If your other half said this, what would YOU say?

karenjoy

I work in an office with only women, Nurses, and we often have odd conversations, the other day one conversation was about one of their friends who as a couple are a bit odd, and do some odd and off the wall stuff, like for instance they practice her moving his dead body around...yeah I said it was weird stuff :glasses:

Well I rang my Husband at work and said to him, when you come home tonight, I want you to pretend to be dead so I can practice moving you about...without a moments thought he said, can I have a beer first? No questions, no what are you on? Nothing, he just accepted this as a normal thing, and after I got off the phone everyone laughed and said of course he wouldn't say anything, he knows what you are like....

So what would YOU have said....

ladybg81

Are you high!?

UponThisRock

What should I wear?

Meaganandcheese

I'd ask if he recently bought a life insurance policy on me.

CoryIda

Where do you want me?

secretlobster

Mmm yeah maybe we could put on a Tim Burton movie

redcut

is that my clothed or naked body you want to move around

chelekaz

If MY husband called and asked me that I would laugh and so sure thing honey ... he always calls with such outlandish things that no one ever takes him seriously.

crazy8ts

I probably would have asked if we would be timing it... but I, and my girlfriend are... how can I say... a little left-of-center? We also have a six foot 'Jack the Pumpkin King' (from Nightmare before Christmas) standing in our living room... bathroom towels that say, in red, "Don't Panic"... and we often contemplate how we will continue our relationship, should either of us become a zombie... so I might not be the best person to ask...

Sp1nGoddess

Honey I forgot to tell you I did buy that .45 Ruger I was looking at.

yoovie

this makes it premeditated, fair warning

california_peach

It'll never work. You just can't fake the type of heavy that comes with dead.

Kityngirl

Did you want blood to clean up too? I think we have a new bottle of ketchup....

BrettPGH

Yes dear.

Warmbloodwear

Do I get sex afterwards??? Then yes....
If no, then sex before will work :laugh:

amymarie8709

My husband once said that I was a mosquito..... I suck the life out of everything. So, I'm probably not the best person for this question either. :drinker:

taso42

"That's fine. Will it take a long time, because I have to work out too"

_hi_hat3r_

WHAT THE HELL?

nas24

"Like, on the couch or floor? Am I naked or clothed?" or "Did you need help planning something honey? Because 2 people lifting is better than one"

HeidiMightyRawr

I would have laughed and assumed there was some joke going on with whoever he was with.

BriskisGrl

Do I get sex afterwards??? Then yes....
If no, then sex before will work :laugh:

hahaha that was the first thing that popped into my head as well

Stella_Leigh

Sure, what for?

devilwhiterose

I second the life insurance policy question.

bella_babe_86

My husband is so random I would just laugh and say yes, then tell him I get to drag him around too, we'd end up making a competition out of it.

FatUncleRob

this makes it premeditated, fair warning

LOL! :laugh:

GasMasterFlash

The wife and I tried dressing each other with the dressee pretending to be completely immobile.

It was hilarious. You should try it.

aippolito1

i would probably say "how else will you get your strength training in?" lol!

sylvuz323

faced down or up?

Erindipitous

"Are you going to take advantage of me?"

EbAbYgONhArD2013

I would have said sure where do we start first the bedroom?:laugh: But then again my hubby and I are strange like that some times

ChitownFoodie

You have lost your mind, right?