Guess the weight of the person above you!

firstsip

False.

The next user eats cats.

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

Civet, once. Wasn't bad. Wasn't good.

Maybe better if I cut fringe.

1ConcreteGirl

MARRY BECAUSE HE LOWBALLED THE CRAP OUT OF MY WEIGHT.

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

A man with a weird, multisyllabic name
Thought that he could up his game
Though soon he realized
That his rhyming disguise
Could not best that of others more trained.

Marry the weighty poetess
Lovely without a dress
Today and every day
Yes, that I would do
If I could get away
with writing such poo.

You'd surrender your life
And get stuck with a wife
for the privilege of producing
verbiage of your choosing?
That's suicide, so choose:
gun, sword, or knife?

Each story-teller is master,
or slave, whether he has her
charms so captured
Or in turn been enraptured
Is it suicide, this killing?
Jason went willing
And for each sirens' song
He played his lyre strong.

For Greek mythos and lore
I would go to the shore
Of the black river Styx, and dare to row
Where Odysseus, while living, also did go.
This song is my last contribution
An attempt to fix wrong with poetic ablution.
For my lyrics cannot best
Those of one who cites sirens and tests.

2muchsauce

130..........................125 after this weekend

TylerJ76

130..........................125 after this weekend

OLD.

EvgeniZyntx

MARRY BECAUSE HE LOWBALLED THE CRAP OUT OF MY WEIGHT.

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

A man with a weird, multisyllabic name
Thought that he could up his game
Though soon he realized
That his rhyming disguise
Could not best that of others more trained.

Marry the weighty poetess
Lovely without a dress
Today and every day
Yes, that I would do
If I could get away
with writing such poo.

You'd surrender your life
And get stuck with a wife
for the privilege of producing
verbiage of your choosing?
That's suicide, so choose:
gun, sword, or knife?

Each story-teller is master,
or slave, whether he has her
charms so captured
Or in turn been enraptured
Is it suicide, this killing?
Jason went willing
And for each sirens' song
He played his lyre strong.

For Greek mythos and lore
I would go to the shore
Of the black river Styx, and dare to row
Where Odysseus, while living, also did go.
This song is my last contribution
An attempt to fix wrong with poetic ablution.
For my lyrics cannot best
Those of one who cites sirens and tests.

I too have come to an end
And if we must answer "would bang"
And talk of suicide or who'd hang
You certainly didn't fizzle or drizzle
I've seen you around and you sizzle.

And crossing that river I'm speechless
My rhyme next to yours is quite worthless
I've not yet got coin for Charon
I'd love to go on and on
Yet even that journey must end.

Goodnight.

2muchsauce

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2muchsauce

130..........................125 after this weekend

OLD.

You're right

fitfreakymom

This is a scary game to play, guessing a womans weight. 140?


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*ducks in case I am off and get something thrown at me*

LOL you are very flattering I am about 155 ish
you made my day lol

K_Serz

155 ish

TylerJ76

155 ish

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mikeholdsworth

tyler 215lbs

harunosakura

190

mikeholdsworth

Your the best....

117lbs

lucycassingena

200Ibs - Men I have Noooo clue

I'm 5 ft 4

susheetush

125lbs

Cp731

@Lucy 130 (fingers crossed)
@sushi 135

lucycassingena

@Lucy 130 (fingers crossed)
@sushi 135

122.5 ow lol

Although 125-130 - probably was in that photo actually

and you 120?

raychulj

This thread is dangerous lol because I don't know her height it difficult to say she looks about 110lbs

crazy4oats

125-ish?