chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Why isn't it Saturday?

    did you know I was thinking the same thing?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Just "Morning" to me Dawn? You don't hope its Good? Or are you just getting lazy...Good Morning to G'Morning to Morning to GM to M?

    LMAO, can I try again? Awesome Morning Pirate, did you know how happy I am to see you this beautiful day?

    Don't you know it's always a pleasure to see you, Dawn?

    Did it hurt?

    Do you mean when I fell from heaven? :tongue:
    haha...Did you know I love those Cheesy Pick up lines?

    Is that a mirror in your pocket?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you see yourself in my pants? Dont you know I have heard them all?
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    did I ever mention that....A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you all be around all day? I really need to get some work done now, ya know?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Will you all be around all day? I really need to get some work done now, ya know?

    Will you bring me flowers when you return?

    I think they should re-arrange the alphabet...
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? :laugh:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    are you from Tennessee? because your the only 10 I see
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

    You need this one Pirate ...you like? LOL
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Ever look at the tag inside the collar of a girls shirt and say "just what I thought, made in heaven"
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    are you Jamacian?
    cause your Ja makin me crazy...

    how is that!?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Hahaha...Good one Leah...How bout this one?

    Come here...*waves you over with a finger*...I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Hahaha...Good one Leah...How bout this one?

    Come here...*waves you over with a finger*...I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body

    did you know I just read that not too long ago? and that the girl said it will take more than one finger to make me come?

    arent people just awesome?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    LMAO nice Pirate!!!

    I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Ever look at the tag inside the collar of a girls shirt and say "just what I thought, made in heaven"

    how about nonchalantly dropping a suger packet next to her and say, hey, your tag fell off?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    LMAO nice Pirate!!!

    I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

    :wink:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    :laugh: do you know I never heard that one Leah? This is my personal fav..

    If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    LOL that one is a very commonly one used Pirate...haha!! love it!

    Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member

    I think they should re-arrange the alphabet...

    And put I next to U!!


    Good morning ya'll!! It is nice to see everyone on this morning and a few new ppl too.
    I am loving these pick up lines...Don't you know we all need a good laugh to start the day?

    Leah, its great to see you are feeling better!!
    Dawn, love the guns, girl!!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    How bout this one?

    Are those space jeans? Coz that @ss is outta this world:laugh:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    I lost my number can I have yours...how cheesy is that one?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Thank you Sheila <3

    Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member

    I think they should re-arrange the alphabet...

    And put I next to U!!


    Good morning ya'll!! It is nice to see everyone on this morning and a few new ppl too.
    I am loving these pick up lines...Don't you know we all need a good laugh to start the day?

    Leah, its great to see you are feeling better!!

    Dawn, love the guns, girl!!

    Good Morning SoCo. I had a female friend from Alabama who pronounced July as "Joooolah" it was uber-sexy. Do you do that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know it took me a second to get the SoCo? Do you know I like it?

    I've never heard July said that way.

    Have you seen the movie Broken Bridges? Kelly Preston did a VERY good job learning the souther talk.
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Do you all know the southern accent is easy to learn, all you have to do is have a lazy tongue?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can you teach me how to make my tongue lazy?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you all know the southern accent is easy to learn, all you have to do is have a lazy tongue?

    Did you know my wife would hate it if I had a lazy toungue?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    pirate how about this one!

    is there a keg in your pants? cause I would love to tap that a...
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Do you all know the southern accent is easy to learn, all you have to do is have a lazy tongue?

    Did you know my wife would hate it if I had a lazy toungue?

    :laugh:
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Can you teach me how to make my tongue lazy?

    Do you realize that I could never do this, as I find the speech repulsive to my ears?

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