How do you love yourself?

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  • Suzieqt81
    Suzieqt81 Posts: 96 Member
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    I usually light a candle and talk sexy to myself. Works everytime!

    OMG thats great...laughed so hard...hows that working for ya?
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Alone or with a friend. :flowerforyou:

    Feeling lonely?
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
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    detachable showerhead it loves me very well and very hard

    ^^ This! ^^
  • jdploki70
    jdploki70 Posts: 343
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    Usually behind a locked door...
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
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    I start by getting myself drunk...

    :bigsmile:
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Alone or with a friend. :flowerforyou:

    Feeling lonely?

    Was that an offer, wifey? :)
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
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    Well there's this thing, it's called a bullet, and it moves really fast, it kinda hums, and I put it you know, down there, and it really does all the work.

    best freaking thing ever!!!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Well there's this thing, it's called a bullet, and it moves really fast, it kinda hums, and I put it you know, down there, and it really does all the work.

    best freaking thing ever!!!


    Agreed
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    Alone or with a friend. :flowerforyou:

    Feeling lonely?

    Was that an offer, wifey? :)

    looked like an offer to me. lol
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    I turn the lights down low and make promises I don’t intend to keep.
  • NiSan12
    NiSan12 Posts: 374 Member
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    Nevermind.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Alone or with a friend. :flowerforyou:

    Feeling lonely?

    Was that an offer, wifey? :)

    I'll bring the wine, you get the candles..or are we doing leather and feathers this round?
  • NiSan12
    NiSan12 Posts: 374 Member
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    detachable showerhead it loves me very well and very hard
    I was told by a friend that that works, never would have thought of that.
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,253 Member
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    With a big smile....:bigsmile:
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    5-6 or 7 times a week YO!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    5-6 or 7 times a week YO!

    that's dedication
  • steve3146
    steve3146 Posts: 26
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    while looking at pictures of women on MFP
  • MissyMissy18
    MissyMissy18 Posts: 315 Member
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    Thank you to those of you who posted sincerely! To the rest, thank you for the humour, and my beet red face :embarassed: lol
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    5-6 or 7 times a week YO!

    that's dedication

    I really really love myself.
    :love: :laugh: :tongue:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Thank you to those of you who posted sincerely! To the rest, thank you for the humour, and my beet red face :embarassed: lol

    But...we ARE sincere! :flowerforyou:

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