chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Am I just a toy?
care to expand?
OOPs...did you not know I was expanding on Dean's comment (feel me up buttercup)?0 -
does the thought of bacon not make you hungry?0
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SSSS - have you decided yet?0
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does the thought of bacon not make you hungry?
don't you know I love Bacon so much that the thought of it makes me hungry and point north?0 -
Would you believe I made a 20 lb turkey yesterday? I'm munching on some breast right now.0
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would you believe i have...IM HORNY and a little hungry0
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S.O.S. Mikey is keeping me hostage in a dark dark place. I have no idea where I am, he just left me alone for a minute and doesnt realize I still have my iphone in my back pocket, can someone please help me?does anyone else think that Mikey and Dawn being absent on the same day is ummmmm suspicious?0 -
wow...yum...can you save me some....?? breast not turkey!0
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would you believe i have...IM HORNY and a little hungry
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
any more than ususal?0 -
Don't you know I like to share?0
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Would you believe I made a 20 lb turkey yesterday? I'm munching on some breast right now.
If you share your breast, I'll share my meatballs...I made sauce yesterday. Anyone make rump roast?0 -
S.O.S. Mikey is keeping me hostage in a dark dark place. I have no idea where I am, he just left me alone for a minute and doesnt realize I still have my iphone in my back pocket, can someone please help me?does anyone else think that Mikey and Dawn being absent on the same day is ummmmm suspicious?
HULK MAD!!!!!! *breaks down door* you okay?0 -
would you believe i have...IM HORNY and a little hungry
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
any more than ususal?
does it show?0 -
S.O.S. Mikey is keeping me hostage in a dark dark place. I have no idea where I am, he just left me alone for a minute and doesnt realize I still have my iphone in my back pocket, can someone please help me?does anyone else think that Mikey and Dawn being absent on the same day is ummmmm suspicious?
What do you hear around you? Maybe it will help us locate you???
Nevermind, looks like Pirate found you first...0 -
Are we in a full buffet?0
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WARNING: Clear your mouth of food and drink before reading this comment...
While you all are munching on bacon wrapped weenies, breasts and meatballs...did you know I am sucking a blue popsicle and in a little while its gonna look like I "eat" a smurf?0 -
:drinker: Didnt you know I am much better now that you are here? :smooched: Did you see Mikey anywhere on your way in? How did you find me?
S.O.S. Mikey is keeping me hostage in a dark dark place. I have no idea where I am, he just left me alone for a minute and doesnt realize I still have my iphone in my back pocket, can someone please help me?does anyone else think that Mikey and Dawn being absent on the same day is ummmmm suspicious?
HULK MAD!!!!!! *breaks down door* you okay?0 -
SSSS - no, not really...you wake up frisky today or was it the talk here?
on an unrealted note...Has anyone heard the old song "Dream a Little Dream of Me" ? Who sings that? it's stuck in my head0 -
where did you all go?:sad: :sad:
did you know I was all alone in the closet? the 2 women found their way out? why oh why did they leave?
Can I tell you this is all a lie... I think he was trying to create an alibi with this post. Who will you all believe?0 -
would you believe i woke up this way?
would that be ella fitzgerald? sp?0 -
:drinker: Didnt you know I am much better now that you are here? :smooched: Did you see Mikey anywhere on your way in? How did you find me?
S.O.S. Mikey is keeping me hostage in a dark dark place. I have no idea where I am, he just left me alone for a minute and doesnt realize I still have my iphone in my back pocket, can someone please help me?does anyone else think that Mikey and Dawn being absent on the same day is ummmmm suspicious?
HULK MAD!!!!!! *breaks down door* you okay?
Don't you know since you hired me I'll come through hell's fire and brimstone to save you? I find you no matter where0 -
:drinker: Didnt you know I am much better now that you are here? :smooched: Did you see Mikey anywhere on your way in? How did you find me?
S.O.S. Mikey is keeping me hostage in a dark dark place. I have no idea where I am, he just left me alone for a minute and doesnt realize I still have my iphone in my back pocket, can someone please help me?does anyone else think that Mikey and Dawn being absent on the same day is ummmmm suspicious?
HULK MAD!!!!!! *breaks down door* you okay?
Don't you know since you hired me I'll come through hell's fire and brimstone to save you? I find you no matter where
:flowerforyou: 
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Can I admit it's easy to always be in the mood when going commando?0
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would you believe i woke up this way?
would that be ella fitzgerald? sp?
was her husband's name Gerald0 -
Can I admit it's easy to always be in the mood when going commando?
:huh:
*speechless*0 -
dont you know your asking the wrong person?0
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who should I ask?0
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do you think google would have the answer?0
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Can I admit it's easy to always be in the mood when going commando?
Abba had a song about this.....
Can you hear the drums commando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight commando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar0 -
did you know my mind is like mush and i cant think very clearly today?0
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