Wrapping my waist in bacon, does it work?
Captain_Tightpants
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I need to gain a few lbs, I've been told that if I wrap my waist in bacon, the fat will leach through and help me to gain faster. Does this work? It sounds too good to be true.
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If not you can just nom the bacon, win win!0
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Only if you wrap saran wrap AROUND the bacon.0
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I think it works but make sure you find some of the really fatty ones otherwise the results will not be as good. You might want to rub butter to your belly first to speed up the process.0
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It only works if you listen to lady gaga while doing so.0
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can i play?
i heard BACON!0 -
Please tell me more0
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I think you need to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time.0
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Yummm....:laugh:0
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Just make sure it's not peameal bacon. It will chafe.0
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I think it would have the opposite effects as you would have to outrun the hungry dogs (and people) that live and work around you and want nommy bacon!0
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Oh yes for sure and without a doubt! And when you're done with it you can eat it0
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Well, I think that's a HUGE waste of bacon. But, I've heard the same technique works with Crisco shortening. And because it's more meltable, the fat transfer happens even faster!0
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Please tell me more
come over here, i have bacon.0 -
The problem is you need a high temp to make the fat leave the bacon. I recommend a hair dryer or spacious oven.0
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It'll work fine if by "wrap" you mean "eat" and by "around" you mean "on the inside".0
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Bring on the bacon!!!!!0
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Classic.
I'm still choking over the saran wrap one... :noway:
Everything is better with bacon!0 -
Only while munching on celery, making use of the "negative calories" :bigsmile:0
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Buy the thinly sliced Italian stuff and have it fused on like a skin graft?0
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you will attract a lot of attention from animals and hungry people....so in a social aspect, yes, it will work \m/0
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You have unlocked a new achievement: EDIBLE BRACELET0
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I saw bacon....that's all I love bacon0
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Please tell me more
come over here, i have bacon.
You had me at "I have bacon"0 -
But it has to be real bacon, not turkey bacon!!!0
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I think it works better if you fry them in LOADS of oil first (and then obviously wait for it all to cool down!) Just for an added "oomph" you could try tying them to sausages as well to make a bacon and sausage belt. Double the fat0
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It has to be turkey bacon. Otherwise, you could die!0
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I 'heart" bacon.0
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Wrap your waist in bacon then a heating blanket, once it's cooked you can eat it!!0
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I don't know about wieght gain, but...it increases the likelihood that you will be eaten by a Rottweiler.0
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Did someone say Bacon? :bigsmile:0
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