Which Celebrity Would You Give Your Xtra Weight To?

WhitneyAnnabelle

Angelina Jolie...because everyone says I look like her. So, she deserves it. For other reasons, too.

Edit: Although this picture doesn't really illustrate it.

leserpent

If you find someone too thin, they "need" to gain MUSCLE not FAT, as some of you are implying. Educate yourself, jeez.

In any case, voicing your opinions about someone's weight is very low class. Keep it to yourself. It's none of your business.

tiffygrl12

Justin Beiber

lol me too

GiaFox

Kiera Knightly. Love her but she could use a little more weight.

What's your problem with her? She is gorgeous and perfect the way she is. She has a ballerina body, and it makes her look very classy and elegant. If she gained weight, she'd lose that swan-like charm.

GiaFox

OF COURSE THOSE WOMEN ARE MAD!!! You are maliciously attacking ther idols! The Olson twins, Lindsey Lohan.... They're the picture of self deprivation! (unless we're talking about coke and Adderall) They are goddess among women! How dare you even joke about something (completely unrealistic) like giving your fat to them! (I hope this goes without saying... but read with HEAVY sarcasm).

Honey, you're missing the point. They aren't defending THEIR IDOLS. They are pissed about the fact that you girls allow yourselves to joke at thin people's expense, be they celebrities or not. If they made a similar thread, but the other way round, it would get locked immediately, and all of you plump ladies would jump up in arms outraged about it. So, you are a bit too judgemental and a bit too sarcastic!

ThaRealNicki

I AM THE OP. I want to squash this beef between the fatties and the skinnies.

When I originally posted this, I wasn't intending this to be a "THIN-BASHING" thread, as all the thinner women on this thread have assumed it to be. I'm not here to say anyone should be one size or another. It was in fact meant to bash ANNOYING, OBNOXIOUS celebrities-- Kim Kardashian for example (who is insanely gorgeous and incidentally NOT THIN!). Someone else posted Oprah- they GET IT! Some celebrities are just IRRITATING HUMAN BEINGS- and they've chosen to be in the spotlight, so their character flaws are open to ridicule. It comes with the territory. Trust me, with all their Bazillions of $$'s in the bank I have an EXTREMELY HARD TIME believing they give one care in the world what people are posting about them on a message board. Don't delude yourself into thinking they do. Sitting and defending celebs and comparing it to attacking fellow MFP members is just absurd.

I had no intention of saying that skinny celebs should gain more weight. You all have a chip on your shoulder and turned this into SOMETHING ABOUT YOU! Sorry to tell you IT"S NOT ABOUT YOU! And to say it lacks class? Clearly the joke of this post was entirely lost on people that have their panties on way too tightly.

This is why your awesome!!

GiaFox

I clicked on the thread because I thought it was a hilarious topic. Then I saw all the drama and thought WTF?? I got that the OP was just having a little fun, and it didn't occur to me from the OP that her intention was to attack skinny people. What entered my mind is what annoying celeb I would have selected back when I was at my heavy weight.

People really need to lighten up!

It is quite obvious that this thread implies disrespect to thin people. But then I chose to overlook it, as I freaked out on some other threads enough for today.

Some of the responses to the thread do more than imply disrespect to thin people, but there is nothing in the OP implying anything about thin people.

It doesn't have to imply anything directly. Obviously, the allusion is there. Come on, don't tell me you don't see it. Otherwise, all these other ladies wouldn't have jumped up scandalized like that. Nonetheless, it did not bother me THAT much. But I can see why it bothered the other ladies. It's okay though, I am considering to make a similar thread, but the other way round. I'm curious to see what the reactions are going to be. lol

nursenikki829

I am shocked that the drama on this thread has become so serious that someone called someone else a huge *kitten*.... ROTFL. Everyone needs to take a deep breath, relax, and maybe have a cup of tea. Tempers are running too hot tonight!

OP, this is a swell thread, and I am sorry that it got hijacked.

MFPAddict

I clicked on the thread because I thought it was a hilarious topic. Then I saw all the drama and thought WTF?? I got that the OP was just having a little fun, and it didn't occur to me from the OP that her intention was to attack skinny people. What entered my mind is what annoying celeb I would have selected back when I was at my heavy weight.

People really need to lighten up!

It is quite obvious that this thread implies disrespect to thin people. But then I chose to overlook it, as I freaked out on some other threads enough for today.

Some of the responses to the thread do more than imply disrespect to thin people, but there is nothing in the OP implying anything about thin people.

It doesn't have to imply anything directly. Obviously, the allusion is there. Come on, don't tell me you don't see it. Otherwise, all these other ladies wouldn't have jumped up scandalized like that. Nonetheless, it did not bother me THAT much. But I can see why it bothered the other ladies. It's okay though, I am considering to make a similar thread, but the other way round. I'm curious to see what the reactions are going to be. lol

I read the post over again and it had an anti-celebrity vibe, not an anti THIN celebrity vibe. It is not the OP's fault that responses that followed were of that nature.

MFPAddict

I am shocked that the drama on this thread has become so serious that someone called someone else a huge *kitten*.... ROTFL. Everyone needs to take a deep breath, relax, and maybe have a cup of tea. Tempers are running too hot tonight!

OP, this is a swell thread, and I am sorry that it got hijacked.

I agree

nickyfm

Brittany Binger - she's some Playboy bimbo who used to sit on her butt on Kendra's E! tv show while everyone else did a workout, saying "I don't exercise. I can eat whatever I want and stay thin".

Would love to see her face waking up a couple of pounds heavier, and needing to watch what she ate hahaha

TheFunBun

Yeah, I was thinking annoying celebrities, not "lets body bash".
Y'all done gone crazy.


PERSONALLY, I'm giving 20 lbs to Simon Cowell, even though he's really sexy. I'm just giving it to him because he doesn't want me. Yeah, I'm spite-fatting these celebrities. AND WHAT?
I'm giving 20 to Piers Morgan for being a jerk all the time.
10 lbs to Octomom and 10 lbs to that Kate reality show lady with the two many kids, too.
2 lbs to Gerard Butler's penis, but only if he shows it to me.

Keeping 8 lbs in semi-liquid form to throw at Justin Bieber for confusing me with the somehow sexy song, "Boyfriend".

nickyfm

Keeping 8 lbs in semi-liquid form to throw at Justin Bieber for confusing me with the somehow sexy song, "Boyfriend".

YES!
And the worst is that one of the teachers at my dance studio choreographed, and filmed the most amazing routine that went alongside it, so now I'm double confused!!

kmuree

EVERY member of One Direction.

People need to lighten up.

TheFunBun

YES!
And the worst is that one of the teachers at my dance studio choreographed, and filmed the most amazing routine that went alongside it, so now I'm double confused!!

YES. Steven Retchless of Body and Pole did one too. Now I can't look at the Biebs the same. My life as I knew it is over. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DngwSu1i_bs