Sniveling thread of the day...

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  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    "I NEEEED A THIGH GAP OR I WILL BE FOREVER A FATTY!"
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Every day there's a new one; someone complaining of ranting about something they don't like here on MFP. So place your bets now. What's going to be today's "Sniveling thread of the Day"?

    - open/ closed food diaries
    - "This isn't a dating site"
    - Too much cleavage/ skin showing
    - People are just mean/ rude/ unthoughtful.
    - Someone didn't accept my Friend Request
    - Someone cut me from their Friend List
    - Someone told me I wasn't a special little snowflake

    Or add your own.

    Someone started a thread complaining about what everyone else might complain about today. :grumble:

    Wrong! It's a guess about which threads will come up. Sorry, you lose. Please try again later.

    I'm pretty sure you aren't the first person to start a thread complaining about the whiney threads people start. :flowerforyou:

    It's a pressure valve for the non-complainers to rant about the excessive whining on here. As long as no person or group is insulted, it's all in good fun.
  • va_va_voom
    va_va_voom Posts: 467 Member
    Every day there's a new one; someone complaining of ranting about something they don't like here on MFP. So place your bets now. What's going to be today's "Sniveling thread of the Day"?

    - open/ closed food diaries
    - "This isn't a dating site"
    - Too much cleavage/ skin showing
    - People are just mean/ rude/ unthoughtful.
    - Someone didn't accept my Friend Request
    - Someone cut me from their Friend List
    - Someone told me I wasn't a special little snowflake

    Or add your own.

    Someone started a thread complaining about what everyone else might complain about today. :grumble:

    Wrong! It's a guess about which threads will come up. Sorry, you lose. Please try again later.

    I'm pretty sure you aren't the first person to start a thread complaining about the whiney threads people start. :flowerforyou:

    It's a pressure valve for the non-complainers to rant about the excessive whining on here. As long as no person or group is insulted, it's all in good fun.

    My post was all in good fun. Hence the grumble smiley.
  • You all started somewhere once. I'm sure you've all asked someone a stupid question. If everyone knew the answer to everything related to their health and weight issues, they wouldn't have those issues in the first place. Seriously, sometimes I feel like the trawling through these forums is like being back at school. If something on the internet bothers you that much, you need to find a hobby.
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member
    And you wonder why people are afraid to post. :noway:

    Who wonders this?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    You all started somewhere once. I'm sure you've all asked someone a stupid question. If everyone knew the answer to everything related to their health and weight issues, they wouldn't have those issues in the first place. Seriously, sometimes I feel like the trawling through these forums is like being back at school. If something on the internet bothers you that much, you need to find a hobby.

    Feeling bothered by this thread?
  • I've been lifting like you guys said even though I told you I didn't want to lift. I have gained so much muscle mass in only two weeks that I look like a she-man. Thanks guys, not!
  • You all started somewhere once. I'm sure you've all asked someone a stupid question. If everyone knew the answer to everything related to their health and weight issues, they wouldn't have those issues in the first place. Seriously, sometimes I feel like the trawling through these forums is like being back at school. If something on the internet bothers you that much, you need to find a hobby.

    Feeling bothered by this thread?

    Not particularly, I just find it pretty pathetic that a bunch of grown adults are sitting around mocking one another for something that they most likely did not too long ago. Yeah, people ask dumb questions and yeah, there are repeat threads all of the time, but click out of it and move on instead of making a thread moaning about it. Not everyone has been here since day one to see every thread ever made and know the answers to everything.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    You all started somewhere once. I'm sure you've all asked someone a stupid question. If everyone knew the answer to everything related to their health and weight issues, they wouldn't have those issues in the first place. Seriously, sometimes I feel like the trawling through these forums is like being back at school. If something on the internet bothers you that much, you need to find a hobby.

    Feeling bothered by this thread?

    Not particularly, I just find it pretty pathetic that a bunch of grown adults are sitting around mocking one another for something that they most likely did not too long ago. Yeah, people ask dumb questions and yeah, there are repeat threads all of the time, but click out of it and move on instead of making a thread moaning about it. Not everyone has been here since day one to see every thread ever made and know the answers to everything.

    And yet here you are doing the exact same thing. Welcome aboard.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Lol, my sarcasm went unnoticed. We really need a font for that.
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    I'm only posting this because a few people on my FR have. I consider my post to actually be more stimulating than the original post. go figure.
  • Lol, my sarcasm went unnoticed. We really need a font for that.

