Looking For Good Smelling Friends

ThePinkPachyderm

I smell like aloe vera, mainly because I slathered it on myself this morning.
Some like the smell some don't.

I am in the don't section ... holding the sign and waving frantically ...

KathyChampi

You can smell their butts through the computer. Maybe that's your *kitten* your smelling. You sound like a complete idiot. Get a life!!!

YEAH!

GasMasterFlash

You can smell their butts through the computer. Maybe that's your *kitten* your smelling. You sound like a complete idiot. Get a life!!!

YEAH!

Too bad you can't edit the folks that quoted, eh? :laugh:

ThePinkPachyderm

You can smell their butts through the computer. Maybe that's your *kitten* your smelling. You sound like a complete idiot. Get a life!!!

And you sound like a turd....plunk

Now now ladies. I do in fact have a medical diagnosis of idiosis centra, commonly referred to as idiot syndrome. I come from a long line of idiots and we wear our medic alert bracelets with pride.

rml_16

You can smell their butts through the computer. Maybe that's your *kitten* your smelling. You sound like a complete idiot. Get a life!!!

YEAH!

Too bad you can't edit the folks that quoted, eh? :laugh:

LMAO

Is that what she was trying to do?

lickmybaconcakes

Typically I smell of bacon do I make the list?

chubby_checkers

That would depend on the age of the chimpanzee in question...

It's roughly equivalent to a 15 year old human.

Unfortunately the only acceptable chimp testicle scent age ranges are 0 - 10, 21 - 33, and 52.

This must explain why I don't have friends.

GasMasterFlash

You can smell their butts through the computer. Maybe that's your *kitten* your smelling. You sound like a complete idiot. Get a life!!!

YEAH!

Too bad you can't edit the folks that quoted, eh? :laugh:

LMAO

Is that what she was trying to do?

I dunno. It's my hypothesis.

KathyChampi

@ELE I sound like a turd. Give me a break. I responded to the idiotic post. If you don't like what people say on here or their responses don't read it. You don't know me so keep moving!

ThePinkPachyderm

Lol. I like your style. But how can I really prove to you that I'm not smell? You'll never really know will you? If you looked at my food diary you'd see that I do enjoy a good helping of beans and chilli. That doesn't help my case. The carbonated mineral water I love doesn't help either. It just adds gas to the fire! What can I say?

I do have a very nice performe, the one that Jenifer Lopez endorses. I can't remember what it's called, but you can test that out in any department store and see if you like the smell.

I'd like to think that I'm not metaphorically smelly either. I try not to leave a bad taste in your mouth. But I love this site, so I do tend to linger

Please feel free to reference my earlier response regarding the use of deodorants and other shortcuts to smelling good. I am looking for people that smell good without needing to take the easy route...

ThePinkPachyderm

Typically I smell of bacon do I make the list?

Yes, bacon is a smell that everyone enjoys.

_Elemenopee_

@ELE I sound like a turd. Give me a break. I responded to the idiotic post. If you don't like what people say on here or their responses don't read it. You don't know me so keep moving!

Pot, meet Kettle

CoryIda

I couldn't find my deodorant this morning so I had to use my son's.

I now smell like a man. A good smelling man, but a man nonetheless.

You probably don't want to be my friend.

GasMasterFlash

@ELE I sound like a turd. Give me a break. I responded to the idiotic post. If you don't like what people say on here or their responses don't read it. You don't know me so keep moving!

Don't get upset. I appreciate your comments. It's the one person that doesn't get that it's a joke that makes this kind of thread so much fun. :flowerforyou:

bzmom

If instead of deoderant lime is used not only do you have a good smelling friend but a disinfected one too!

rml_16

LMAO

Is that what she was trying to do?

I dunno. It's my hypothesis.

In that case, I expect 20,000 words on my desk by Friday supporting your hypothesis.

KathyChampi

@ELE go eat something LOL

_Elemenopee_

@ELE go eat something LOL

My Dr. frowns upon eating...must follow Dr's orders.

GasMasterFlash

@ELE go eat something LOL

Oh, snap! The classic MFP comeback! "You're cranky. Go eat!" SO FUNNY! HA HA HA! :huh:

Lady, I invite you to brush up on the comic concepts of "parody" and "sarcasm". Head to your local library, and ask the librarian on duty. He/she should be able to point you in the right direction.

Ekoria

Ah the old smelly friends conundrum. Well I have no clue what I smell of as you will be aware it is very hard to smell ones own smell. I regularly wash and obey all of the necessary hygiene protocol in polite society.

I also eat crisps a lot... I like crisps...maybe I smell of crisps?

AlsDonkBoxSquat

*closes legs*


sorry....

*Squirms out with my umbrella* . . . hey who turned out the lights on this party?

brendansmom1

So.....what exactly does "good" smell like? I mean, that would be subjective, no? Hmmm.....

Well, I personally find those that feel the need to bathe in their perfumes and colognes quite repulsive....what ever made them think that smells good?? Geesh.

odusgolp

*closes legs*


sorry....

*Squirms out with my umbrella* . . . hey who turned out the lights on this party?

My love for you overflows...

iam_thatdude

I smell like camel lights

w_i_n_d_y

What would we get in return? Do you smell?

AlsDonkBoxSquat

I'm a scratch-n-sniff kinda gal...try it out

just be careful about the scratch part, I hear that some screens don't handle that as well.

UsedToBeHusky

I wear deodorant everyday. Can I be on friends list please? :flowerforyou:

Sorry, I am not a fan of people cheating their way to results. I want people that smell good naturally, not because they bought some product that claims to make them less smelly without all the hard work of showering...

Fine then! I have a massaging shower head... I don't need you anyways!

kimmers1027

I can tell from your profile pic that you smell like an elephants *kitten*... LOL.. Add me if you like. Im on everyday and smell really good.

StayFitnHealthy

Hi!
I'm looking for friends to go on a journey with me. A journey to stay Fit and Healthy.
My model is Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. She was a strict with her diet and athletic.
Pictures of her around the WWW are stunning!

I want to change my habits to become a Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Beautiful, Powerful and Social.

Hope you to meet new motivated friends!

Much love and encouragement to all!

tomomatic

I smell like sunshine and freedom. That's what it says on the old spice can.

I smell like this guy: