Eliminating crabs

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  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
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    I am seriously hoping you have the tendency to spell carbs crabs.....
    I'm not. Thread has EPIC written all over it.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    is going no crab something you can do for the rest of your life? This site is for making lifestyle changes, not for doing some fad no crab diet that will only lead to binges.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I lived in a house in Oakland when I was younger. The neighbor was a very old woman who had a 50-or-so year old living in the little garden shed in the back yard. His name was Willy and he would come and drink tall cans of malt liquor with us and the prostitutes he would bring back to his shed and tell us stories. One day, without provocation, he started a story with "Now lemme tell yall about the FIRST time I got crabs"...

    I loved Neighbor Willy, he was awesome.

    Now I love him,. too.
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
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    So what I can take away from all your advice is Willy is a good guy really and crabs are OK if kept under control as part of a lifestyle change.

    You guys are the best x
  • groomchick
    groomchick Posts: 610 Member
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    Bmp cuz this is just too funny!
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
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    Love it! X
  • Jaidee1979
    Jaidee1979 Posts: 83 Member
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    I want to laugh and puke at the same time.

    :laugh: :sick:
  • Emv79
    Emv79 Posts: 245 Member
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    I can't stop laughing...this thread is hilarious. Thanks for making my day OP!
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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    So what I can take away from all your advice is Willy is a good guy really and crabs are OK if kept under control as part of a lifestyle change.

    I'm picturing this person running on a treadmill being chased by giant king crabs. I guess if that's your motivation to work out harder then go for it. Make it a lifestyle.
  • Motivation
    Motivation Posts: 64 Member
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    Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom

    Just sayin

    I heard there is a shampoo for that
  • hallie_b
    hallie_b Posts: 181
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    Once I got lost in Nowhere, PA so, I stopped at a truck stop to get directions and pee. The lady at the register gave me the key to this creepy bathrrom and when I opened the door there was a nice little sign over the potty that read:

    "Don't bother to squat, just take a seat, 'cause the crabs in here can jump 6 feet"
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
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    Sure fire remedy is : shave your pubes first, then watch and wait.....when they run across the pubes you stab the little *kitten* with an ice pick...takes time and patience..you may need a helper for the stalk..

    LMAO!!!! Good luck with that!!!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    If you just shave off what you don't need, they usually go away.

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