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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you all know the southern accent is easy to learn, all you have to do is have a lazy tongue?

    Did you know my wife would hate it if I had a lazy toungue?

    Mercy pirate!!

    Does a southern accent really take a lazy tongue? Personally, I think my tongue is far from lazy!!
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Can I tell you I had the biggest crush on a girl in college who had the prefect Southern Drawl? Also, can you imagine how sexy it is to me when a pretty girl, "Taalks liiike thyiis"?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I tell you I had the biggest crush on a girl in college who had the prefect Southern Drawl? Also, can you imagine how sexy it is to me when a pretty girl, "Taalks liiike thyiis"?

    I was wondering where you were! Did you know, if we met in person, we would get along just great then?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can we all agree that women who have southern accents float our boats then?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What say you MikeyD and Dino?

    Will the word HUMP or B00Bs draw them out?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    where are the boobs? hahaha
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    ( . ) ( . )

    Is that how you do it Whiskey?

    BTW, what is your name?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Do you think the signals got crossed since I came here instead of Mikey and Dino when you said those words? lol
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    So a woman with a northern accent wont float your boat, eh?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    No Jamie, wouldn't that just lead me to believe you like those words too?

    Dawn, how is Pirate gonna get out of that one?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Did someone say b00bs?

    (oXo)

    Can I tell you that my boat can be floated in almost any waters?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I tell you "good one" Whiskey?

    Did he not see that I asked his name? Or does he not want to tell me? :sad:
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Can I tell you "good one" Whiskey?

    Did he not see that I asked his name? Or does he not want to tell me? :sad:

    Ever meet a guy named Shannon?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I say that I have? One of my best friends in high school married a guy named Shannon. He was from Red Boiling Springs, TN.

    I also have a funny story to go with that. . I had a teacher in high school that would always call me Shannon, combining the first two letters of my first name and the last 5 letters of my last name. It took awhile for it to catch on, but eventually everyone knew who she was talking to when she said it.
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Can I say hi Shannon? And that it's nice to meet you? :flowerforyou:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Shannon, this ^ is Jamie, isn't she pretty?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    So a woman with a northern accent wont float your boat, eh?

    Dawn, darling dear, love of my life, most beautiful girl in the world, Don't you know that a lot of things float my boat...like a chick that digs beer, Brewers and Packers?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Shannon, this ^ is Jamie, isn't she pretty?

    I'm not Shannon, but may I say Hell Yeah?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    So a woman with a northern accent wont float your boat, eh?

    Dawn, darling dear, love of my life, most beautiful girl in the world, Don't you know that a lot of things float my boat...like a chick that digs beer, Brewers and Packers?

    Do I detect some brown nosing? lol

    And how sweet are you guys? :blushing:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I say hi to all? Hope you had a wonderful 4th.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    So a woman with a northern accent wont float your boat, eh?

    Dawn, darling dear, love of my life, most beautiful girl in the world, Don't you know that a lot of things float my boat...like a chick that digs beer, Brewers and Packers?
    Do you know that this was the perfect answer? LOL
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you have a nice 4th Mandi?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Did you have a nice 4th Mandi?

    As a matter of fact it was pretty pleasant. Did you know a rum and diet has only 60 calories? How was yours?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know the heat index got up to 109 yesterday and will be even hotter today? Besides that fact, can you believe I really enjoyed the day off with my family?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Did you know the heat index got up to 109 yesterday and will be even hotter today? Besides that fact, can you believe I really enjoyed the day off with my family?

    Are you guys trying to be like Arizona? We actually had a pleasant cool down for the fourth... High of 95 with bits of rain.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know that us Wisconsinites don't know how to survive in this type of weather...LOL
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Would you believe I understand? I'm not used to this humidity today... my hair! Ugh.
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Do you think it would be cooler in Arizona and Wisc. if you both werent so HOT?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you think it would be cooler in Arizona and Wisc. if you both werent so HOT?

    Would you believe I love your thinking?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    WOW!! Do I detect LOTS of sweetness coming from the fellas today?

    Hi Mandi!! It was hot here in KY too, but I couldn't tell cause my behind was in the creek....Yee Haww

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