Wrapping my waist in bacon, does it work?

alp1990

LOL

Darlingir

cooked or raw?

bassman92

If you use a pound of bacon you've only gained a pound....use a family pack of pork chops and you'll get better results.

jcjsjones

I think it would have the opposite effects as you would have to outrun the hungry dogs (and people) that live and work around you and want nommy bacon!

Bahaha! You got there before me! That's what I was going to say.

neverstray

guamSUPERgirl90

your doing it wrong...

you would need to cook the bacon first.

DUH!

Then wrap it all over your lover and THEN eat it on him/her.

Thus making you eat her/his loss of weight. DUH!!!

Tori_356

no you should try saran wrap

Sboncy2685

Just eat the bacon

Boomer1946

As an alternative you can use sausage from time to time. Place it on your forehead and wrap duct tape around your head. Note, be sure that it is tightly wrapped. Typically you will gain about 1 pound per hour. To speed the process wrap the duct tape tighter.

whitetiger011680

You have to walk backwards for it to work

galegetsthin

That is what I did to gain weight several years ago. It worked too well, now I am resorting to working out looking like a baked potato in my saran wrap body suit......

AJ_Pete

I heard it does, indeed, work! But there's some details you're missing. You have to also eat a 3 lbs burger and a pint of Ben & Jerry's 'Phish Food' while wearing said bacon AND have Sarah Maclachlan playing in the background. It's full-proof. Don't forget the Sarah Maclachlan music. It's 73% of the process.

LindaCWy

1. Lotion from head to toe (or you could use bacon grease)
2. Wrap self in saran wrap (again head to toe)
3. Consume bacon.

Repeat until you are rounder and softer.

elenathegreat

That is what I did to gain weight several years ago. It worked too well, now I am resorting to working out looking like a baked potato in my saran wrap body suit......

Maybe climb into a giant baked potato drowning in sour cream and butter, with bacon bits...

BigDaddyBRC

Only for zombie attraction

BigDaddyBRC

your doing it wrong...

you would need to cook the bacon first.

DUH!

Then wrap it all over your lover and THEN eat it on him/her.

Thus making you eat her/his loss of weight. DUH!!!

All I read is eat her

galegetsthin

That is what I did to gain weight several years ago. It worked too well, now I am resorting to working out looking like a baked potato in my saran wrap body suit......

Maybe climb into a giant baked potato drowning in sour cream and butter, with bacon bits...

All YOU did was make me *drool*!!!

TubbsMcGee

Only if you also have a piece of buttered WHITE bread (not multigrain or brown) under each arm.

ArroganceInStep

I need to gain a few lbs, I've been told that if I wrap my waist in bacon, the fat will leach through and help me to gain faster. Does this work? It sounds too good to be true.

I'd hit that

zombiefarmboy

If not you can just nom the bacon, win win!

Again, WIN!

guamSUPERgirl90

your doing it wrong...

you would need to cook the bacon first.

DUH!

Then wrap it all over your lover and THEN eat it on him/her.

Thus making you eat her/his loss of weight. DUH!!!

All I read is eat her

Haha, I see someone's tried this already

I like to use chocolate syrup. Not bacon.

Pollywog39

yuliyax

haha looks like mfp people are turning into bacon zombies.

callmeBAM

If there are dogs around, you may be encouraged to run, thus burning fat. Be sure you are in a basement, with a recliner, watching a Dr. Who marathon.

zombiefarmboy

haha looks like mfp people are turning into bacon zombies.

Only if you're eating the pig while it's still squealing.

rextcat

mmmmm bacon mmmmm

vendygirl

You must first apply Nutella to your waist and then attach the bacon. It will help adhere the bacon to the waist. But first cook the bacon so that way you can nibble as the day goes on.

kelseyhere

I'm thinking this could be a really good way to get dates. I mean, who doesn't like the smell of bacon?!