Very Important Poll....

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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Does your dog eat your underwear?
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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I can't tell if he swallows...but he chews and rips and tears any undies that get accidentally dropped on the floor
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    You know my answer...yes...yes she does...nasty dog. She'll dig through the dirty clothes hamper just to get to them. Lost so many nice VS thongs that way...
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    when I had dogs...yes...all the time. I had to by new undahpants constantly.
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    The male one used to but hasn't for several years. Probably stopped doing it when he was 4 or 5. The worse was when he got a hold of my favorite piece of lingerie, never could find it again to replace it. The female dong never did.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    The female dong never did.


    Can't. Stop. Laughing!!!!


    :drinker:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    LOL! Ummm... No.
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    Fathead (my good friend and English Bulldog) does not eat my underwear, however if and when I have female guests he does eat their underwear. He also likes to lick lotion off of girls, motorboat girls and come to think of it, Fathead is a bit of a sexual predator!
  • dreamingchild
    dreamingchild Posts: 208 Member
    OMGOSH This thread has me cracking up!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    *LMAO* My dog eats any of mine she can get her mouth on... any females. Usually leaves guys along, but ONE dude I dated... He must have had some funk.
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    My dog likes to chew out the crotch of panties. Stupid dog. I dog-sat a boxer one time that would chew up, swallow, then regurgitate all of my nice VS underwear....NOT the cheap cotton ones, but the really expensive nice ones. I wanted to murder that stupid dog.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    Nope. Ate my running shorts once though. Once.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    No, my dog doesn't eat my underwear... then again, I almost never wear underwear, so she doesn't have much opportunity.
  • LauraSmyth28
    LauraSmyth28 Posts: 399 Member
    Yes both of my dogs do. They only eat mine, and it's always the crotch. Ew.
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    A dog ate my swimsuit once! After my period. Yep. Even though it was washed out thoroughly and hanging on a line outside to dry.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    You know my answer...yes...yes she does...nasty dog. She'll dig through the dirty clothes hamper just to get to them. Lost so many nice VS thongs that way...

    This. My pup is a beast. He goes searching for them. So many have been destroyed I've had to buy really tall laundry baskets so he can't get in them.
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    The female dong never did.


    Can't. Stop. Laughing!!!!


    :drinker:

    Ahahahaha! Female dong :bigsmile:
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    BoBo used to carry my bras around and nap on them while I was at work. Not so much my underroos though, just my bras.
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    Use to. Now he licks my hubby's boxers.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    *LMAO* My dog eats any of mine she can get her mouth on... any females. Usually leaves guys along, but ONE dude I dated... He must have had some funk.
    So not fair...my dog ignores my husband's undies. But mine? Destroyed. All in the time it takes me to shower...
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    No. But she does go diving in the catboxes for Kitty Roca.

    Seriously, until I figured it out, I thought something was wrong with my cats. They only peed, never crapped. Then the little lightbulb went off......OH! ..........................Oh........................ Ew.
  • cici1028
    cici1028 Posts: 799 Member
    He doesn't EAT it. He likes to take them from the hamper and pile them in the middle of the room.
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I used to have two dobermans that I raised from puppies and they were notorious for this. socks too. I started keeping my dirty laundry basket in my closet years ago and still do even though my current dog has never so much as chewed on a shoe. go figure.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Yes...Jada has ruined many a matching sets.

    But the worst is the stress after I know she somehow managed to pull the underwear through the holes in the front of the laundry hamper and completely swallowed them.

    Don't fret....they always come out the other end 3 days later. completely whole. :noway:
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    BoBo used to carry my bras around and nap on them while I was at work. Not so much my underroos though, just my bras.

    Mine sleeps on my bras too. I've caught him a couple times just parading around the house with the middle piece in his mouth and both cups just hanging by his face. Thank God I caught him before he went outside.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    *LMAO* My dog eats any of mine she can get her mouth on... any females. Usually leaves guys along, but ONE dude I dated... He must have had some funk.
    So not fair...my dog ignores my husband's undies. But mine? Destroyed. All in the time it takes me to shower...

    SAME here! I now collect undies on a little bathroom shelf up high until I can get them safely to a high solid hamper with a closing lid! *LOL*
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    BoBo used to carry my bras around and nap on them while I was at work. Not so much my underroos though, just my bras.

    Mine sleeps on my bras too. I've caught him a couple times just parading around the house with the middle piece in his mouth and both cups just hanging by his face. Thank God I caught him before he went outside.

    That's just cute :)
  • tat2dmrsgrimm
    tat2dmrsgrimm Posts: 226 Member
    No. But she does go diving in the catboxes for Kitty Roca.

    Seriously, until I figured it out, I thought something was wrong with my cats. They only peed, never crapped. Then the little lightbulb went off......OH! ..........................Oh........................ Ew.

    Yeah we call that "kitty crunchies"
    When my husband and I were dating, I stayed with him and his parents a lot. They raised mini horses and the dogs loved to eat horse pucks in the winter. We called them frozen delicacies.
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    My female dog is a nasty girl. And it is always my favorite pairs...hahahahaha
    My male dog has no interest...lol
  • kayl3igh88
    kayl3igh88 Posts: 428 Member
    When our German Shepherd was a pup she used to dig through the wash pile to find my undies, just mine, she wouldn't touch anyone elses :grumble:
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    BoBo used to carry my bras around and nap on them while I was at work. Not so much my underroos though, just my bras.

    Mine sleeps on my bras too. I've caught him a couple times just parading around the house with the middle piece in his mouth and both cups just hanging by his face. Thank God I caught him before he went outside.

    That's just cute :)

    Yeah, he's a total dork. His still in puppy stage (6 months old) so some things he do cracks me right up. When my fiance gets home from work and takes his shoes off, Rock stands there just looking at him then his feet, and back again. He waits patiently for the socks to come off and then they're chew toys.

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