Rant!

vim_n_vigor
vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I don't have anything to rant about, and I really want to rant.

I workout at home, so the slow people at the gym don't bother me.
My scale doesn't save previous entries so I don't know if anyone else is doing it.
I don't hate fat people.
I don't hate skinny people.
I don't hate fit people.
My kids are healthy.
I have a job that I enjoy.
I don't have anything against women.
I don't have anything against men.
I don't care how many calories you burn just for existing.

Can someone please help me rant? I feel so left out.
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  • twistofcain
    twistofcain Posts: 190 Member
    You need a scale that has a save feature! How else will you suspect your significant other of cheating when you see an abnormal weight?
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    wow,,, you sound perfect to me,,,
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    You need a scale that has a save feature! How else will you suspect your significant other of cheating when you see an abnormal weight?
    I know right? Wait. I think to do this properly I should say - how dare you suggest that? I don't want any real answers!
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    lmao! <3 this!!!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    wow,,, you sound perfect to me,,,
    No perfection here. I am obese, I don't always get my house clean, my dogs need a bath, my checking account isn't always balanced, and many others....
  • thomassd1969
    thomassd1969 Posts: 564 Member
    love this
  • Hikaru37
    Hikaru37 Posts: 177 Member
    :') hahaha
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
    Did you lose all your boobs? Is your period coming and you hate it because it makes you gain 65lbs? Did it not come?! Are you pregnant? Do you know if you could be pregnant? YOU EAT YOUR EXERCISE CALORIES DON'T YOU!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Come on - what do you guys have that you can't rant about?
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Did you lose all your boobs? Is your period coming and you hate it because it makes you gain 65lbs? Did it not come?! Are you pregnant? Do you know if you could be pregnant? YOU EAT YOUR EXERCISE CALORIES DON'T YOU!
    I am not pregnant. The period did come. I still have boobs - anyone want some? Yes, I do eat my exercise calories. I work hard for that extra food!
  • chachita7
    chachita7 Posts: 996 Member
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    don't you hate it when you get a packet of ketchup or mustard that doesn't have that pre-cut notch that makes it easy to open?
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    I'm alive and on my way to healthy.
    I have an amazing family and a wonderful boyfriend.
    I enjoy sweating loads at the gym.
    I don't always eat perfect, but at least I have food to eat.
    I'm happy God woke me up today.
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    Did you lose all your boobs? Is your period coming and you hate it because it makes you gain 65lbs? Did it not come?! Are you pregnant? Do you know if you could be pregnant? YOU EAT YOUR EXERCISE CALORIES DON'T YOU!
    I am not pregnant. The period did come. I still have boobs - anyone want some?

    I'll take some booty meat if you are offering...
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    don't you hate it when you get a packet of ketchup or mustard that doesn't have that pre-cut notch that makes it easy to open?

    You can always put them on the floor and stomp on them!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I'm alive and on my way to healthy.
    I have an amazing family and a wonderful boyfriend.
    I enjoy sweating loads at the gym.
    I don't always eat perfect, but at least I have food to eat.
    I'm happy God woke me up today.

    :flowerforyou: :heart:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member

    I'll take some booty meat if you are offering...

    How many inches would you like?
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member

    I'll take some booty meat if you are offering...

    How many inches would you like?

    I'd be happy with just one inch! but if I can have more 2 maybe 3? :P
  • sunnymel126
    sunnymel126 Posts: 359 Member
    My rant is I'm happy I rejoined MFP and haven't quit on myself.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Say...

    CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA??
    CAN I HAVE IT?
    PLEASE...
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member

    I'll take some booty meat if you are offering...

    How many inches would you like?

    I'd be happy with just one inch! but if I can have more 2 maybe 3? :P
    They are on their way - just keep in mind, they like to stick and won't be happy if you try to remove them later!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    My rant is I'm happy I rejoined MFP and haven't quit on myself.
    Way to go
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    OMG! Is someone ranting AGAIN?? We're here to support each other! SO START SUPPORTING ME DAMMIT!!!
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member

    I'll take some booty meat if you are offering...

    How many inches would you like?

    I'd be happy with just one inch! but if I can have more 2 maybe 3? :P
    They are on their way - just keep in mind, they like to stick and won't be happy if you try to remove them later!

    I would never try to remove them!! I promise to take good care of them! :)
  • JeepBaja
    JeepBaja Posts: 1,824 Member
    I noticed you said nothing about *his* mommy.
  • AllyBooMommyof2
    AllyBooMommyof2 Posts: 171 Member
    lol :) Best rant I've ever read here
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    I have Radiohead tickets. :angry:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    OMG! Is someone ranting AGAIN?? We're here to support each other! SO START SUPPORTING ME DAMMIT!!!

    What needs support? I can hold anything up! :drinker:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    I have Radiohead tickets. :angry:

    :laugh:
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    OMG! Is someone ranting AGAIN?? We're here to support each other! SO START SUPPORTING ME DAMMIT!!!

    Grabs your boobs or moobs (whatever you have) and holds them up...is that supportive enough?
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