex-husband!! They are about as productive as banging my head against the wall, and make my head hurt just the same.
I was going to say...I hope it never happens to the OP...but when/if she ends up being your 'ex'....it gets even better.
And by better, I mean hell.0
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