Songs that are on your mind
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SnowCat, can we talk freely amongst ourselves.
The shortest men I've ever known have always wanted the biggest set of bewbs they could find. Somehow, it equalizes them and makes them feel level-headed. They want the kind you have to wheel around in a wheelbarrow. I had a dipstick boyfriend like that. He had drawers filled to the gills with pix of wheelbarrow bewbs. When I found them, I blew that popstand and never looked back over my shoulder. Bolder boulder shoulders.
I've never shacked up with guys because my father would have snatched us bald-headed but I just picked UP and blew. Paw used to say, see that man chewing snus (chew tobacco) over there. He's got it running out of both sides of his mouth equally, that means he's level-headed. Then he would laugh like a hyena.
Mmm hmm. I'm convinced now more than ever it makes them feel 10 feet tall and level-headed. Ironically, they become over-sensitive and come unglued if anyone should make mention of their height. Ain't that somethin'.
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Happy April Fuel's Day. This one goes out to the long-haul truckers.
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