Funniest exercise not listed in the database?

bathsheba_c
bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
edited December 19 in Chit-Chat
Chasing away pigeons from my windows
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  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    shaking my protein in my blender cup
  • tobafa
    tobafa Posts: 344 Member
    Fighting with a sweaty, naked guy who had cocaine psychosis. Had no pain and was super strong because of the drugs. Took 15 min but got him cuffed. Great burn but oddly enough didn't find that in the database.
  • munkeyfunk
    munkeyfunk Posts: 141 Member
    Bouncing Pecs and glutes throughout the day....(nohomo)
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Cat bath giving. That was a workout
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Cat bath giving. That was a workout

    You have my sympathies. :laugh:

    Pekingese grooming is difficult, but at least I only need to avoid teeth, not teeth and claws!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Tying calves...I log it as wrestling,LOL.
  • tobafa
    tobafa Posts: 344 Member
    Tying calves...I log it as wrestling,LOL.

    Now that's work right there ha ha! Banned for tying up calves. Sorry, force of habit.
  • Elle408
    Elle408 Posts: 500 Member
    Being run around in circles (on a leash - the shame) by my two year old nephew.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Tying calves...I log it as wrestling,LOL.

    Now that's work right there ha ha! Banned for tying up calves. Sorry, force of habit.

    ha! Now I have to go ban someone...:bigsmile:
  • JDKD82199
    JDKD82199 Posts: 106 Member
    Pushing with a laboring patient for greater than one hour (I am a labor and delivery nurse). Calorie burn wise, I would think it may be close to gardening. idk. :)
  • sandiburn
    sandiburn Posts: 149
    Well SEX of course. :laugh:
  • Weaz66
    Weaz66 Posts: 1,846 Member
    Constantly re-hanging birdfeeders in the trees because the squirrels won't let them alone!
  • mystikalforce
    mystikalforce Posts: 5
    Chasing the dog for blocks because the kids let it out.
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Fighting with a sweaty, naked guy who had cocaine psychosis. Had no pain and was super strong because of the drugs. Took 15 min but got him cuffed. Great burn but oddly enough didn't find that in the database.

    Being a sweaty naked guy on a "bad" trip and fighting the PoPo.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Fighting with a sweaty, naked guy who had cocaine psychosis. Had no pain and was super strong because of the drugs. Took 15 min but got him cuffed. Great burn but oddly enough didn't find that in the database.

    Being a sweaty naked guy on a "bad" trip and fighting the PoPo.

    Oh, snap...he got away Tob'
  • tobafa
    tobafa Posts: 344 Member
    Fighting with a sweaty, naked guy who had cocaine psychosis. Had no pain and was super strong because of the drugs. Took 15 min but got him cuffed. Great burn but oddly enough didn't find that in the database.

    Being a sweaty naked guy on a "bad" trip and fighting the PoPo.

    Oh, snap...he got away Tob'

    Ha ha! The last I heard, his little adventure caused both kidneys to fail and damaged his liver. It has been a couple months but if he's still alive, he's not doing so hot.
  • Geyser_Mountain_Dreamer
    Geyser_Mountain_Dreamer Posts: 304 Member
    My proxy children love to fly like "Supergirl". I spin a 60 lbs. 11 year old girl and a 50 lbs. 10 year old girl around in circles in my arms as fast as I possibly can while going up and down. They love every second of it and they're nice enough to take turns. When the rides are over, I know there was some serious burn taking place. It feels a lot like I just swam ten 100's every two minutes in the pool. I entered "Supergirl" into the search box. MPF said.........No Can Do.
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    Shuddering when I catch a glimpse at the state of my midsection. It's getting there, but the six pack abs are apparently still on back order.
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    Beating my head on my desk or the wall due to the......interesting....questions I get from my users at work (I work in IT).

    Sent out an email last week about FREE upgrades for their smartphone and to reply if they wanted the upgrade. Looking for a yes or no answer.

    One reply I got was 'If its free I will take it, otherwise no'. Had another employee causally come to my desk and ask how much the upgrade would cost.

    IT'S FREE YOU MORONS!!! What part of FREE don't you understand? Maybe they shouldn't have a SMARTphone.....
  • hthrld
    hthrld Posts: 125 Member
    Toddler Wrangling!!
  • cocolo89
    cocolo89 Posts: 1,169 Member
    opening jars.... sometimes they are screwed on really tight and it takes a lot of effort to get that lid off!
  • Tall_E
    Tall_E Posts: 182 Member
    Trying to herd my cats back into the house...or giving my dogs the belly or ear rubs that they would like to have go on for hours.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Dog-who-is-afraid-of-baths Wrestling. 22kg of solid muscle that doesn't want to be under the showerhead puts up quite a fight. I'm glad my bigger dog actually enjoys them.

    Also, shaking protein shake after arm day...my god the agony.
  • lessofme65
    lessofme65 Posts: 107 Member
    House cleaning, moving furniture to vacuum before the carpet cleaners come and getting everything else up off the floor.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Straightening my hair. I have really thick hair and it can be a long cumbersome process.
  • roachhaley
    roachhaley Posts: 978 Member
    Playing "runnies" with my rabbit.

    Basically, if the rabbit starts circling my feet that is a sign he wants to play runnies. You are then obligated to run back and forth across the house while he follows you. You must also occasionally get down on all fours and hop like a rabbit. You cannot stop until he stops.
  • lucylousmummy
    lucylousmummy Posts: 348 Member
    restraining my 12 year old from hurting himself, believe me its like wrestling a jellyfish, and can last up to an hour before he calms down enough to be trusted not to hurt himself, by which point all my muscles are screaming in agony and im usually covered in bruises.
  • teespikes
    teespikes Posts: 31
    Love the supergirl post!
  • steph124ny
    steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
    Diapering a 22 month old who likes to play Alligator Death Roll at every changing...
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    playing at the playground
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