What makes YOU funny?

downsizinghoss

alchohol

mississippi_queen

My mannerisms and randomness...and complete "dur" moments.

I've been told I'm just naturally a snarky dry humored person. And I like it.

^^ THIS laced with heavy sarcasm... :laugh:

ThePinkPachyderm

Random acts of nudity.

UsedToBeHusky

My name.




I win.

Your current profile pic! :laugh: :laugh:

MayMaydoesntrun

about 6 cold beers:drinker:

AdoraK

My dirty mind that comes out as dirty jokes!!!

LilRedRooster

I hate funny people.

galegetsthin

I am a b!tch. Just most people think I am joking, when I am just being honest.

wildspirit63

My voices i would reckon ... especially when they start arguing in spanish on me ... seriously i just have a demented sense of humor that people find funny

hennyben

alchohol

^This.

Ekoria

Depends on your definition of funny I think

.I LOVE spaced and tend to quote that all the time
.My desk at work is decorated with my little ponies,my drawings and a few zombie bits for good measure
.I am terrified of most things, thunder storms, heights,spiders,small spaces, large crowds of people...the list goes on O_o
.I tend to sing a lot when I am on my own and sometime forget that I am not alone and sing in work
.I love making lists,lists of every thing...shopping lists,plans for the day,money stuff...everything...
.Fart jokes have/always will make me laugh...I am still very much a child at heart

I think my list of things may just make me weird and not funny, but as I say depends on your definition of funny

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Reedern

My sarcasim... I tend to be a real smart *kitten* with my friends and family.
I love to tell funny stories about my life
People think its funny that I am so obsessed with football. I wish there was no off-season! lol
I try to have a sense of humor about most things... even when it's difficult.

TheRoadDog

I think I am freakin' hilarious. Not everyone else thiks so.

Bunnypen

For me:
I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
I talk to myself. Everywhere.
I sing while waiting in line at the store
I tend to jump from subject to subject
Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
I was named after a movie
I love my cats more than some humans
I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
If you dare me to do something I probably will

YOU ARE COOL.

As for me...
I'm a fountain of useless information, often.
I apparently tell the dumbest jokes. ( I think they are hilarious, honestly)
I have a quark for Orange.
I baby talk small animals like Cats, or Bunnys. Especially baby ones. (I can't prevent it either)
I go through Era phases when it comes to my music taste. Right now it's 50's Motown oldies.
I'm afraid of Baloons.
I HATE Sharks. I hatethemsohard.
and most underwarter creatures with teeth.
I still love Star Trek.
I still have a Lady Boner for Star Wars.
My Monitor is decorated in old school My Little Pony stickers.

Prettylittlelotus

Hmmm, let me count the ways...

~I'm terrified of birds. I manage to keep it under control, but if a bird gets too close, all I can envision is how it can smell my fear...it will attack me--right for the eyes!

~I will make our drive-through/customer service experience awkward 90% of the time, unintentionally.

~When I present in front of groups of people I use my shoulders for emphasis...basically I dance. Yup. That's right, I am a nervous dancer.

~I used to steal weird things (like lawn ornaments and those balloons outside of apartment complexes) compulsively, but weaned myself by stealing antennae balls. I literally had hundreds by the time the compulsion subsided.

Other than that I am totally normal.

10acity

My name.




I win.

Your current profile pic! :laugh: :laugh:

YOUR profile pic makes me chuckle every time I see it!

sassydebbie67

Probably because I say what everyone else is thinking.

This is me !! I will say things before anyone can say it and they are like how did you know that is what i was thinking about... I do it to hubby all the time, He says i scare him way to much..Lol

Prettylittlelotus

For me:
I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
I talk to myself. Everywhere.
I sing while waiting in line at the store
I tend to jump from subject to subject
Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
I was named after a movie
I love my cats more than some humans
I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
If you dare me to do something I probably will

YOU ARE COOL.

As for me...
I'm a fountain of useless information, often.
I apparently tell the dumbest jokes. ( I think they are hilarious, honestly)
I have a quark for Orange.
I baby talk small animals like Cats, or Bunnys. Especially baby ones. (I can't prevent it either)
I go through Era phases when it comes to my music taste. Right now it's 50's Motown oldies.
I'm afraid of Baloons.
I HATE Sharks. I hatethemsohard.
and most underwarter creatures with teeth.
I still love Star Trek.
I still have a Lady Boner for Star Wars.
My Monitor is decorated in old school My Little Pony stickers.

