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Sniveling thread of the day...

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  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    someone didnt like my jammies :sad:

    I <3 your Jammies Jules :) I am envious
  • Ripcode
    Ripcode Posts: 142 Member
    "I've been doing MFP for one day and have not lost weight. Please motivate me."
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    "Who's been a member of MFP for one day, has two thumbs and LOVES Broscience? THIS GUY!!"
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    my husband wont let me cook healthy food wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    "Who's been a member of MFP for one day, has two thumbs and LOVES Broscience? THIS GUY!!"

    I snort laughed
  • LemonBurns
    LemonBurns Posts: 538 Member
    My personal favourite - The STARVATION MODE argument... can we go there AGAIN, please?
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    I saw one that said ...."Showerig makes me sick"
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    "I can't figure out how to up my calories. What should I eat?"
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    "I just can't drink water!"
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    My personal favourite - The STARVATION MODE argument... can we go there AGAIN, please?


    Exactly.
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  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    I have no time for exercise. I don't have 24 hours in my day like everyone else. Lol !
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    seriously cracking up.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    My (whatever random individual here) annoys me...

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  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    "I want this more than anything else in the world, but after two days I give into my craving for cookies/ burgers/ice cream*"

    *delete or add where applicable
  • abazooday727
    abazooday727 Posts: 150
    I heard about this _______diet..is anyone trying that one? I heard it works. My cousin's friend's lover's first roomate said she lost a *kitten* ton of weight and was never hungry, bit**y, etc,etc,etc
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    I saw one that said ...."Showerig makes me sick"

    She actually had a real problem that I think we figured out (equillibrium issue with inner ear/water.) I think she just used the title to get people in to read it.
  • LauraSmyth28
    LauraSmyth28 Posts: 399 Member
    I can't eat 1200 calories a day, it's impossible, it's just TOO MUCH.

    Eh, how did you get fat then?

    The mind boggles....
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I saw one that said ...."Showerig makes me sick"

    She actually had a real problem that I think we figured out (equillibrium issue with inner ear/water.) I think she just used the title to get people in to read it.

    I had a friend that claimed to be allergic to water. She said if she spent more than a few minutes in water, she would break out in hives. She apparently got burned by a pot of hot coffee once and her mom submerged in a tub of ice water. I think it was all psycho-somatic, but she wouldn't hear it. Swore up and down that it was an allergy.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Muhahah fupas.

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  • cowgirlslikeus86
    cowgirlslikeus86 Posts: 597 Member
    "I can't figure out how to up my calories. What should I eat?"


    ^^^This one ticks me off! You wanna reach through the screen and punch em'! Go freakin' eat some nuts!:angry:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "Dr Oz says to..."
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    My favorite that we haven't had in quite a while:

    "I can't get rid of my FUPA!!!!"

    What's a fupa??

    Omg never mind..... DON"T GOOGLE THAT :laugh:

    never say 'don't google that'. i think i've burned my retinas out with my newfound fupa education. came across a bizarre, disturbing yet interesting article. have a looksie if you dare:

    http://philly.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-fupa-of-a-756lb-beast-whos-marrying-a-chef-to-fulfill-her-dreams-of-being-1600lbs-and-the-worlds-biggest-human-ever/
  • Ripcode
    Ripcode Posts: 142 Member
    "How can I target fat lose on this body part....?"
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
    "I eat 1200 cals a day and burn 600. Am I supposed to eat my exercise calories back? Doesn't that just cancel out my exercise?"
    Mother *@$**!%# can you read? Grrrrrr.
  • osualex
    osualex Posts: 409 Member
    "I can't figure out how to up my calories. What should I eat?"


    ^^^This one ticks me off! You wanna reach through the screen and punch em'! Go freakin' eat some nuts!:angry:

    I was just about to post this! "I can't eat enough, help me!" Um, you did not become overweight because you can't eat enough.
  • va_va_voom
    va_va_voom Posts: 467 Member
    Every day there's a new one; someone complaining of ranting about something they don't like here on MFP. So place your bets now. What's going to be today's "Sniveling thread of the Day"?

    - open/ closed food diaries
    - "This isn't a dating site"
    - Too much cleavage/ skin showing
    - People are just mean/ rude/ unthoughtful.
    - Someone didn't accept my Friend Request
    - Someone cut me from their Friend List
    - Someone told me I wasn't a special little snowflake

    Or add your own.

    Someone started a thread complaining about what everyone else might complain about today. :grumble:
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    "Dr Oz says to..."
    LMAO ! if I have to hear what Dr. Oz says !
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Every day there's a new one; someone complaining of ranting about something they don't like here on MFP. So place your bets now. What's going to be today's "Sniveling thread of the Day"?

    - open/ closed food diaries
    - "This isn't a dating site"
    - Too much cleavage/ skin showing
    - People are just mean/ rude/ unthoughtful.
    - Someone didn't accept my Friend Request
    - Someone cut me from their Friend List
    - Someone told me I wasn't a special little snowflake

    Or add your own.
    [/quote

    Someone started a thread complaining about what everyone else might complain about today. :grumble:

    Wrong! It's a guess about which threads will come up. Sorry, you lose. Please try again later.
  • va_va_voom
    va_va_voom Posts: 467 Member
    Every day there's a new one; someone complaining of ranting about something they don't like here on MFP. So place your bets now. What's going to be today's "Sniveling thread of the Day"?

    - open/ closed food diaries
    - "This isn't a dating site"
    - Too much cleavage/ skin showing
    - People are just mean/ rude/ unthoughtful.
    - Someone didn't accept my Friend Request
    - Someone cut me from their Friend List
    - Someone told me I wasn't a special little snowflake

    Or add your own.

    Someone started a thread complaining about what everyone else might complain about today. :grumble:

    Wrong! It's a guess about which threads will come up. Sorry, you lose. Please try again later.

    I'm pretty sure you aren't the first person to start a thread complaining about the whiney threads people start. :flowerforyou:
  • va_va_voom
    va_va_voom Posts: 467 Member
    Every day there's a new one; someone complaining of ranting about something they don't like here on MFP. So place your bets now. What's going to be today's "Sniveling thread of the Day"?

    - open/ closed food diaries
    - "This isn't a dating site"
    - Too much cleavage/ skin showing
    - People are just mean/ rude/ unthoughtful.
    - Someone didn't accept my Friend Request
    - Someone cut me from their Friend List
    - Someone told me I wasn't a special little snowflake

    Or add your own.

    Someone started a thread complaining about what everyone else might complain about today. :grumble:

    Wrong! It's a guess about which threads will come up. Sorry, you lose. Please try again later.

    I hate when people start threads complaining about *insert complaint here* - or make up your own.

    Is that better? :)

    I'm sorry I didn't put it in the form of a question, Alex, but I still got the answer right. :glasses:
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