I got 99 problems

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  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Ill bring you sandwiches and beer

    What about beer and sandwiches?

    fussy little *kitten*, aren't you?
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    And the answer to them all is 42
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    ...I'm cool because my mom says so.
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    Ill bring you sandwiches and beer

    What about beer and sandwiches?

    fussy little *kitten*, aren't you?

    you might have a winner here . . . she's got you pegged
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Ill bring you sandwiches and beer

    What about beer and sandwiches?

    You should probably eat first, else we may be seeing the sandwiches again, which would not be pretty.
  • MeliciousGibson
    MeliciousGibson Posts: 248 Member
    Your profile says you drink and like cigars. I play a serving wench at our local RenFest for the 21+ Royal Cigar Society Smoker special event, at which I can serve up drinks and cigars as what amounts to being a medieval Hooters girl. (34H, for the record.) Check out Penny Layne on FB as proof. ;)

    Plus, also, I'm diligent about logging in each day and encouraging others, so I'm nice, too. :flowerforyou:

    Editing to add: And also, I'm working on my second Master's degree, lest anyone think I'm all flirt and no brains. ;)

    My vote is for this one so far....

    Methinks we need a taste of her flirtatiousness and no brains, though. Just to be sure...

    (I, too, used to work at the Renaissance Festival - but I got better....)
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    ...and they all b-itches.

    I thought this was the kid cudi song topic. *leaves*
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    My last name is Fox..who can beat that?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    ...and they all b-itches.

    I thought this was the kid cudi song topic. *leaves*

    Nope. Jay-Z version. kthxbai.
  • squishycow7
    squishycow7 Posts: 820 Member
    I should be your friend because my screen name is awesome!
  • MLgarcia3
    MLgarcia3 Posts: 503
    I rock socks and my mom boobs look like rocks IN socks.
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    my mom boobs look like rocks IN socks.

    I'm not sure what that means but you're welcome to show me.
  • fontinathefox
    fontinathefox Posts: 124 Member
    Why I should be #100.

    I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin?

    Sarcastic is my middle name..if I had a middle name. Which I don't. Had it legally changed at 21. Don't ask.

    I am Canadian. The greatest hockey player ever was Wayne Gretzky and he wore #99. Coincidence? I don't think so.

    Everyone wants to know someone in Canada, because we are all so polite. It will also give you someone to pick on.

    I vote this one. Humble yet cocky. And Canadian. Although I don't know what that means in practical terms.
  • ANeWcRe8N
    ANeWcRe8N Posts: 1,180 Member
    because I need some entertainment :tongue:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!

    Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :)
  • fontinathefox
    fontinathefox Posts: 124 Member
    Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!

    This one...not so much.
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    -I've eaten coconuts from trees in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
    -Crispin Glover has one of my paintings in his house.
    -I've sold books to Shaquille O'Neal and Muhammad Ali
    -I'm an expert shot on the M9 and M16/M4 and since the zombie apocalypse has started this may be beneficial.


    However, I'm pretty boring so I may be out of the running because of this.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!

    Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :)

    Show me your crazy and I'll show you mine.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    I Am Canadian
    Hey...
    I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader,
    and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled,
    and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
    although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
    I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
    I speak English and French, NOT American.
    and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
    I can proudly sew my nation's flag on my backpack.
    I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing,
    diversity, NOT assimilation,
    and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
    A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
    and it is pronounced 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
    Canada is the second largest land mass,
    the first nation of hockey,
    and the best part of North America!
    MY NAME IS JEWEL!!
    AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!

    Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :)

    Show me your crazy and I'll show you mine.

    Hmm. Just google tubgirl. But please, guys and gals, let's not make the thread about that.
  • fontinathefox
    fontinathefox Posts: 124 Member
    Instead of all this "Because I'm Canadian" malarkey, let me counter with this...


    Because I'm Swedish.


    Now put that up your mum and smoke her.
  • dawnstrassburg
    dawnstrassburg Posts: 46
    well if we are hoing with bob size i started at a 40 now one side is a 34C and the other is a 34D...i dont know if that makes me abnormal or awesome but its virtually impossible to go bra shopping without looking like a freak, it makes me laugh
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!

    Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :)

    Show me your crazy and I'll show you mine.


    Hmm. Just google tubgirl. But please, guys and gals, let's not make the thread about that.

    Mum?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Mum?

    Wait, what? That's your mum? Or mum's the word?
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!

    Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :)

    Show me your crazy and I'll show you mine.


    Hmm. Just google tubgirl. But please, guys and gals, let's not make the thread about that.

    Mum?

    <~~ And now I've been distracted by bacon.
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!!

    This one...not so much.

    WOW... is it cut other people down day? I wasn't aware...thanks!!!!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    WOW... is it cut other people down day? I wasn't aware...thanks!!!!

    Haha, it's a ruthless competition.
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    Ive gone around with a lightbulb in my hair, never smoked a cigarette in my life, crashed into another golf cart full speed while driving one myself, and tripped over my toe while walking.
  • fontinathefox
    fontinathefox Posts: 124 Member
    Ive...tripped over my toe while walking.

    My sister once fell asleep whilst walking, and talking to me at the same time. I was suitably impressed.
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