Wrapping my waist in bacon, does it work?

Captain_Tightpants
Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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I need to gain a few lbs, I've been told that if I wrap my waist in bacon, the fat will leach through and help me to gain faster. Does this work? It sounds too good to be true.
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  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    If not you can just nom the bacon, win win!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Only if you wrap saran wrap AROUND the bacon.
  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
    I think it works but make sure you find some of the really fatty ones otherwise the results will not be as good. You might want to rub butter to your belly first to speed up the process.
  • Doing_The_Unstruck
    Doing_The_Unstruck Posts: 241 Member
    It only works if you listen to lady gaga while doing so.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    can i play?

    i heard BACON!
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Please tell me more :wink:
  • SmudgerSmithRhino
    SmudgerSmithRhino Posts: 96
    I think you need to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time.
  • jl622
    jl622 Posts: 104 Member
    Yummm....:laugh:
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    Just make sure it's not peameal bacon. It will chafe.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I think it would have the opposite effects as you would have to outrun the hungry dogs (and people) that live and work around you and want nommy bacon!
  • DebraAukett
    DebraAukett Posts: 128 Member
    Oh yes for sure and without a doubt! And when you're done with it you can eat it
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    Well, I think that's a HUGE waste of bacon. But, I've heard the same technique works with Crisco shortening. And because it's more meltable, the fat transfer happens even faster!
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    Please tell me more :wink:

    come over here, i have bacon.
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    The problem is you need a high temp to make the fat leave the bacon. I recommend a hair dryer or spacious oven.
  • myfitnessnmhoy
    myfitnessnmhoy Posts: 2,105 Member
    It'll work fine if by "wrap" you mean "eat" and by "around" you mean "on the inside".
  • lorihalsted
    lorihalsted Posts: 326 Member
    Bring on the bacon!!!!!
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    Classic.

    I'm still choking over the saran wrap one... :noway:

    Everything is better with bacon!
  • mello
    mello Posts: 817 Member
    Only while munching on celery, making use of the "negative calories" :bigsmile:
  • WaterBunnie
    WaterBunnie Posts: 1,371 Member
    Buy the thinly sliced Italian stuff and have it fused on like a skin graft?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    you will attract a lot of attention from animals and hungry people....so in a social aspect, yes, it will work \m/
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    You have unlocked a new achievement: EDIBLE BRACELET
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    I saw bacon....that's all I love bacon :)
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Please tell me more :wink:

    come over here, i have bacon.

    You had me at "I have bacon"
  • mayerel
    mayerel Posts: 254 Member
    But it has to be real bacon, not turkey bacon!!!
  • sel254
    sel254 Posts: 273 Member
    I think it works better if you fry them in LOADS of oil first (and then obviously wait for it all to cool down!) Just for an added "oomph" you could try tying them to sausages as well to make a bacon and sausage belt. Double the fat :)
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    It has to be turkey bacon. Otherwise, you could die!
  • Skinny_Jeans_Soon
    Skinny_Jeans_Soon Posts: 326 Member
    I 'heart" bacon.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Wrap your waist in bacon then a heating blanket, once it's cooked you can eat it!!
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
    I don't know about wieght gain, but...it increases the likelihood that you will be eaten by a Rottweiler.
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    Did someone say Bacon? :bigsmile:

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