What Do You Call "It"??

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  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Also.. Zug Zug..

    A reference to Caveman circa 1981 with Dennis Quaid and Ringo Starr...

    Sadly as soon as you said ZugZug; I remembered the movie.

    The title depends on what type of mood she is in Hoochie Coochie; Doggie tricks {I sit-up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead}.
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
    'Baking muffins' Called such because a very young daughter caught us up against the oven with muffins baking. 5 years on and it appears she has no memory of this. Still outrageously funny to us though.

    After work we call it 'business time'. Always while wearing business socks.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    'Baking muffins' Called such because a very young daughter caught us up against the oven with muffins baking. 5 years on and it appears she has no memory of this. Still outrageously funny to us though.
    That just reminded me that a friend just jokingly termed it "exchanging recipes" and I will never be able to think of recipe exchanges the same way again.
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    Let's go have fun . BJ's are " serving you coffee".
  • CdnPgnMom
    CdnPgnMom Posts: 172 Member
    We have kids. We call it coloring. ;)
  • PuggleLover
    PuggleLover Posts: 261 Member
    I thought Boom Boom meant taking a dump.
  • BriskisGrl
    BriskisGrl Posts: 461
    depends on my mood and how I want it.
  • Making love. If I call it anything else, my wife gets mad.

    Although, in truth, I rarely have to say anything. I just look at her, and she somehow knows what I'm thinking.
  • Chameleone
    Chameleone Posts: 281 Member
    Making inappropriate....
    No joke, that's the phrase we been using...
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    When the kids were little we always told them we were changing clothes or trying clothes on, then we would turn the tv up. haha Now we don't really call it anything. Sometimes one of us will ask the other this "Date tonight"?' earlier in the day so I guess we call it something when it's planned. lol
  • Jumping on the good foot and doing the bad thing (from the Austin Powers movies). Or I'll ask if he wants to play around. And the favorite -- "Hay, you wanna, you know?"
  • Lindz2323
    Lindz2323 Posts: 261 Member
    we call it activities .... if anyone has seen step brothers, that's why. we re-arranged our bedroom and said "We have so much more room for activities" and it stuck :laugh:

    LMAO my boyfriend and I had the same joke about this as well. too funny.
  • obum88
    obum88 Posts: 262 Member
    My husband says beating guts when refering to his single days or telling me about one of his buddies. We don't really have a term, just bump aganist each other and its go time.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    mythical....
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    "To know" or "knowing" would be a great code word. Like, to know someone in the biblical sense.

    "Hey, I'd really like to get to know you better tonight." winkwink nudgenudge

    :laugh:
  • dannytheman
    dannytheman Posts: 63
    I would always call it the horizontal mambo! My wife liked to dance.
    Now I just start begging. Please honey, pretty please.....
  • Hickyvikki69
    Hickyvikki69 Posts: 371 Member
    sex, ****ing, making love, "doing the play toy"
  • IamRoJ
    IamRoJ Posts: 530 Member
    Puddin'
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
    Me and my ex used to call IT "camping". Nothing better than going camping out with a pitched tent..
  • Lushaholic
    Lushaholic Posts: 62
    Nookie.
  • spoonful
    spoonful Posts: 200 Member
    Indoor sport. I do wish MFP had it in their database though. It is a great exercise and we should get calorie credit for it.
  • gatecityradio
    gatecityradio Posts: 401
    "Le Sexy Time" in a french accent.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    Nasty McFuntime
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Puddin'


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  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Just sex. Maybe when I have kids I'll make up a code name so they don't know what I'm talking about.


    Usually you have to wait until they are a sleep.
    If it's in the morning, sometimes you get the
    really loud knock on the door MOM, DAD!!!
    CAN I GO NEXT DOOR AND PLAY???

    Answer at the same time, YES!!!

    Definitely...other than waiting till they're asleep. If you can't pull it off (for BOTH parties!) in the time it takes a normal person to brush their teeth when necessary...having kids is going to be a long, dreary ride lol.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    You mean with another person?
    In that case most of the time I call it a fantasy.:ohwell:
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    i call it cardio :)
  • tugers2
    tugers2 Posts: 139
    sexy time
  • tmarie2715
    tmarie2715 Posts: 1,111 Member
    Fcuking, Mating Season, Dcikng, Boning, etc.

    I used to say boning all the time! Past boning partners have told me it sounds like I am in middle school when I say that, though...
  • Shanel0916
    Shanel0916 Posts: 586 Member
    Hoochie Coochie or The Nasty