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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Would you believe I can admit to having lustful thoughts?

    with a tongue like that can I say...where have you been all my life?

    Would you believe that tongue reaches from CA to NY?? :laugh:
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    can you make them like the way i like it...over and easy?

    Over & Easy??? {{giggles}}
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    Would you believe I am headed to the beach????? :drinker:
    can i come with you
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    has anyone seen my beach ball?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Someone wanna cheer me up?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    has anyone seen my beach ball?
    Have you looked by your snorkle equipment?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Someone wanna cheer me up?

    whats the matter baby?...nom,nom,nom
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Someone wanna cheer me up?

    whats the matter baby?...nom,nom,nom
    Are you eating me? How did you know that would cheer me up? LOL :drinker:
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Does anyone know where I can purchase snorkle gear online?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Someone wanna cheer me up?

    whats the matter baby?...nom,nom,nom
    Are you eating me? How did you know that would cheer me up? LOL :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: doesn't that usually work?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Does anyone know where I can purchase snorkle gear online?

    Do you think you can ask Scott Peterson?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    has anyone seen my beach ball?
    Have you looked by your snorkle equipment?

    are you saying I like to go under?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Someone wanna cheer me up?

    whats the matter baby?...nom,nom,nom
    Are you eating me? How did you know that would cheer me up? LOL :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: doesn't that usually work?

    :laugh: :sad: :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    If you are a scuba diver, does that mean you like to go down?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    If you are a scuba diver, does that mean you like to go down?

    :devil:
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Did someone say b00bies??? (oXo)
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Does anyone know where I can purchase snorkle gear online?

    Do you think you can ask Scott Peterson?

    Could you hear me laughing at that?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Did someone say b00bies??? (oXo)
    can I have 2?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    If you are a scuba diver, does that mean you like to go down?
    Are you referring to "down under"?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Does anyone know where I can purchase snorkle gear online?

    Do you think you can ask Scott Peterson?
    Do you know I missed the punchline to this question?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you asking for a Fosters?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    is that Austrailian for BIER?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    How are ya Whiskey and Chosengiver? haven't seen you in a few days
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Are you asking for a Fosters?
    May I request a Malibu Martini instead?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Are you asking for a Fosters?
    May I request a Malibu Martini instead?
    Can you believe I was attempting to save lives, but was unsuccessful with 1 person's heart, which made me :cry: ?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    can I say sorry?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Do you know you can? Would you believe I'm grateful to get a break?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    how hot is it down in old MS?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I posted a picture on the facebook page "Im not drunk, Im from Wisconsin" of my neighbors in their redneck hottub and it has gotten over 900 likes since it posted last night? :drinker:
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    do you think it could be hotter than a fresh f..ked fox in a forest fire?
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