chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Do you know I like freak on a leash?

    Did you know I'd love to have one?

    do you have a collar that will fit me?
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    Shall we measure your neck? Is it ok if it's alittle too tight?



    no problem...will you make sure that I get enough exercise?

    Of course, you may get dehydrated... shall I give you a water bowl?

    will you pet him?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    I wanna lady in the street but a freak in the bed sound familiar?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    I wanna lady in the street but a freak in the bed sound familiar?

    Is it lady on the street and freak in the sheets?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Can I say I have heard that quite a bit?
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    were they my wedding vows...?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    I wanna lady in the street but a freak in the bed sound familiar?

    Do you think it's really a freak in the sheets? :glasses: Mikey, can I say shape up or ship out? :devil:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Haha, Do you think Mandi and I think alike?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    I wanna lady in the street but a freak in the bed sound familiar?

    Is it lady on the street and freak in the sheets?

    dont you think I did that on purpose to see if we all truly were on the same page? hmmmm:drinker:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    :
    were they my wedding vows...?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Can I say, that's my motto?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Can I tell you all that I want my next job to be at the Superior Nut Co. ? Take that as you like.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Can I tell you that I love pillows?
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    Can I tell you all that I want my next job to be at the Superior Nut Co. ? Take that as you like.

    the question is...will you then have superior nuts?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Can I tell you all that I want my next job to be at the Superior Nut Co. ? Take that as you like.

    the question is...will you then have superior nuts?

    Did you know they would be the tastiest nuts since 1929? I just like the name of the company...opens sooo many jokes
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Did you know they make leashes for those? Just sayin
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    can I say.....ouch babe?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Did you know they make leashes for those? Just sayin

    :laugh: :laugh: would a leashed nut be tastier?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    would my friends at work be "My Nuts"?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    wouldnt that be awkward?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Did you know they make leashes for those? Just sayin

    :laugh: :laugh: would a leashed nut be tastier?

    Are they candy coated?

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