chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    May I bee so bold as to say my "humps" need a good massage? In 8 days I will be going away for the weekend and thought I would give the girls a good work out between now and then.....They are rebelling! lol
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    would you prefer one hump or two? on or camel? does he have hooves or toes, you know, your camel?

    SMH!! Isn't two humps always better than one?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    would you prefer one hump or two? on or camel? does he have hooves or toes, you know, your camel?

    SMH!! Isn't two humps always better than one?

    what if the first one wore you out? friction burn hurt?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Isn't that what lube is for?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Isn't that what lube is for?

    natural is always the way to go though right?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Isn't that what lube is for?

    natural is always the way to go though right?

    Can anyone else think of any placeS where NOT natural is the way to go?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Isn't that what lube is for?

    natural is always the way to go though right?

    Can anyone else think of any placeS where NOT natural is the way to go?

    can you um.. .give some examples?:indifferent:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Maggie, What? :noway:
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Wow, you sure know how to kick off a day, eh?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    May I bee so bold as to say my "humps" need a good massage? In 8 days I will be going away for the weekend and thought I would give the girls a good work out between now and then.....They are rebelling! lol

    Would you like to borrow my lavender massage/bath oil?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Isn't that what lube is for?

    natural is always the way to go though right?

    Can anyone else think of any placeS where NOT natural is the way to go?

    can you um.. .give some examples?:indifferent:

    Berginas?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Humps and rubdowns.... Did I make it in time?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Wow, you sure know how to kick off a day, eh?

    We keep you coming back, don't we?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Humps and rubdowns.... Did I make it in time?

    Morning Mandi, do you always have such perfect timing?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Humps and rubdowns.... Did I make it in time?

    Don't you know we'd always make time for you?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Wow, you sure know how to kick off a day, eh?

    We keep you coming back, don't we?

    I am still waiting for the bill... isn't that how they get you hooked, first one is free?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Are you comparing us to crack? Or tanning salons? Or.. No. Hookers don't give *kitten* away. What was I thinking?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Are you comparing us to crack? Or tanning salons? Or.. No. Hookers don't give *kitten* away. What was I thinking?

    Wait.... tanning salons give out freebies? I can finally get rid of my ankle tan lines???
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can you two stand next to each other so I can raspberry your bellies?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You want to raspberry a Mogwai?

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