chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Does the warehouse where I used to work count/ Or an open field on a country road?

    *footnote: many, many years ago
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    will either work?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    judges?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Have you Mikey?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
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    ever have humpday in public?

    How public?

    The most public one I won't describe unless we're in the safe spot, but how about this one: 4pm parked on a busy dock as people are bringing their boats in; he is in my passenger seat and I'm in his lap facing him in a denim skirt?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    OMG...You guys flipped the thread and I missed it...and now like page 4. Do you know I was starting to wonder why this topic wasn't coming up on my list? So did I miss anything in the last 6 pages or so?

    would you believe me if i told you 5 pages of fantastic "mind in the gutter" style comments?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    ever have humpday in public?

    Does the handicapped bathroom at a movie theater count?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
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    ........
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Hockey + Sex .... in the same place..... Mind = Blown

    would you beleive im jealous? i clearly need to step up my game....

    Where is my new bf dammit
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Hockey + Sex .... in the same place..... Mind = Blown

    DITTO!!! Would that ever even be a question?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
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    .......
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    A hump is good anytime isn't it Mikey?

    Greg, would you believe you really haven't missed anything?

    I agree ..... Is there ever a bad time for a hump?

    Is there a better way to start the day? Morning shower sex isn't so bad either, if as Mandi pointed out the bed head and dragon breath would be too much to handle.
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    ever have humpday in public?

    Um...Yeah, more than a couple. May I thank you for sending me down memory lane?? heeehee People are gonna wonder why I have this doofy smile on my face. :blushing:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Or, did I mention the hotel swimming pool in Costa Rica? Would you believe that iguana got an eyeful????

    Iguana got an eyeful? Is there a joke about "aim" in there somewhere?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Or, did I mention the hotel swimming pool in Costa Rica? Would you believe that iguana got an eyeful????

    OH yeah, that reminds me...outdoor swimming pool in the neighborhood in which I used to live. I wonder how many of my neighbors were watching?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    A hump is good anytime isn't it Mikey?

    Greg, would you believe you really haven't missed anything?

    I agree ..... Is there ever a bad time for a hump?

    Is there a better way to start the day? Morning shower sex isn't so bad either, if as Mandi pointed out the bed head and dragon breath would be too much to handle.

    How about lunch break sex? I went back to work a VERY happy girl!!
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
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    Or, did I mention the hotel swimming pool in Costa Rica? Would you believe that iguana got an eyeful????

    Iguana got an eyeful? Is there a joke about "aim" in there somewhere?

    hahaha, sadly, no..... Should I even feel bad for him, since he was swimming figure 8's around my legs at the time? Did he bring it upon himself?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    A hump is good anytime isn't it Mikey?

    Greg, would you believe you really haven't missed anything?

    I agree ..... Is there ever a bad time for a hump?

    Is there a better way to start the day? Morning shower sex isn't so bad either, if as Mandi pointed out the bed head and dragon breath would be too much to handle.

    How about lunch break sex? I went back to work a VERY happy girl!!

    Oh yes......Nooners make for a great rest of the day wouldn't you say?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Or, did I mention the hotel swimming pool in Costa Rica? Would you believe that iguana got an eyeful????

    Iguana got an eyeful? Is there a joke about "aim" in there somewhere?

    hahaha, sadly, no..... Should I even feel bad for him, since he was swimming figure 8's around my legs at the time? Did he bring it upon himself?

    May I throw out a "you da man" for keeping it going with that thing swimming around you??? That takes skill and commitment my friend!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    A hump is good anytime isn't it Mikey?

    Greg, would you believe you really haven't missed anything?

    I agree ..... Is there ever a bad time for a hump?

    Is there a better way to start the day? Morning shower sex isn't so bad either, if as Mandi pointed out the bed head and dragon breath would be too much to handle.

    How about lunch break sex? I went back to work a VERY happy girl!!

    Oh yes......Nooners make for a great rest of the day wouldn't you say?

    And really good prelude for that evening, right?

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