Best revenge ever

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  • hallie_b
    hallie_b Posts: 181
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    I prefer to wait until they are drunk and then I teabag them. Posting it on every social site they happen to be on.
    :laugh:
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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    :heart: Karma's a b!tch.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Best revenge ever?

    REFUSING TO STOOP DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF THE PERSON WHO HURT YOU.

    Rise above, be the bigger person, and let life take care of itself.

    I whole heartily agree. Best revenge is a happy life. Karma is a wonderful, wonderfully twisted little b!tch. :flowerforyou:
  • KariQuiteContrary
    KariQuiteContrary Posts: 274 Member
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    Agreed my dear....though a revenge mob is still enticing!
  • sel254
    sel254 Posts: 273 Member
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    Now that I'm 28, I'm inclined to agree with you. However, I have to admit that when I was 23 I did get a lot of pleasure from battering my ex's car with a concrete post. I got even more satisfaction from knowing that he had to get the bus for 3 months before he could afford to get it fixed. For someone who has a morbid fear of public transport and germs, it was the perfect punishment for him.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    Agreed my dear....though a revenge mob is still enticing!

    flash mob?
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
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    Revenge is a dish best served cold

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    Quoth the quote in Kill Bill. Nice pull
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
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    Mmmm...I'm going with sugar in his gas tank.

    I dare him to call me "Sweetie" in that sarcastic-you're-an-idiot tone again... :noway:
  • kansasbelle
    kansasbelle Posts: 264 Member
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    I have discovered that the best revenge is my success. I had a boss at my old job who litterally said something so condesending am mean that another employee asked her what her problem was that day. She would litterally call me out and say I was loud and Southern during training. Very unprofessional. She would make remarks that collegeeducated people think they are better than everyone else. Mind you that I am so down to earth that my coworkers weren't aware of my education. Call out my bad hand writing and spelling errors ( i have dyslexia and worked with the developmentally disabled) If that gives you some insight. She wanted me to fail . I have a much better job and have for the past 3 months. So I didn't fail....I didn't let her bring me down and believe her evaluation of me, like I had for past year and 2 months. Makes me smile to think about how my success must piss her off. :drinker:

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  • holleysings
    holleysings Posts: 664 Member
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    My mom told me, "The best revenge is success." And she's right. Being successful despite naysayers and mean people will only spite them. All I can do is my best. The universe will take care of those who put me down and do me wrong.
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,253 Member
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    I love it....Silence with no comeback...always keep them thinking and wondering......Especially when they done something awful....Proud of you hunn!!! Sounds like a good plan for the rest of your day....YOU ROCK!
  • holleysings
    holleysings Posts: 664 Member
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    I have discovered that the best revenge is my success. I had a boss at my old job who litterally said something so condesending am mean that another employee asked her what her problem was that day. She would litterally call me out and say I was loud and Southern during training. Very unprofessional. She would make remarks that collegeeducated people think they are better than everyone else. Mind you that I am so down to earth that my coworkers weren't aware of my education. Call out my bad hand writing and spelling errors ( i have dyslexia and worked with the developmentally disabled) If that gives you some insight. She wanted me to fail . I have a much better job and have for the past 3 months. So I didn't fail....I didn't let her bring me down and believe her evaluation of me, like I had for past year and 2 months. Makes me smile to think about how my success must piss her off. :drinker:

    Hahahaha...I just said something similar! It's so true.
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
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    When someone does something awful, our knee-jerk reaction is to want to get back at them.

    We want to hurt them, preferably as much as they hurt us, if not more.

    Someone just did something pretty horrible and, I admit, my first inclination was to hunt them down and manually yank their *kitten* from their body.

    Instead, I am going to go home today, love up on my kiddo, and move forward with my life in a positive manner.

    Best revenge ever?

    REFUSING TO STOOP DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF THE PERSON WHO HURT YOU.

    Rise above, be the bigger person, and let life take care of itself.

    It took me a very very long time to allow to get to this point. A long long time. I don't wish them harm, but I don't wish them good either, I just prefer they be out of my mind and life.
  • Merrychrissmith
    Merrychrissmith Posts: 238 Member
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    I love to be happy around these people. Drives them crazy! Even when I am not particularly happy, I slap a smile on my face and it tricks my brain into being happier. People want to see you wallow in the shared unhappiness. I just am pleasant and cheerful and my day is better, while they, most likely, continue leading a life of "quiet desperation'.
  • xHelloQuincyx
    xHelloQuincyx Posts: 884 Member
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    best revenge ever. pickle jar filled with chicken breast and mayo. few months from now its gonna blow up. ive *heard* that only crime sceen cleaner can clean out the smell hahaha. either that or find the sickest porno mag ever (i recomend girls and corpses) and sucribe to it in the persons name, pay for it with non traceable way, put the address as the house next to the person you want to get back at. "hey jon.... i think i got your mail...." bahahhahahahaha.

    someone i work with at a book store found a book on revenge, now that was a fun day :p
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
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    ... and if we ever run into these people again, the best way to make them paranoid is to smile and look them right in the eye.
    (Or you can point your finger at them like the monkey in the closet on family guy)
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
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    It took me awhile, but I finally have accepted this belief, and oh, is it true for me. :D

    An ex-partner went crazy and blew up at me. Obviously we called it quits, and she blocked me everywhere, *****ed about me to everyone, just acted really miserable.

    I kept going on with my life. I didn't block her, I didn't talk about her, I didn't contact her at all. It wasn't too hard, because I don't want to be friends with crazy anyways.

    Later on, I found out she was offended and confused because I didn't block her or stalk her.

    Moving on with my life was the greatest insult ever, especially since I've dedicated myself to getting fit and hot again.
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Good for you, taking the high road! But... I have to share this:

    My sister got into an argument with her Husband once, and in the middle of it he went to take a shower. While he was in there, she took a packet of red Kool-aid and climbed up on the toilet seat and dumped it onto him!! She just wanted to stain him, but she forgot he is allergic to red food dye and all the stained streaks down his arm raised up and had him itching for a while! Also, the steam from the shower carried the powder, and she said it took forever for her to clean it off the walls! :laugh: Despite his discomfort, they both ended up laughing so hard they forgot what they were fighting about. :smile:
  • netchik
    netchik Posts: 587 Member
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    When I finally left my (abusive) ex, my girlfriend and I put a tin of sardines into his mahogany desk and locked the draw and took the key with me.

    Apparently it took about a month for him to find the source of the smell.

    I felt very good about it. Still do 15 years later.
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
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    Just put glitter in his car! He'll never get it out!!! :laugh:

    Someone pranked me by putting glitter in my CAR VENTS one time. To this day, I don't know who did it....it got all over me and the car when I turned it on. And as much as we cleaned it, there was glitter in that car till the day it was totaled and taken away. :grumble:

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