Zombie Apocalypse has begun!!!!!

giselle9938

I have a friend who has been preparing for this day her whole life! I must quickly drive to her house and lock myself in the attic! Please don't let them eat me... they'd be feasting for days! Wait... on second thought... just point out my trouble spots and let them chew that off, then rescue me!:laugh: The zombies I mean, not the freaks on drugs. If I'm going to get eaten, I want real zombies!

LOL this made me laugh. I'd have to give them a few bites of my stomach and maybe my hips then I'd try to outrun them. I just hope they are slow and not super fast!

Well Lets hope they're not like the Walking Dead Zombies because those are slow when they are alone but when there is a lot of them together they always gets faster and catch their victims! lol

ILoveJesus72

I have a friend who has been preparing for this day her whole life! I must quickly drive to her house and lock myself in the attic! Please don't let them eat me... they'd be feasting for days! Wait... on second thought... just point out my trouble spots and let them chew that off, then rescue me!:laugh: The zombies I mean, not the freaks on drugs. If I'm going to get eaten, I want real zombies!

LOL this made me laugh. I'd have to give them a few bites of my stomach and maybe my hips then I'd try to outrun them. I just hope they are slow and not super fast!

The movies are quite confusing on this topic. In the original Night of the Living Dead, they were all really slow and seemed to be dragging a limb. However, in some of the newer movies they are walking on the ceiling. If they are like that, I'm screwed. lol

I KNOW! If the Zombies are anything like those in Resident Evil - I'm toast! However if they are like those in Walking Dead then I think I could run fast enough.....maybe! LOL Perhaps secretly my weight loss is all about outrunning a zombie or a bear....I need to think on this:frown:

Mr_Cape219

My bucketlist just got alot shorter and the time to do it even more so...

quixoticmantis

WHOA!!

I want to hear a follow up on this story. AUTOPSY, ANYONE?! Hmmmm?!!!

ISOLATE THE VIRUS.

YassSpartan

LOL I live in Miami, and I'm surprised on this one. Memorial Weekend is always "memorable" in Miami for attacks, fights and deaths from both, criminal thugs and law enforcement thugs. Which is why those smart enough stay away from the beach during those days.

During the 14 years I've been living here, and with all the crazy *kitten* that Miami has to offer, this is the first time I see something like this happening. But now I gotta admit, I'm getting worried about living in Florida. First a woman claiming to be a vampire bites an old man outside Hooters here in Florida, now this guy who didn't have the chance to explain if he was a vampire or a zombie does the same thing. What's next?

The article about the woman who attacked the man.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44452472/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/vampire-arrested-after-she-bit-wheelchair-bound-man-police-say/

spearfox

Rule #1 CARDIO

BondBomb

Rule #1 CARDIO

Rule #2...Double Tap. Clearly the officer didnt use Zombieland as a training video.
I however, am fully prepared. I have food, water, generators and guns. We can hold up here for a couple of months.

'LSD' my *kitten*. There have been 4 similar reports. LSD wouldn't have the same effect on all of them.

Anyone read World War Z? This is how it started. 'Rumors and isolated weird stories and reports'. A few weeks ago a plane was quarantined here in Chicago for suspected monkey pox. They claim it was actually bed bug bites. Suuuuuure!

MyFeistyEvolution

Blech...gross!

jayayach

This thread has officially given me my giggle for the day. After wanting to throw up, of course!

Cait_Sidhe

Um... LSD doesn't do that to you...

Mr_Cape219

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ComicBookGeekGirl

This is what I've been training for... *gets weapons ready*

Seriously though, that's a crazy story! I hope the victim recovers both medically and mentally...*shudders*

Are you kidding? He's next as a zombie!! lol

ZombieChaser

This is what I've been training for... *gets weapons ready*

Seriously though, that's a crazy story! I hope the victim recovers both medically and mentally...*shudders*

Are you kidding? He's next as a zombie!! lol

Also true... unless we develop a cure in time!

ZombieChaser

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Sweet mother of..... .wow!

Mr_Cape219

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Sweet mother of..... .wow!

Son of Wow wants to know what you want with his mom..

ZombieChaser

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Sweet mother of..... .wow!

Son of Wow wants to know what you want with his mom..

:laugh: I don't normally kiss and tell...

Mr_Cape219

http://i.imgur.com/KKokC.jpg

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Sweet mother of..... .wow!

Son of Wow wants to know what you want with his mom..

:laugh: I don't normally kiss and tell...

Son of Wow is displeased with the lack of action he recieves. He tells me he wants in on that. Shall I make an appointment for him?

[Ninja edit: Clarification-I am not son of wow. Nor would I want in on anything involving someone else and my mother.]

ZombieChaser

http://i.imgur.com/KKokC.jpg

WARNING: this is a NSFL [Not Safe For Life] image of the victim. It takes up most of the page upon clicking it and it is a very disturbing and graphic picture. Please be cautious of those around you when opening it, for it may be damaging to their eye sockets too. Thank you for reading!

Sweet mother of..... .wow!

Son of Wow wants to know what you want with his mom..

:laugh: I don't normally kiss and tell...

Son of Wow is displeased with the lack of action he recieves. He tells me he wants in on that. Shall I make an appointment for him?

[Ninja edit: Clarification-I am not son of wow. Nor would I want in on anything involving someone else and my mother.]

^^ thanks for clarifying that...b/c...ya never know!

Yes, please book in Son of Wow accordingly

grumpytroll

How many calories in face?? < goes off to check MFP food database >

Mr_Cape219

How many calories in face?? < goes off to check MFP food database >

haha no way! A couple of friends on my news feed were discussing this!

I think the consensus was that there are more calories in the cheeks and lips than anywhere else. The nose doesnt count because there is no meat in there, and lips are perfect for dessert. They eyes are the most nutritious, but not many people like to eat the eyes. All in all, the face will have probably about 200-300 calories per serving. Depending on the kind of person.