Guess the weight of the person above you!

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
    PASS.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Sexy librarian!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
    PASS.

    Can I smell your vag? Oh, must be your feet then.

    :huh: :huh: :yawn:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    Stole a candy bar!
    CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER

    125
    MARRY BECAUSE HE LOWBALLED THE CRAP OUT OF MY WEIGHT.

    I would not, could not, in the rain.
    Not in the dark. Not on a train,
    Not in a car, Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, Sam, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

    A man with a weird, multisyllabic name
    Thought that he could up his game
    Though soon he realized
    That his rhyming disguise
    Could not best that of others more trained.

    Marry the weighty poetess
    Lovely without a dress
    Today and every day
    Yes, that I would do
    If I could get away
    with writing such poo.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    can I hold your hose?
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
    PASS.

    Can I smell your vag? Oh, must be your feet then.

    NARC!
  • ArmandoG28
    ArmandoG28 Posts: 283 Member
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    175
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
    PASS.

    Can I smell your vag? Oh, must be your feet then.

    NARC!

    Got high.
  • littledoll89
    littledoll89 Posts: 9
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    Dunno which one you are...so...170? I'm the third in my pic (all the way on the right)...=)
    EDIT: oops. I got someone else; 230?
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    can I hold your hose?

    Are you on fire?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    can I hold your hose?

    Are you on fire?

    06/10
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
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    5.35
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    MARRY BECAUSE HE LOWBALLED THE CRAP OUT OF MY WEIGHT.

    I would not, could not, in the rain.
    Not in the dark. Not on a train,
    Not in a car, Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, Sam, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

    A man with a weird, multisyllabic name
    Thought that he could up his game
    Though soon he realized
    That his rhyming disguise
    Could not best that of others more trained.

    Marry the weighty poetess
    Lovely without a dress
    Today and every day
    Yes, that I would do
    If I could get away
    with writing such poo.
    [/quote]
    [/quote]
    [/quote]

    You'd surrender your life
    And get stuck with a wife
    for the privilege of producing
    verbiage of your choosing?
    That's suicide, so choose:
    gun, sword, or knife?
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    FWB
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
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    A janitor or plummer
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    PROFILE PIC.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    PROFILE PIC.

    UP, DOWN, LEFT, UP, SQUARE, CIRCLE, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    MARRY BECAUSE HE LOWBALLED THE CRAP OUT OF MY WEIGHT.

    I would not, could not, in the rain.
    Not in the dark. Not on a train,
    Not in a car, Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, Sam, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

    A man with a weird, multisyllabic name
    Thought that he could up his game
    Though soon he realized
    That his rhyming disguise
    Could not best that of others more trained.

    Marry the weighty poetess
    Lovely without a dress
    Today and every day
    Yes, that I would do
    If I could get away
    with writing such poo.
    You'd surrender your life
    And get stuck with a wife
    for the privilege of producing
    verbiage of your choosing?
    That's suicide, so choose:
    gun, sword, or knife?

    Each story-teller is master,
    or slave, whether he has her
    charms so captured
    Or in turn been enraptured
    Is it suicide, this killing?
    Jason went willing
    And for each sirens' song
    He played his lyre strong.

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