    I think it just blended with all of the sarcasm going on here or maybe it was over shadowed by the oral outrage! =D

    Edit: Moral, lmao!!
  • RUNNER48WH
    RUNNER48WH Posts: 35
    i *kitten* DAILY.....HOW MANY CALORIES DID I BURN THIS WEEK AND DOES IT THEN ALLOW ME TO EAT A WHOLE PIZZA....BY MYSELF....ALONE....IM NOT SHARING...

    :devil:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    So, anybody read 50 Shades of Grey yet?
  • tistal
    tistal Posts: 869 Member
    I have not seen an HCG thread in a while!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    So, anybody read 50 Shades of Grey yet?

    No. I'm still reading 6 shades of green.
  • cowgirlslikeus86
    cowgirlslikeus86 Posts: 597 Member
    "I can't figure out how to up my calories. What should I eat?"


    ^^^This one ticks me off! You wanna reach through the screen and punch em'! Go freakin' eat some nuts!:angry:

    Um, you did not become overweight because you can't eat enough.

    ^^Exactly
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    Lol, my sarcasm went unnoticed. We really need a font for that.
    .

    http://thenextweb.com/dd/2011/12/12/finally-sarcasm-has-a-voice-in-print-with-its-own-font/


    :laugh:
  • va_va_voom
    va_va_voom Posts: 467 Member
    You all started somewhere once. I'm sure you've all asked someone a stupid question. If everyone knew the answer to everything related to their health and weight issues, they wouldn't have those issues in the first place. Seriously, sometimes I feel like the trawling through these forums is like being back at school. If something on the internet bothers you that much, you need to find a hobby.

    Feeling bothered by this thread?

    Not particularly, I just find it pretty pathetic that a bunch of grown adults are sitting around mocking one another for something that they most likely did not too long ago. Yeah, people ask dumb questions and yeah, there are repeat threads all of the time, but click out of it and move on instead of making a thread moaning about it. Not everyone has been here since day one to see every thread ever made and know the answers to everything.

    Mean kids grow up to become mean adults. It's OK for them to complain about the "complainers", but don't you dare complain about their complaining.

    Ironic thread is ironic. *facepalm*
  • Nikki_42
    Nikki_42 Posts: 298 Member
    I don't mind the question threads so much. But the relationship ones...

    "My significant other cheats on me and/or makes me feel horrible and/or doesn't respect me.....should I stay with him?"
  • Nikki_42
    Nikki_42 Posts: 298 Member
    My personal favourite - The STARVATION MODE argument... can we go there AGAIN, please?


    Exactly.
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    Great just got busted laughing at computer...
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    hahaha ^^^^^ you beat me!!!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member


    Ding ding ding!!! We have our winner. Thread is locked! LOL
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member


    Ding ding ding!!! We have our winner. Thread is locked! LOL
    My fault. Sorry. Damn bananas ruin all the fun.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I believe that the proper use of steroids are the way to better health.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I've been lifting like you guys said even though I told you I didn't want to lift. I have gained so much muscle mass in only two weeks that I look like a she-man. Thanks guys, not!

    I could kiss you for this...

    :flowerforyou:
  • RDalton84
    RDalton84 Posts: 207
    My favorite that we haven't had in quite a while:

    "I can't get rid of my FUPA!!!!"


    whats a fupa?
    fat upper (other word for kitten) area

    Could this also be referred to as a "GUNT"?
  • tml224
    tml224 Posts: 19 Member
    You all started somewhere once. I'm sure you've all asked someone a stupid question. If everyone knew the answer to everything related to their health and weight issues, they wouldn't have those issues in the first place. Seriously, sometimes I feel like the trawling through these forums is like being back at school. If something on the internet bothers you that much, you need to find a hobby.

    Feeling bothered by this thread?

    Not particularly, I just find it pretty pathetic that a bunch of grown adults are sitting around mocking one another for something that they most likely did not too long ago. Yeah, people ask dumb questions and yeah, there are repeat threads all of the time, but click out of it and move on instead of making a thread moaning about it. Not everyone has been here since day one to see every thread ever made and know the answers to everything.

    And yet here you are doing the exact same thing. Welcome aboard.

    Pure entertainment. This is a great thread!
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member
    "How can I target fat lose on this body part....?"

    Or it's more annoying counterpart: "I know you can't spot reduce but.... "
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