i need friends with demented twisted strange sense of humor

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  • raerae514
    raerae514 Posts: 171 Member
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    I'm in. Deep in...

    That's what she said!!
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
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    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
    Igor: [pause, then] No.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
    Igor: Then you won't be angry?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
    Igor: Abby someone.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
    Igor: Abby... Normal.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
    Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
    [grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me?


    I'm in!
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    Not for me then, I am 99.9% normal.

    I tried normal once, most boring day of my life :tongue:

    I thought I would make a stand for normal people seeing as virtually everyone posting on here claims to be otherwise. I suppose in this instance demented with a twisted strange sense of humour is therefore normal. I am confused.
  • kinghavok
    kinghavok Posts: 104
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    ROFL half these folks are already your friend dude.... the threads you start are freaking hilarious! Keep up the good work I can lose weight laughing at this stuff
  • maikastar
    maikastar Posts: 78
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    Demented and twisted? That would be me. Add away :) (And that applies to anyone on this thread)
  • TamaraKat
    TamaraKat Posts: 533 Member
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    *Puts hand up*
    I feel that I am more than adequate for this challenge.
  • turlykerd1
    turlykerd1 Posts: 54 Member
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    i shake my head

    but its the turrets
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    i would love to be friends with people in here that friends and family sometimes just shake there heads and stare at you funny
    the more twisted the better .thannnnkyouu

    and i would love to be friends with people who would be willing to tuck their junk back and send me pics.
    hit me up bro.




    with pics.
  • Maryt1961
    Maryt1961 Posts: 280 Member
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    Ah yes....a place for me, too...add me in
  • clioandboy
    clioandboy Posts: 963 Member
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    I'm in. Deep in...

    that's what she said :tongue: (couldn't resist)



    Shouldn't that be "That's what HE said..."??? :tongue:


    You need to get out more, or in. Hello all, like finds like in the end

    depends on who's wearing the strap-on. opps did I say that outloud?

    Yes you did, hello sista ;)

    I am sometimes a bit strapped for cash....
  • TygerRRT
    TygerRRT Posts: 1
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    I'm new here, just joined, but I'm pretty twisted, so...
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,616 Member
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    Sometimes I get the feeling people just *try* too hard...
  • premkhwaish
    premkhwaish Posts: 3
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    What a weird and cool thread. Most of the time I talk to much and my friends give me this look:

    http://s1.favim.com/orig/20/funny-michael-scott-steve-carell-the-office-toby-Favim.com-203750.jpg

    Feel free to add me.
  • Operation_Me
    Operation_Me Posts: 869 Member
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    I could use some more friends with twisted strange sense of humor. Feel free to add me!
  • aegisprncs
    aegisprncs Posts: 240 Member
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    <<< my Christmas pic! Looking for fun friends as well.
  • hadesflame
    hadesflame Posts: 95 Member
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    i would love to be friends with people in here that friends and family sometimes just shake there heads and stare at you funny
    the more twisted the better .thannnnkyouu

    and i would love to be friends with people who would be willing to tuck their junk back and send me pics.
    hit me up bro.




    with pics.
    Then you sir are looking for Ted Levine. He's more than willing to tuck and dance for you too. :wink:
  • Presleyforpresident
    Presleyforpresident Posts: 172
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    i enjoy doing all kinds of ill things, so add away! XO
  • lieutenantbinx
    lieutenantbinx Posts: 21
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    As do I..
    Add me!
    x
  • Susanthecatwhisperer
    Susanthecatwhisperer Posts: 141 Member
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    Oh hell yes! Very demented & strange! So is my humor. Anyone can feel free to add me also! This could be fun!:laugh:
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
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    I'll jump into this one.

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