Best revenge ever
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Looking good is the best revenge~ Ivana Trump
love, love, love this quote!0 -
You'll feel better about yourself with that attitude!0
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i am more of a fan of exlax in their coffee , esp before a long commute to work
I would do the same!0 -
You have more patience than me. I peed into a cup and threw it on a girls windshield in the dead of winter one time. It was a double dog dare, so obviously I didn't back down. Nor do I regret it. She was a hoe.0
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Agreed. But I would rather be the thinner person! Always better to take the high road.
He's almost 5" shorter and 45 pounds heavier (last I saw him, anyway) - not pure muscle, either - I *am* the thinner person.0 -
I solve all of my grievances by dancing.
Like this?
I wish I wasn't at work so I could see that image!0 -
While I completely agree wholeheartedly with the intent behind your post - I handle it a bit differently.
I do NOTHING - but I plan all of the ways I can royally *kitten* up their lives:
Send a threatening letter to the government with their return address on it.
Call their current bf or gf anonymously and explain I'm an ex with an STD that I feel they really need to know about.
On a hot summer day squirt Vaseline onto their windshield wipers.
Put Chunky Peanut butter in their door handles.
My aunt actually did the following:
Her EXTREMELY CATHOLIC cousin was harping on her about her way of life. She donated $5 to a charity she KNEW the cousin would severely disapprove of in the cousin's name. It took her about 2 years to get off of their mailing/call list!0 -
That's cuz you are one bad mamma jamma and you know it! Don't let them ruin your day, you are way to awesome for that!0
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So no raw shrimp in their heat vents ?
What about under their car seats?0 -
The best revenge ever - If you have the patience - Is to do what we are ALL doing here on this site....Living healthier, looking better and becoming an overall better person....This will hurt them more than anything, seeing who/what you have become and moved on to a better life without them - And looking way better is ALWAYS a plus as well!! Then when they come running back - Tell them NO....Best revenge ever!!0
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LMFAOOOO0
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Agreed. But I would rather be the thinner person! Always better to take the high road.
He's almost 5" shorter and 45 pounds heavier (last I saw him, anyway) - not pure muscle, either - I *am* the thinner person.
YAY!!! You GO girl!0 -
Aside from all of the wonder success stories posted on here I would have to say this is the best post ever!!! Nothing better that being happy and living for the moment and not dwelling on negative situations. HIGH FIVE to ya!!!! Rock on and be strong!!:bigsmile:0
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I solve all of my grievances by dancing.
Like this?
I wish I wasn't at work so I could see that image!
Knife fight dance from Beat It0 -
So no urinating into a milk gallon jug, letting it sit for a few weeks then pouring into the heater vents of their car?
if 6th grade taught me anything, it's that you don't need to wait a few weeks. That was a loooong smelly year.0 -
Need this indeed today... I refuse to stoop down to thier level. Bless you girl.0
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I solve all of my grievances by dancing.
Like this?
I wish I wasn't at work so I could see that image!
Knife fight dance from Beat It
Hell yes!0 -
Just put glitter in his car! He'll never get it out!!! :laugh:0
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Well said! and its MUCH harder to let Karma b*tch slap them in the face, but you are proving to be the better example for your kiddo! :flowerforyou:0
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The best revenge ever - If you have the patience - Is to do what we are ALL doing here on this site....Living healthier, looking better and becoming an overall better person....This will hurt them more than anything, seeing who/what you have become and moved on to a better life without them - And looking way better is ALWAYS a plus as well!! Then when they come running back - Tell them NO....Best revenge ever!!
I actually got to do this. It felt so good, still does actually!0
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