The lie she told me today...and what lie were you told
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Me: "Did you finish your Math assignment?
Dirtyrottenlittleliar: "Yup"
Me: "Let me check it over, I want to see if you did 35-46 right."
Dirthrottenlittleliar: "Well, I didn't get it all done."
Me: "Thought you just said it was done. How much did you do?"
Dirtyrottenlittleliar: " Most of it. I only have a few left"
Me: "Well, let me see."
Dirtyrottenlittleliar: " I don't have it with me" (another lie, it's clearly in the backpack he carries around all day)
Me: "Just give me your assignment, NOW."
He finally gives up the assignment, and just as I suspected, NONE of it was done. Surprise, Surprise. Turned out the whole damn conversation was a lie, and I have at least 2 like this a day, from the same kids. You would think they would catch on, I always CHECK!0 -
Son: I didn't do it!
Me: Then why are you covered in my bubble bath?
Son: Doggie-Dog did it (his stuffed dog).
Four year olds are fun. You want one? Slightly used.0 -
The trainer at bootcamp tonight, whilst telling us that the kind of workout we did is best for fat burning and weight loss..
"Not that any of you should be losing any weight"..
Sweet, but a lie!0 -
Just the tip.....
I have told this lie before and it amazes me how often it works0 -
ITS A STATE OF EMERGENCY!! .... really lady I dont care how much you plead and LIE im not giving you an expired RX get an updated exam... SMH
"It's not expired! I have 3 refills see???? Stupid!" - Angry Pharmacy Patients..... I feel your pain. :laugh:
In my new profession, (real estate), I've heard zero lies today. Well, my boss blamed something completely unrelated to democrats, but opinions are lies, right? LOL!!!!!!
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Just the tip.....
Apparently no one believes this anymore...that line hasnt worked for me in years!0 -
"You can't get pregnant the first time" 0
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Haha, this reminds me of one I had with my daughter this weekend. She spent Friday night with her dad.He finally gives up the assignment, and just as I suspected, NONE of it was done. Surprise, Surprise. Turned out the whole damn conversation was a lie, and I have at least 2 like this a day, from the same kids. You would think they would catch on, I always CHECK!
Me: What time did you go to bed last night?
L: Ten.
M: I mean, what time did you go to sleep?
L: Ten o'clock!!
M: I don't believe you.
L: WAH WAH YOU ALWAYS SAY I'M LYING WAH!
--later, at 10 o'clock--
M: It's 10, time for bed.
L: What? It's the weekend! Why do I have to go to bed at 10???
M: You went to bed at 10 at your dad's and it was the weekend. If you can do it for him, you can do it for me.
L: I went to bed at 11!
M: You said it was 10. You SWORE it was 10.
L: Because you would say 'No wonder you're tired' or something like that!
M: Well, that's true. And now you lied, so I think bedtime will be a half hour early TOMORROW night too.
L: *freaks out*
Sigh.0 -
Real Estate.........no lies............you are kidding right ?
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Real Estate.........no lies............you are kidding right ?
Not from my realtors. The public? Well, they just call that justification. :noway: :smokin:0 -
I lied to myself....I will only eat one cookie....YEAH RIGHT!0
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Just the tip.....
I have told this lie before and it amazes me how often it works
I'm usually the one saying this as persuasion.... he can never deny after that.0 -
Oh honey come on it will only take a few minutes. Now i am running late.. Sheesh
Yeah, never heard that one before!
My 9 year old is going thru a phase - I could go on and on. The one I hear the most - "it wasn't me!"
^ this! My kids are 6 and 4, and I hear this one all the time!0 -
Just the tip.....
I have told this lie before and it amazes me how often it works
I'm usually the one saying this as persuasion.... he can never deny after that.
...a strap-on?
I haven't actually talked to anyone today...but T.I. said I could have whatever I liked via Pandora this morning. LIEZ.0 -
Your hubbie has a couter, and 6 empty beer cans fit in it? Wow!from my hubbie, ":I only had 1 beer"......there are 6 emptys on the couter
hahahahaahahaahahahaahaaha0 -
She thought I couldn't see what she was doing while she was hiding behind the refrigerator door. But in the crack I saw her take the cap off the milk & drink it right out of the jug, even heard her swallowing it. She closed the door and said she was just looking for her lunch box. But I told her I saw her & heard her drink the milk . I hate being lied to, even if it is by a 10 year old that I'm watching (in her house) and most likely I won't bring it up to the parents.
What lie have you heard today?
For me, there's a BIG difference between a 10yo kid lying to me (because they are scared of getting punished, for example) and an adult lying to me. A child needs to be taught not to lie and that might be an ongoing process into adulthood. Once you're an adult you are SUPPOSED to be responsible and mature enough to "man up" with maybe the exception of white lies told to prevent from hurting someone's feeling unnecessarily.
If my child lies to me today, I will try to do my best to teach them not to lie.
If an adult lies to me today, I doubt that I will continue to trust them. I have no time for friends who are still children.0 -
Son: I didn't do it!
Me: Then why are you covered in my bubble bath?
Son: Doggie-Dog did it (his stuffed dog).
Four year olds are fun. You want one? Slightly used.
AWWWWwwwww.... Too cute!!0 -
Just the tip.....
I have told this lie before and it amazes me how often it works
I'm usually the one saying this as persuasion.... he can never deny after that.
...a strap-on?
I haven't actually talked to anyone today...but T.I. said I could have whatever I liked via Pandora this morning. LIEZ.
hahahahahahahahahahhaha.
No.
I want sex.
He says we don't have time.
I say we do for just the tip.
Sex ensues.0 -
OMG...i'm cracking up right now!0
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I so wanted this to be more scandalous. :ohwell:0
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Just the tip.....
I have told this lie before and it amazes me how often it works
I'm usually the one saying this as persuasion.... he can never deny after that.
...a strap-on?
I haven't actually talked to anyone today...but T.I. said I could have whatever I liked via Pandora this morning. LIEZ.
hahahahahahahahahahhaha.
No.
I want sex.
He says we don't have time.
I say we do for just the tip.
Sex ensues.
Haha I know =P I just couldn't resist slipping in "...a strap-on"
Now this is just getting worse.0 -
Planning a baby shower for a friend with another friend and we were talking about how much we had spent on stuff. A couple weeks ago she told me she has spent $35 on balloons for the shower ( why you would spend that much I have NO idea SMH) well then today she forgot that she told me that and said that she hasn't ordered them yet because she was waiting to see if she could find them cheaper and I called her out on her lie she lied AGAIN saying she didn't say she had already paid for them. LIAR!! lol I still have the original text in which you DID say you spent the money! If you are going to lie at least get better at it for real lol0
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wholly crapI was told that Alli worked wonders to help me loose wait. Now I can't stop sh*tting my brains out.0 -
a daily lie from both my boys. "It wasn't me" or "Insert name of Sibling" did it!0
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My 9 year old is going thru a phase - I could go on and on. The one I hear the most - "it wasn't me!"
Mine, too. And she's an only child. "Who else could it be, then? The CAT?"0
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