Dear high school gym teacher...

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  • Tiranna
    Tiranna Posts: 4
    Dear ex-boyfriend who called me unattractive & a fat f**k: may the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your crotch & may your arms be too short to scratch.

    bahahahahahahaha!!! YES.
  • EEpling89
    EEpling89 Posts: 152
    Dear Ex Wife.
    Yes, I know that, as an Army PFC, I was not making too much money. Although you did not work at all while you were with me.
    I know that I was not always there for you. Sorry about that, I was too busy getting shot at in other countries to worry about getting your new Camaro detailed.
    Yes, the guys you slept with while I was away were in good shape.
    The old saying is true. Looks DO fade.
    Never in my LIFE did I ever think that you would outweigh me but, honey, here we are.
    And it is not like I am a small guy either.

    HA! Sounds like she got what she had coming! :)
  • EEpling89
    EEpling89 Posts: 152
    Oh, and I have another one! To the kid who called me "oversize load" in school...I always have (and still do) think of how you hurt me EVERY TIME I see an oversize load truck coming down the road. However, now I think of how I make your monthly salary in a day and how your baby mama isn't so hot now. Karma comes back around.
  • jennifer52484
    jennifer52484 Posts: 888 Member
    Dear Everyone who didn't think I could ever be in a fitness bodybuilding competition.

    Guess what...
    <<<< Go ahead, what else do you think I CAN'T do...
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    Dear Dr. Oz.....

    where do I begin?


    Quack
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Dear Dr. Oz.....

    where do I begin?


    Quack

    yep, and Dr. Phil...they're ruining society
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    I got here without using heroin or coke. Am I cool yet?

    Brilliant!
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    Love These!

    Dear Obese Family Members,

    NO you haven't seen me in a while
    NO you won't be seeing me until the next major holiday
    NO I won't be FAT AGAIN
    YES I am moving 50miles away

    Thanks for not supporting my life style changes that included quitting smoking.
    Thanks for making remarks that I'll be fat like you someday too
    Thanks for saying that if I can't handle quitting smoking w/o side effects, maybe I shouldn't quit
    Thanks for telling me I'll gain all my weight back

    FYI: I did gain 10lbs when I quit smoking. Why? I snacked too much. I've now lost 8 of those 10lbs so how do ya like that?!
    I'm back on track and feeling better than ever. I made it through the withdrawals and going on 4mos smoke free. I work out daily and YES it is an effing priority. Working out does not hinder my ability to be a good mother, it makes it easier for me to be a good mother. I'm setting a good example for my daughter and any frustrations I might have can get released in a positive manner. I refuse to become an obese, chain smoker like some of you complaining about your MULTIPLE health issues.
    I still love you all, but I don't like you all that well and am happier with limited contact.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Love These!

    Dear Obese Family Members,

    NO you haven't seen me in a while
    NO you won't be seeing me until the next major holiday
    NO I won't be FAT AGAIN
    YES I am moving 50miles away

    Thanks for not supporting my life style changes that included quitting smoking.
    Thanks for making remarks that I'll be fat like you someday too
    Thanks for saying that if I can't handle quitting smoking w/o side effects, maybe I shouldn't quit
    Thanks for telling me I'll gain all my weight back

    FYI: I did gain 10lbs when I quit smoking. Why? I snacked too much. I've now lost 8 of those 10lbs so how do ya like that?!
    I'm back on track and feeling better than ever. I made it through the withdrawals and going on 4mos smoke free. I work out daily and YES it is an effing priority. Working out does not hinder my ability to be a good mother, it makes it easier for me to be a good mother. I'm setting a good example for my daughter and any frustrations I might have can get released in a positive manner. I refuse to become an obese, chain smoker like some of you complaining about your MULTIPLE health issues.
    I still love you all, but I don't like you all that well and am happier with limited contact.

    LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

    Stick it to them!
  • beebee0925
    beebee0925 Posts: 441 Member
    Bump!!!

    I'm sure I got teased too but they obviously weren't worth me spending my energy and my precious brain cells thinking about them. Loving this topic.
  • corinnesquires
    corinnesquires Posts: 6
    Dear girls who called me Butter Butt in grade school,

    after my weight shifted from puberty and I got a waist guess where it all went? Now they call me Epic Boobs :) they are fantastic, and they are real :)

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