Dear high school gym teacher...
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ex boyfriends who broke up with me because i was fat and wasn't as hot as their friends gfs!!0
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Dear Aunt Barbara,
You said I was too young, and it wasn't right because we were "family". Well, I bet you're kicking yourself now.
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Dear stepsister,
We arent related It's ok! Who's the chubby one now?0 -
Dear stepsister,
We arent related It's ok! Who's the chubby one now?
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I don't have to stick it to them!!!! lol!!! they see me every family get together!!!!
"Hey, remember me? the fat one? Look who's fat now!!!! " :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
All the *kitten* who made snide comments while I sat down to lunch at work, you fckers thought it was funny, now I'm getting all buff and you're still sitting there eating your crappy diet and thinking you are "the sht" well you're half right, you are sht.
Sorry had to get that out of my system.0 -
I got here without using heroin or coke. Am I cool yet?0
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I got here without using heroin or coke. Am I cool yet?
LMAO love this!0 -
Dear guys who used to tease me:
Yes, I accept your apology and the free drink that came with it.
No, you can't have my number.0 -
Dear Middle School gym teacher,
Stop telling me how I am the cutest girl in the class and stop staring at me while I do jumping jacks.
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All the *kitten* who made snide comments while I sat down to lunch at work, you fckers thought it was funny, now I'm getting all buff and you're still sitting there eating your crappy diet and thinking you are "the sht" well you're half right, you are sht.
Sorry had to get that out of my system.
This is exactly why I started this thread
Get it all out!0 -
Dear Ex Wife.
Yes, I know that, as an Army PFC, I was not making too much money. Although you did not work at all while you were with me.
I know that I was not always there for you. Sorry about that, I was too busy getting shot at in other countries to worry about getting your new Camaro detailed.
Yes, the guys you slept with while I was away were in good shape.
The old saying is true. Looks DO fade.
Never in my LIFE did I ever think that you would outweigh me but, honey, here we are.
And it is not like I am a small guy either.0 -
Remember me? You failed me with a 54% (on more than one occasion)... Let's race! LOL
Who would you like to stick it to now that you're all fit and trim?
The same...high school gym teacher/football coach.
Because then, I could lift/squat more than is his linemen, and he called me a waste in front of them because he said I didn't know what I was doing.
Now, I coach football...players on the field who become leaders in society who win and who are active in the community and are regarded as great kids because they don't brag or gloat. Because now I lift and am fit, while I hear he and his son (who I went to school with) are all washed up, a "waste..." You can say I was inspired by the wrong way to do the right way.0 -
Dear Ex Wife.
Yes, I know that, as an Army PFC, I was not making too much money. Although you did not work at all while you were with me.
I know that I was not always there for you. Sorry about that, I was too busy getting shot at in other countries to worry about getting your new Camaro detailed.
Yes, the guys you slept with while I was away were in good shape.
The old saying is true. Looks DO fade.
Never in my LIFE did I ever think that you would outweigh me but, honey, here we are.
And it is not like I am a small guy either.
This one I like!
Unfortunately the message I would send to my ex would not be as cordial or professional. :happy:0 -
Dear Aunt Barbara,
You said I was too young, and it wasn't right because we were "family". Well, I bet you're kicking yourself now.
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Dear Ex Wife.
Yes, I know that, as an Army PFC, I was not making too much money. Although you did not work at all while you were with me.
I know that I was not always there for you. Sorry about that, I was too busy getting shot at in other countries to worry about getting your new Camaro detailed.
Yes, the guys you slept with while I was away were in good shape.
The old saying is true. Looks DO fade.
Never in my LIFE did I ever think that you would outweigh me but, honey, here we are.
And it is not like I am a small guy either.
Awesome- had several Army buddies that had wives like that! Great that you turned the tables and are in a better place. Airborne!!0 -
Dear all the highschool boys who thought I was a lesbian.
I would like to introduce you to my 6'4, 300lb fiance, who has a massive shoulder spance. I was just looking for a real man, not a puke like you.0 -
Dear pr!ck from high school who used to call me "fat", "cow", or "blubber butt" every morning when I walked past you, even though I weighed only 10 pound more than I do right now: I'm glad you broke your nose on the bottom of the pool during diving practice my senior year.
