I got 99 problems

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  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    this is dumb... just so everyone knows :indifferent:

    <buzzer noise> Denied!
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    Cuz Im a 38 D :wink:

    I can beat that - 36E here :bigsmile: although the puppies are shrinking :grumble:


    Bahaha! Mine have already Shrunk. Used to be 44 DDD :(



    Umm...I'm a 38L and willing to donate. :wink:
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    82cef71bd649ef4d07adbb6fc860d7fd
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Because my profile pic is of a lovely necklace.....yes...that's sounds good..necklace..hehe
  • Jennicia
    Jennicia Posts: 479 Member
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    Might I suggest an audition process?

    We need to actually EXPERIENCE how awesome they are if we're going to be seeing their replies on our walls, too!

    We don't want some random schmo who isn't going to contribute to the daily degradation.

    Or, you can just pick the bacon guy....

    I'm with Mel on this one! :wink:
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 588 Member
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    this is dumb... just so everyone knows :indifferent:

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  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Or, you can just pick the bacon guy....

    Bacon guy, you're getting a lot of love.
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
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    Why I should be #100.

    I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin?

    Sarcastic is my middle name..if I had a middle name. Which I don't. Had it legally changed at 21. Don't ask.

    I am Canadian. The greatest hockey player ever was Wayne Gretzky and he wore #99. Coincidence? I don't think so.

    Everyone wants to know someone in Canada, because we are all so polite. It will also give you someone to pick on.
  • robinhardysmall
    robinhardysmall Posts: 246 Member
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    Because I am wonderful~ nuff' said!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Why I should be #100.

    I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin?

    You ALMOST had me at 100th virgin, but then bam! You have a penis.

    I DO like Canadians, though.
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
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    You could add me as a token brother...but I just checked...you already have one...

    nevamind
  • Absidey
    Absidey Posts: 116 Member
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    I'm sarcastic. Every third sentence is a sexual innuendo. I drink and I like big cigars.

    o.O

    I think the boob size applicants are barking up the wrong tree.
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
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    Why I should be #100.

    I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin?

    You ALMOST had me at 100th virgin, but then bam! You have a penis.

    I DO like Canadians, though.

    This close....
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
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    Ill bring you sandwiches and beer
  • hdsqrl
    hdsqrl Posts: 420 Member
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    Your profile says you drink and like cigars. I play a serving wench at our local RenFest for the 21+ Royal Cigar Society Smoker special event, at which I can serve up drinks and cigars as what amounts to being a medieval Hooters girl. (34H, for the record.) Check out Penny Layne on FB as proof. ;)

    Plus, also, I'm diligent about logging in each day and encouraging others, so I'm nice, too. :flowerforyou:

    Editing to add: And also, I'm working on my second Master's degree, lest anyone think I'm all flirt and no brains. ;)
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    Ohh, nice try random friend request girl! You almost got me and you didn't even reply. Tricksy!

    Did you NOT expect that to happen?
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Why I should be #100.

    I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin?

    Sarcastic is my middle name..if I had a middle name. Which I don't. Had it legally changed at 21. Don't ask.

    I am Canadian. The greatest hockey player ever was Wayne Gretzky and he wore #99. Coincidence? I don't think so.

    Everyone wants to know someone in Canada, because we are all so polite. It will also give you someone to pick on.

    eh?
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    Why I should be #100.

    I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin?

    You ALMOST had me at 100th virgin, but then bam! You have a penis.

    I DO like Canadians, though.

    This close....

    This conversation is funny...carry on
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 431 Member
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    I really just want a cheeseburger.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Ill bring you sandwiches and beer

    What about beer and sandwiches?

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