Wrapping my waist in bacon, does it work?

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  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
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    You have unlocked a new achievement: EDIBLE BRACELET
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
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    I saw bacon....that's all I love bacon :)
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Please tell me more :wink:

    come over here, i have bacon.

    You had me at "I have bacon"
  • mayerel
    mayerel Posts: 254 Member
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    But it has to be real bacon, not turkey bacon!!!
  • sel254
    sel254 Posts: 273 Member
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    I think it works better if you fry them in LOADS of oil first (and then obviously wait for it all to cool down!) Just for an added "oomph" you could try tying them to sausages as well to make a bacon and sausage belt. Double the fat :)
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 756 Member
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    It has to be turkey bacon. Otherwise, you could die!
  • Skinny_Jeans_Soon
    Skinny_Jeans_Soon Posts: 326 Member
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    I 'heart" bacon.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Wrap your waist in bacon then a heating blanket, once it's cooked you can eat it!!
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
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    I don't know about wieght gain, but...it increases the likelihood that you will be eaten by a Rottweiler.
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
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    Did someone say Bacon? :bigsmile:
  • alp1990
    alp1990 Posts: 56
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    LOL
  • Darlingir
    Darlingir Posts: 437
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    cooked or raw?
  • bassman92
    bassman92 Posts: 273 Member
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    If you use a pound of bacon you've only gained a pound....use a family pack of pork chops and you'll get better results.
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
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    I think it would have the opposite effects as you would have to outrun the hungry dogs (and people) that live and work around you and want nommy bacon!

    Bahaha! You got there before me! That's what I was going to say.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
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    your doing it wrong...

    you would need to cook the bacon first.

    DUH!

    Then wrap it all over your lover and THEN eat it on him/her.

    Thus making you eat her/his loss of weight. DUH!!!
  • Tori_356
    Tori_356 Posts: 510 Member
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    no you should try saran wrap
  • Sboncy2685
    Sboncy2685 Posts: 2
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    Just eat the bacon
  • Boomer1946
    Boomer1946 Posts: 124
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    As an alternative you can use sausage from time to time. Place it on your forehead and wrap duct tape around your head. Note, be sure that it is tightly wrapped. Typically you will gain about 1 pound per hour. To speed the process wrap the duct tape tighter.
  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
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    You have to walk backwards for it to work

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