I like my (men/women) like I like...

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  • Tickateeboo
    Tickateeboo Posts: 132 Member
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    I like my men like I like my chocolate, dark and full of bacon.

    Now that's a product I would like to see on the shelves...
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I like my men like I like my shoes. A good fit and cute, without causing pain.
  • FoodieGal09
    FoodieGal09 Posts: 198 Member
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    I like my men like my trampoline: Sturdy yet supple and always ready to get jumped on!:wink:
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Like pillows, comfortable and easy to sleep with haha jk...
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
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    I like my men like I like my backyard. Big, fun, and lights up when I'm around :)
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
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    I like my women like I like my sandwich, in the kitchen and full of meat.
  • vtammy
    vtammy Posts: 1
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    I like my men how I like my books... bound in leather.

    or...

    I like my men how I like my homework

    spread all over the table

    one on top of the other.

    AHHAHA XD
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    Not sure if I got this right, but here goes

    " I like my women, to shut the hell up, do what they are told and have dinner ready"

    That it? lol
  • ChunkieNuts
    ChunkieNuts Posts: 135 Member
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    i like my men like i like bananas ; big, raw and hard. ;-)
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
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    I like my women like I like my iphone, made in china.


    i like my women like I like my undies, tight on my nuts.


    ohh... I feel dirty now....
  • Meg_78
    Meg_78 Posts: 998 Member
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    I like my men like I like my vodka ...made in Sweden.
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    I like my women like I like my shower

    Hot steamy wet and easy to turn on.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    I like my women like I like my sports car... Stylish, sexy and always ready to go.

    That's exactly what I was thinking... Only with dudes. :)
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    I like my men like I like my coffee: hot, dark, and strong enough to keep me up all night.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    I like my men like I like my concerts--- Rockin ,making things tremble and going all night long
  • annahuebscher
    annahuebscher Posts: 114
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    I like my women like I like my whey shakes; thick, sloppy and full of protein.

    That would work the other way around too (and IMO much better) ;)

    I like my men like my whey shakes, thick, sloppy and full of protein although I would substitute "sloppy" with "in my mouth" :devil:

    Perfect!
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    I like my men like I like my shoes, in pairs of two :laugh:

    ^^awe look it's my old account. How cute.
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
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    I like my women like I like my coffee - in my lap.

    (+10 to anyone who gets this reference without looking it up)
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    i like my women like i like my garden hose. cheap and kinky.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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