We all must be friends. My little pony stickers!? Awesome. I used to read encyclopedias too. I loved L, because they had an illustration of ligers.LIGERS. Genetic genious.

JPod279

I guess I need to clarify I was only joking about killing clowns so that nobody gets their panties in a wad and reports me.

Prettylittlelotus

For me:
I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
I talk to myself. Everywhere.
I sing while waiting in line at the store
I tend to jump from subject to subject
Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
I was named after a movie
I love my cats more than some humans
I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
If you dare me to do something I probably will

YOU ARE COOL.

As for me...
I'm a fountain of useless information, often.
I apparently tell the dumbest jokes. ( I think they are hilarious, honestly)
I have a quark for Orange.
I baby talk small animals like Cats, or Bunnys. Especially baby ones. (I can't prevent it either)
I go through Era phases when it comes to my music taste. Right now it's 50's Motown oldies.
I'm afraid of Baloons.
I HATE Sharks. I hatethemsohard.
and most underwarter creatures with teeth.
I still love Star Trek.
I still have a Lady Boner for Star Wars.
My Monitor is decorated in old school My Little Pony stickers.

We all must be friends. My little pony stickers!? Awesome. I used to read encyclopedias too. I loved L, because they had an illustration of ligers.LIGERS. Genetic genious.

wickedcricket

got kicked out of church on Christmas Eve for a giggling fit
Bette Davis is my religion
My kids are more mature than I am
My dogs run our home
I am hard of hearing - this is ENDLESSLY amusing- I often hear VERY funny stuff instead of what was actually said (and I respond to what I heard)
have to concentrate in order to walk & chew gum simultaneously
love, love LOVE silly jokes - ex: two turtles get in a fight & the cops get called. Cop asks one turtle what happened. Turtle says 'I don't know, it happened so fast ...'

LindaCWy

I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
I talk to myself. Everywhere.
I sing while waiting in line at the store
I tend to jump from subject to subject
My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
I love my cats more than some humans
I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"

All these make you crazy... not funny.. although crazy can be funny

KIDDING.

See? I'm funny

cgrigz

because IF YOU AIN'T FIRST, YOU'RE LAST!!!!

Ekoria

My Monitor is decorated in old school My Little Pony stickers.

Genius, I have lots of mini MLP figures around mine

10acity

I have weird fears. The dragon thing from the Neverending Story being one (Falcor, I think?).

i had a high school spanish teacher who looked like that. she was really sweet but would bug us out when she sat at her desk smiling.

*shudder*

Yikes. I was convinced my Earth Science teacher played Bob Dog (Mr. Rogers) in his spare time... but that was just funny, not scary.

lizzybethclaire

Next time you go to target try playing golf while in the store.. that will get you kicked out..well it did for me anyhow.

That is awesome!

_the_feniks_

Funny "haha" or funny "weird"?

missprincessjenny

For me:
I am scared of nuns, the Blue Man group, thunderstoms, and heights.
I avoid cracks in the sidewalk.
I talk to myself. Everywhere.
I sing while waiting in line at the store
I tend to jump from subject to subject
Right now I have "sabotage" from the Beastie boys playing in my head
My desk at work is decorated with kitties, teenage mutant ninja turtles, Katniss, A-team, and a small collection of funky stamps
I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
I was named after a movie
I love my cats more than some humans
I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.
I randomly quote from "The Waterboy"
I can watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedia anywhere, anytime and never get bored
If you dare me to do something I probably will

I went on a date with a guy once and he wanted to have a light sabre fight. Needless to say I never went back for a second date.

lizzybethclaire

I almost got kicked out of Target for having a lightsaber fight
I used to read encyclopedias when I was bored as a kid.

Me too!

Except instead of Encyclopedias I read this set of books my dad had in his office -- they were leatherbound volumes of things like "Teach Yourself French" and "Algebra Basics" -- AND took notes on them. I thought I'd be fluent in French and math by the time I was 10 if I did things right. :laugh: Being an only child might have had something to do with that kind of boredom.

I've always loved Elvis, too. I had the white jumpsuit concert poster on the door of my playroom when I was in Elementary school. I also carried a trading card of Elvis' Army photo in my wallet and told other kids he was my big brother.

**OK, stop laughing.**

I am a huge Elvis fan. Elvis is King!!!!