What Do You Call "It"??

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  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    What is this sex you speak of?
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Coitus.

    If this is even relatively serious you're my new favorite person...I can just hear it now "excuse me sir but would you do me the pleasure of engaging in coitus?"
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I call it being $50 poorer
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
    Knocking Boots is my all time favorite, since I have been in the South its called "da thang"
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Knocking Boots is my all time favorite, since I have been in the South its called "da thang"

    Ooh I forgot about knocking boots...thats a great one...haven't heard it in awhile though.
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
    Getting it in!
  • Joe74
    Joe74 Posts: 35 Member
    The Nasty! :wink:
  • mbk830
    mbk830 Posts: 164 Member
    If being not obvious? Play time *blushing*
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    He just says "I want some" or "give me some". So "some" I guess. Way back before kids I think we called it fcuking or sex.
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    Rooting, fcuking, boom booms.
    Reminds me of a story the ex told me, about some girl at a party who went around asking guys if they wanted "empties".

    So, sometimes "want empties?" lol
  • catherine4211
    catherine4211 Posts: 944 Member
    Grown up fun
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    For during the day, "naptime" lol
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    Rooting, fcuking, boom booms.
    Reminds me of a story the ex told me, about some girl at a party who went around asking guys if they wanted "empties".

    So, sometimes "want empties?" lol

    This reminded me of a friend who used to call it "raking guts".

    Loved that one.
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    The happy sneeze in my tissue.
  • dreamingchild
    dreamingchild Posts: 208 Member
    Cardio...

    This is what my hubby calls it. I tell the kids we are doing taxes and can't be disturbed. I actually just copied that from my parents cause that is what they used to tell us.
  • DS67ATX
    DS67ATX Posts: 289
    Well,someone calls it happy time:)
  • Goosiesnougs
    Goosiesnougs Posts: 420
    Fornicating:laugh:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    "The old in-out" a la A Clockwork Orange
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    I call it masturbating

    OMG!! I am soooo cracking up!
  • DrewMaxwell
    DrewMaxwell Posts: 269 Member
    Per Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory it's called "Do the dance with no pants"
  • Bagman12002
    Bagman12002 Posts: 216 Member
    I call it masturbating

    ROTFLMAO
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Also, tossing his hotdog down my hallway. And, that one is from Jenna Marbles.
  • hoppinfroggin22
    hoppinfroggin22 Posts: 165 Member
    Booty...My bf says give me some booty :) isnt that nice
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    Fu-noodling

    Like F%#€ & canoodling

    :)
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    circuit training.
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    Sex.
  • kiku76
    kiku76 Posts: 352 Member
    Per Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory it's called "Do the dance with no pants"

    Loooooooove BBT!

    I call it sex.
    If the kids are awake, I dont really say anything. A discreet slap on hubby's butt gives him the message
  • Dtregle
    Dtregle Posts: 12
    when my gf is not in the mood she calls it rape????
  • Hmrjmr1
    Hmrjmr1 Posts: 1,106 Member
    When my wife was alive - Nookie, Beast with two backs, and Romper Room School (we'd flip a coin to see who got to be teacher), and when she found my old T shirt that said "Mustache Rides Five Cents" if the kids were around she'd just hand me a nickel and say I've got stuff on my "Honey Do" list you need to fix. Now I just call it a shower.
  • moxleymama6
    moxleymama6 Posts: 532 Member
    I log it as dancing...teehee! We do sympto-thermal natural family planning so we say "Temp up & south signs are A-o.k.!" Not real romatic but, hey, we get a lot of dancing time!!

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