What makes YOU funny?

lizzybethclaire

For me:
I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
I talk to myself. Everywhere.
I sing while waiting in line at the store
I tend to jump from subject to subject
Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
I was named after a movie
I love my cats more than some humans
I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
If you dare me to do something I probably will

F1uffy2

'I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight ' - Now that has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! I love it!

Can't think of anything at the minute because I am such a straight faced, angelic person, not, but will come back to this!!x

JPod279

Because I love to kill clowns. That's funny, right?

TheMerryPup

Because I love to kill clowns. That's funny, right?

Well. . .if you eat what you kill they might taste funny.

BrettPGH

I did stand up for a number of years. If you aren't funny crowds will let you know!

BadCookieMonster

Next time you go to target try playing golf while in the store.. that will get you kicked out..well it did for me anyhow.

shbretired

My mouth ☺

UponThisRock

I crack myself up, if no one else.

infamousmk

My jokes, mostly.

Merrychrissmith

My profile pic.

BigDaddyBRC

It's all in your perception.

SofaKingRad

I'm not.

MyFeistyEvolution

My mannerisms and randomness...and complete "dur" moments.

I've been told I'm just naturally a snarky dry humored person. And I like it.

abberbabber

I have weird fears. The dragon thing from the Neverending Story being one (Falcor, I think?). And I'm horrible at geography, which cracks my friends' s**t up. I can find my way with a detailed map, but I get states like Minnesota and Montana mixed up :blushing:

Sp1nGoddess

I'm a sarcastic goof ball but mainly my face.

shannoninBC

Probably because I say what everyone else is thinking.

TinaDay1114

I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.

Me too!

Except instead of Encyclopedias I read this set of books my dad had in his office -- they were leatherbound volumes of things like "Teach Yourself French" and "Algebra Basics" -- AND took notes on them. I thought I'd be fluent in French and math by the time I was 10 if I did things right. :laugh: Being an only child might have had something to do with that kind of boredom.

I've always loved Elvis, too. I had the white jumpsuit concert poster on the door of my playroom when I was in Elementary school. I also carried a trading card of Elvis' Army photo in my wallet and told other kids he was my big brother.

**OK, stop laughing.**

sjmgde

i like to think i am funny but than if anything i can always make myself laugh:happy:

ironanimal

Dry wit.
I have wrestled a salt water crocodile, but am freaked out by Crane Flies.
I sound like a sound effect suite from Tarzan in the gym.
I fantasise about the pilot becoming incapacitated and landing the plane myself whenever I'm on a plane.
I love my dogs more than most humans.

10acity

I have weird fears. The dragon thing from the Neverending Story being one (Falcor, I think?).

That's not weird.. that thing scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.


I hate touching public door handles. Hate it. Germs. There are plenty of other ways I come into contact with germs all the time, but door handles really get to me. Blech.

76tech

i'm never funny, and completely serious one hundred percent of the time.

abberbabber

I have weird fears. The dragon thing from the Neverending Story being one (Falcor, I think?).

That's not weird.. that thing scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.


I hate touching public door handles. Hate it. Germs. There are plenty of other ways I come into contact with germs all the time, but door handles really get to me. Blech.

I'm going to print this out and show it to my friends! They tease me *endlessly* about it...I still can't watch that damn movie!! :laugh:

Miss_Chievous_wechange

I'm not funny, but I'm sexy so that should count for something dammit!

bethgames

Isnt being pale as a ghost and this jiggly butt enough funny for anyone???? :huh:

UsedToBeHusky

Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head

Me too now. Thanks so much!

Snakey74

I get into video games. REALLY into them: I constantly yell, "I'M BATMAN!" when playing Arkham City or Arkham Asylum. I need to have my mouth washed out with soap after playing MarioKart. Mortal Kombat turns me into an adrenaline junkie, and I talk to, taunt, yell at, and make fun of the characters.
It makes my husband cackle, so apparently I must be a riot.

76tech

I have weird fears. The dragon thing from the Neverending Story being one (Falcor, I think?).

i had a high school spanish teacher who looked like that. she was really sweet but would bug us out when she sat at her desk smiling.

*shudder*

GasMasterFlash

Jokes that involve a priest, a rabbi and a minister walking into the bar. Ah, the classics.

abberbabber

I have weird fears. The dragon thing from the Neverending Story being one (Falcor, I think?).

i had a high school spanish teacher who looked like that. she was really sweet but would bug us out when she sat at her desk smiling.

*shudder*

I would have failed Spanish. And I loved Spanish.... :laugh:

macpatti

I did stand up for a number of years. If you aren't funny crowds will let you know!

Does the fact that I've made Brett laugh before mean I'm funny???? I mean, he's a professional, so he should know funny, right??

jenniet04

Uhh, pretty much nothing. I'm a tax accountant, what do you expect?