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If your other half said this, what would YOU say?

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  • Laurieann137
    Laurieann137 Posts: 95 Member
    As my husband is the serious one, he would probably say "um... WHAT?!"
    If he asked me, I would laugh my *kitten* of and say "ABSOLUTELY!"... anything to get him to goof around


    This is my marriage too!! LOL!!
  • KatKatatrophic
    KatKatatrophic Posts: 448 Member
    "I'll get ready." xD
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I would have said, "Can I have a beer first" too.
  • BriskisGrl
    BriskisGrl Posts: 461
    hahaha it's amazing how many of us thought of sex lol though a beer would be nice right now too
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
    I'd probably say something like:
    "Um, ok? Just don't hurt me & I don't want any rug burns." :happy:
  • abberbabber
    abberbabber Posts: 972 Member
    "What? Why? O.o"
  • ahsongbird
    ahsongbird Posts: 712 Member
    I just asked my hubby this and now he thinks I'm plotting to murder him hahahaha
  • ThaRealNicki
    ThaRealNicki Posts: 322 Member
    LOL i just asked my man (hes playing a video game) and he was like "no.....yes...hold on let me finish this"

    so I was like "Thats it?! your not wondering if Im plotting to murder you?"

    he goes "now that you mention it.....No we cant do that"

    lol so i start begging and saying itll be fun and he was like "alright but let me killt his guy first" (video game)

    me and my man are actually really odd so I wasnt surprised he said no the first time so he could play his game....im still waiting btw lol

    edit: I cant wait! this was a good idea for something fun to do
  • ThaRealNicki
    ThaRealNicki Posts: 322 Member
    hes really heavy....screw this
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    I would have asked if this was some sort of improv exercise, and if so could I possibly throw in an unexpected come-back-from-the-dead zombie moment. So many variables to consider...
  • VeganPanda
    VeganPanda Posts: 582 Member
    My boyfriend and I have actually done this.
  • OSC_ESD
    OSC_ESD Posts: 752 Member
    ~ " Sure baby ... see ya in a few " .... I wouldn't have gone home that night ... Just sayin' ~ :wink:
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    Of course dear... just don't be alarmed if some spontaneous genital rigamortis occurs. :wink:
  • enewsome2
    enewsome2 Posts: 355 Member
    There is something to be said about the fact that you are working with nurses. All medical professionals have to have a certain level of weird. I know this. I am one... :)
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    I'm not sure why you think practicing moving your husband's dead body around is odd.
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    Aw crap. Who do you plan on killing?
  • tinam76
    tinam76 Posts: 59 Member
    be glad he didn't say can he practice on me:huh:
  • mandi2r
    mandi2r Posts: 228 Member
    This is pretend...right?
  • ShanR77
    ShanR77 Posts: 287 Member
    I'd ask if he recently bought a life insurance policy on me.

    ^ THIS ^
  • SPNLuver83
    SPNLuver83 Posts: 2,050 Member
    I would have offered him the chance to try out pretend necrophilia on me. Sounds kinky lol
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    AWEsome! Send me a text when you're nearing the house... Should i pull out the toys, too? FUN!!!
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    I'd have asked if you wanted me to dig a deep hole out in the backyard before you get home.
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    I just tried to ask my husband, but unfortunately, I busted out laughing before I could get his reaction.
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