Hypothetical situation

CountryBoy65
CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Say the following scenario happens to you.....

You have been married for less than 18 months. Your spouse has started going out with friends a good bit.....you are not invited....girls night...what have you. One Saturday night, she is out with friends. Two oclock in the morning...no word from her...so you get worried and go look for her. Passing some family property...you see brake lights in the back of the soybean field...and knowing that no one should be there, you pull in to check. You are armed and on your own property, where you have a right to be. You pull up on the vehicle...and see your spouse and a a member of the opposite sex in the back seat, obvoiously at least partially un dressed. It is obvioulsy not kidnapping...both participants are willingly engaged.

What do you do?
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Contact a lawyer.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Say the following scenario happens to you.....

    You have been married for less than 18 months. Your spouse has started going out with friends a good bit.....you are not invited....girls night...what have you. One Saturday night, she is out with friends. Two oclock in the morning...no word from her...so you get worried and go look for her. Passing some family property...you see brake lights in the back of the soybean field...and knowing that no one should be there, you pull in to check. You are armed and on your own property, where you have a right to be. You pull up on the vehicle...and see your spouse and a a member of the opposite sex in the back seat, obvoiously at least partially un dressed. It is obvioulsy not kidnapping...both participants are willingly engaged.

    What do you do?

    Oh that is just awful!!!


    Overproduction of soybean fields have robbed the American farmer of valuable crop space.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Draft divorce papers with a lawyer.
  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
    good god honey, i hope this was not you for sure! I agree with shannon, if you have only been married that long hang it up!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Annulment.

    ...and now I know why I don't like soy beans.
  • SpydrMnky27
    SpydrMnky27 Posts: 381 Member
    Don't shoot.
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    Change the locks and call a lawyer

    Take pics for proof too. If you can prove adultery you can easily get more stuff out of the divorce
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Annulment.

    ...and now I know why I don't like soy beans.

    But Edamame is just so ** good!!!!!

    ** edited by MFP moderator**
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Ask why I wasn't invited.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    iPhone. ASAP
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    leave, me + anger + gun + target = jail time , confront the woman later about it / break her emotionally.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Get the brakes checked out ASAP! How the heck are the brake lights on when they are in the back seat?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Divorce.
  • Susabelle64
    Susabelle64 Posts: 207 Member
    Wow! I agree, dont shoot! I would contact an attorney.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    Slap the B**CH
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Ask why I wasn't invited.

    For the win.
  • CoachMaritova
    CoachMaritova Posts: 409 Member
    Annulment.

    ...and now I know why I don't like soy beans.

    But Edamame is just so fuckin good!!!!!

    I love edamame!!
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
    Agree with the others.. cut your loses and move on. Life is too short to be around people that don't treat you the way you deserve.
  • daffodilsoup
    daffodilsoup Posts: 1,972 Member
    Lawyer up.
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    Get the brakes checked out ASAP! How the heck are the brake lights on when they are in the back seat?

    I was thinking the exact same thing!!!! :laugh:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    leave, me + anger + gun + target = jail time , confront the woman later about it / break her emotionally.

    You can break a woman emotionally just by saying "Honey you're beautiful but those jeans look a little snug on you."
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I told you I was sorry...
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Get the brakes checked out ASAP! How the heck are the brake lights on when they are in the back seat?

    tail lights.....my bad.
  • Susabelle64
    Susabelle64 Posts: 207 Member
    Personally I might have taken a pic with the camera phone and sent to their Momma and my attorney.
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    pitch her a tent in the field
  • janalayn
    janalayn Posts: 510 Member
    Shoot out the tires ... leave while they are getting dressed before she realizes it is you ... go home and change the locks ... file for divorce
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
    Firstly...full check up at the doc's for diseases.
    If this is what happened to you, you have my sympathy.
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
    I'd at least give them a warning shot.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    I told you I was sorry...

    Why do I always forgive you princess? :heart:

    Oh, yeah.....the hookers and blow. And you swallow....
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I told you I was sorry...

    Why do I always forgive you princess? :heart:

    Oh, yeah.....the hookers and blow. And you swallow....

    Eek!:noway:
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