I didn't even have to wait for that karma.....0 -
Dear *kitten* that called me and my daughter names on my vacation last year,
**** you!0 -
Dear Verbally Abusive Estranged Mother.....
I am NOT what you thought I would be...fat, dirty, rotten mother, uneducated, worthless, on welfare, etc.
I am PROUD to say I have two wonderful children, a nice house, it's clean, I bathe regularly and I have lost a lot of weight (still going too).
Too bad you were such a rotten mom that you will never meet my two wonderful children, see my nice clean house, or see what I look like now!
Signed: No Longer Your Daughter0 -
This actually deserves a follow up.Dear Ex Wife.
Yes, I know that, as an Army PFC, I was not making too much money. Although you did not work at all while you were with me.
I know that I was not always there for you. Sorry about that, I was too busy getting shot at in other countries to worry about getting your new Camaro detailed.
Yes, the guys you slept with while I was away were in good shape.
The old saying is true. Looks DO fade.
Never in my LIFE did I ever think that you would outweigh me but, honey, here we are.
And it is not like I am a small guy either.
Awesome- had several Army buddies that had wives like that! Great that you turned the tables and are in a better place. Airborne!!
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After you decided to leave me while I was deployed, I will admit that coming home to that empty apartment on a cold day in Germany did seem like the end of the world however, I was very fortunate to have some caring friends.
Not long after you left, I was promoted so my paycheck went up quite a bit.
Also, my new alone time allowed me to start working out so, I went from 170 LBS to a rock solid 220.
It is too bad you didn't get to enjoy my new 24 year old hard body but, have no fear, the local Fräuleins noticed and appreciated me.
My second promotion (Now a SGT) actually got me to the point that I could afford a brand new car but, I played it smart and invested it in property instead. How is that single bedroom apartment treating you? Are you still, at 42 years old, working at a fast food joint?
By the way, I was thrilled when our son turned 21 years old and FINALLY decided enough was enough and came to Florida to hang out with me for a few weeks. I am not sure what you poisoned him with but, he seemed to be honestly shocked when I did not turn out to be a scum bag. I am thrilled to announce that he will be moving to Florida soon and away from you.
Hugs and kisses babe.0 -
Dear ex-boyfriend who called me unattractive & a fat f**k: may the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your crotch & may your arms be too short to scratch.0
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Dear 65 pound overweight grandpa who only does fad diets and then gains ALL and some more of the weight back. I'm sorry I just couldn't read all the books you gave me, or all the magazine articles that told me to eat nothing but grapefruit. I'm sorry that you thought that was the only way I would ever be healthy. I'm sorry your prepackaged frozen meals weren't good enough for me.
Would you like my advice now or do you still feel like diets are the only way?0 -
I'd like to give a giant FU to my father. Couldn't be around for me, but you think I'm gonna let you be a grand father to my kid. My Stepfather has done more for me than you could ever dream of. Sorry, but he gets the Grandpa title, and you get *kitten*.
You taught me the greatest lesson of all...How not to be a father! Thanks for the advice D bag, now get bent, and don't even look at my kid!!0 -
Dear Mid-Section,
Please just go and don't visit me ever again.....I really want to be with the twins....V-cut and definition.....NO need to respond...BYE!!!0 -
lolDear stepsister,
We arent related It's ok! Who's the chubby one now?0 -
My high school show choir instructor told me I could "stand to lose a few". I saw her out in public the other day and she tried to talk but I just walked away without a word. She had "gained a few".0
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Dear guys who used to tease me:
Yes, I accept your apology and the free drink that came with it.
No, you can't have my number.
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Dear pr!ck from high school who used to call me "fat", "cow", or "blubber butt" every morning when I walked past you, even though I weighed only 10 pound more than I do right now: I'm glad you broke your nose on the bottom of the pool during diving practice my senior year.
I didn't even have to wait for that karma.....
That is awesome!!!!! :-)0
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