Rant!

vim_n_vigor

I have a rant.....I won nickelback tickets off the raido. im devestated

Oh, no. I'm sorry for your win.

Burn them RIGHT NOW! DO IT!!

Ooh - Fire, Fire, Fire (Said in Beavis and Butthead voices)

sel254

I noticed you said nothing about *his* mommy.

His mommy is moving across the country, so she won't be able to use my scale, even if she wanted to. Plus, she is a very sweet lady who keeps her son in line.

His mommy might take the scale anyway to continue her foreplay

Ok, now I have something to rant about - I just spit water all over my shirt. Now how I am going to log how many cups of water I drank?

Drink an extra cup...it;s good for you

spearfox

I don't have anything to rant about, and I really want to rant.

I workout at home, so the slow people at the gym don't bother me.
My scale doesn't save previous entries so I don't know if anyone else is doing it.
I don't hate fat people.
I don't hate skinny people.
I don't hate fit people.
My kids are healthy.
I have a job that I enjoy.
I don't have anything against women.
I don't have anything against men.
I don't care how many calories you burn just for existing.

Can someone please help me rant? I feel so left out.

My rant is MFP needs a like button.:flowerforyou:

sel254

I don't have anything to rant about, and I really want to rant.

I workout at home, so the slow people at the gym don't bother me.
My scale doesn't save previous entries so I don't know if anyone else is doing it.
I don't hate fat people.
I don't hate skinny people.
I don't hate fit people.
My kids are healthy.
I have a job that I enjoy.
I don't have anything against women.
I don't have anything against men.
I don't care how many calories you burn just for existing.

Can someone please help me rant? I feel so left out.

You are obviously imbalanced. However, if you'd like something to rant about come over here and I'll stop on your foot, that way you can rant about the stupid b who stomped on your foot.

OK, walking over slowly now....

don't worry, I make big threats, but usually just end up handing out spankings instead.

My rant is that nobody ever threatens to spank me

RUNNER48WH

WHY DO i NEED A CHAINSAW TO GET THE PLASTIC WRAPPING OFF NEWLY PURCHASED CD'S...?

WHY AM I PURCHASING NEW CD'S WHEN I COULD JUST BY MY MUSIC ONLINE AND JOIN THE DIGITAL AGE....?

MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!!!! :explode:

Bethie_B

I have nothing to complain about either!

I'm madly in love with the world's most perfect man.
I have the best family anyone could hope for.
My MFP friends are, by far, the best anyone could have.
I now fit in to a medium shirt, which I haven't done in a looong time.
I signed up for my first mud run.
I make a decent enough living to be able to spend some money frivolously.
I'm happy, healthy, and stubborn enough to meet and beat any goal I set for myself.

But argh! I want to angry rant! :happy:

felice03

hookers and blow.

vim_n_vigor

I don't have anything to rant about, and I really want to rant.

I workout at home, so the slow people at the gym don't bother me.
My scale doesn't save previous entries so I don't know if anyone else is doing it.
I don't hate fat people.
I don't hate skinny people.
I don't hate fit people.
My kids are healthy.
I have a job that I enjoy.
I don't have anything against women.
I don't have anything against men.
I don't care how many calories you burn just for existing.

Can someone please help me rant? I feel so left out.

You are obviously imbalanced. However, if you'd like something to rant about come over here and I'll stop on your foot, that way you can rant about the stupid b who stomped on your foot.

OK, walking over slowly now....

don't worry, I make big threats, but usually just end up handing out spankings instead.

My rant is that nobody ever threatens to spank me

Get over here - getting the paddle warmed up...

vim_n_vigor

WHY DO i NEED A CHAINSAW TO GET THE PLASTIC WRAPPING OFF NEWLY PURCHASED CD'S...?

WHY AM I PURCHASING NEW CD'S WHEN I COULD JUST BY MY MUSIC ONLINE AND JOIN THE DIGITAL AGE....?

MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!!!! :explode:

LMAO

vim_n_vigor

I have nothing to complain about either!

I'm madly in love with the world's most perfect man.
I have the best family anyone could hope for.
My MFP friends are, by far, the best anyone could have.
I now fit in to a medium shirt, which I haven't done in a looong time.
I signed up for my first mud run.
I make a decent enough living to be able to spend some money frivolously.
I'm happy, healthy, and stubborn enough to meet and beat any goal I set for myself.

But argh! I want to angry rant! :happy:

You could have an angry rant if you wore one of those awesome new medium shirts in your mud run!

vim_n_vigor

hookers and blow.

Do you want some, or are you trying to get rid of some?

Bahet

I ate a bug when going for a walk yesterday and the stupid database here doesn't say how many calories it was. Screw it then. I might as well eat a pie. Oh, and I didn't lose 25 lbs in a week even though I only at 50 calories and worked out until I puked just like on Biggest Loser. I bet I'm in starvation mode even though I was eating 3000 calories every day for the past 51 weeks. Oh, or maybe it's just muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat you know!

felice03

hookers and blow.

Do you want some, or are you trying to get rid of some?

is that a real question?

sel254

I don't have anything to rant about, and I really want to rant.

I workout at home, so the slow people at the gym don't bother me.
My scale doesn't save previous entries so I don't know if anyone else is doing it.
I don't hate fat people.
I don't hate skinny people.
I don't hate fit people.
My kids are healthy.
I have a job that I enjoy.
I don't have anything against women.
I don't have anything against men.
I don't care how many calories you burn just for existing.

Can someone please help me rant? I feel so left out.

You are obviously imbalanced. However, if you'd like something to rant about come over here and I'll stop on your foot, that way you can rant about the stupid b who stomped on your foot.

OK, walking over slowly now....

don't worry, I make big threats, but usually just end up handing out spankings instead.

My rant is that nobody ever threatens to spank me

Get over here - getting the paddle warmed up...

Running as fast as I can.......

vim_n_vigor

I ate a bug when going for a walk yesterday and the stupid database here doesn't say how many calories it was. Screw it then. I might as well eat a pie. Oh, and I didn't lose 25 lbs in a week even though I only at 50 calories and worked out until I puked just like on Biggest Loser. I bet I'm in starvation mode even though I was eating 3000 calories every day for the past 51 weeks. Oh, or maybe it's just muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat you know!

Um, bug was 27 calories - really. If you are only eating 50 calories a day, that is going to have to be one small pie. Starvation mode sets in when you don't eat for 20 minutes, so you really need to space those calories out!

vim_n_vigor

hookers and blow.

Do you want some, or are you trying to get rid of some?

is that a real question?

Well, if you have too much, I thought you might want to share!

vim_n_vigor

All right - I have to go to a meeting where I probably won't be able to check in on this for a while. Thanks for the laughs!

(Ironically, I am on my way to sensitivity training!)

spike90

how do you feel when some jerk in their sportscar (or any vehicle for that matter) cuts you off in traffic because they are "too good" to wait in line with the rest of the cars and just had to cut over in the front of the line????? I personally want to physically drag them out of their cars and beat the hell out of them!!!

Hope this topic gives you something to rant about:)

vim_n_vigor

how do you feel when some jerk in their sportscar (or any vehicle for that matter) cuts you off in traffic because they are "too good" to wait in line with the rest of the cars and just had to cut over in the front of the line????? I personally want to physically drag them out of their cars and beat the hell out of them!!!

Hope this topic gives you something to rant about:)

I plan ahead - I pull out too far into that other lane for them to pass me. I figure if they go off the road and into the grass beside me to pull ahead, that they really, really need some help!